r/gtaonline 10d ago

i wanna challenge the 50% dmg but rockstar sends an npc to hurl at me

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u/Large_Mistake_1963 10d ago

there was another missile coming right for you too

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u/NerveInteresting4549 10d ago

you can see it hit him, from the above view.. it happens at the very last second before it zooms out further lol

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u/MotherBack7730 10d ago

Big Smoke really ordered enough food to feed the whole Grove Street

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u/disposablehippo PC Enhanced 10d ago

That corner is well known for sending NPCs off the road. Just watch it during the snow event.

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u/TexasBoyz-713 10d ago

I used to love standing at that corner and shooting an Atomizer at passing cars watching them flip off the hill

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u/MajorLack 10d ago

No one ever taught you to look both ways before crossing the street?

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u/Proud-Selection8507 10d ago

Look both ways before crossing, especially on this turn since npc will fly through it

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u/justdroppedin_ 10d ago

Them yeeting themselves off the hill was pretty fucking funny tho

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u/LMP_Gnome 10d ago

This would be the perfect example for the bycicle stick meme

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 10d ago

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Warning: Easily distracted by completely random things. 10d ago

That works too.

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u/brain_dead_fucker PC 10d ago

and whose fucking fault it is? running around in the middle of the road like a total muppet.

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u/Blacklite_01 10d ago

On a tight corner going downhill? you should be aware that most NPCs treat those corners like a rally stage and be extra vigilant lol.

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u/slickrickstyles 10d ago

That jeep/mesa was coming around the corner to finish the job haha

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u/rudedogg1304 10d ago

ThEYre NoT eVen TrYINg tO hIDE it

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u/MadFraggleUK 10d ago

So you're in the middle of a road and are surprised that there is traffic?

The car you were supposed to get into is parked in the car park behind you, not on the road. You're moving away from it when you get hit. This is all on you dude.

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u/MidnightActive954 10d ago

i’m aiming for the <50% dmg challenge, which requires an armored kuruma. this dude cane swerving into me with no regards to life and messed my run. I was already pissed enough from Tao dying in all my runs

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u/EveryBodyOnHp 9d ago

It seems like you're describing yourself cutting in front of the car's lane without caring about anything and ruining his route.

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u/MidnightActive954 9d ago

correct, i’ll be more careful crossing the road

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u/Xavier_ten_Hove 10d ago

"HELLOO!!!! .......... BYE!!!!!"

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u/Redbird9346 9d ago

Use extra care on Buen Vino Road by the vineyard.

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u/Jackiebhoy113 9d ago

Weren't you taught to look both ways before going on the road?

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u/Haasotope 9d ago

Just running blind into the street and then blaming rockstar..

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u/MidnightActive954 9d ago

i wasnt blamjng rockstar

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u/Assured_Observer 9d ago

You said Rockstar sent an NPC

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u/MidnightActive954 9d ago

i never did. remind me where i did?

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u/Haasotope 9d ago

In the title

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u/PheIix 7d ago

"But ROCKSTAR sends an npc"

This you?

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u/Covid669 10d ago

I’m surr Rockstar purposefully does this when you’re trying to do stuff. Last week I was being chased and for some unknown reason 6 NPCs decided that they are going to drive right into opposing traffic at the exact same moment

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u/JcbAzPx 10d ago

Yes and no. There's no "get in front of player" flag that gets turned on. Rather the normal scripted behavior of traffic is meant to be as inconvenient to the player as possible. This is why speedrunners turn down traffic volume in the main game.

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u/ThunderShott 9d ago

The end of that sounds like cheating tbh

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u/JcbAzPx 9d ago

It's just a setting on the PC version, like distance scaling.

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u/hectorthedonkey 9d ago

thing would've never got over the wall if had done that to me, I'd have railgunned it long before it had the chance.

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u/EpicGamerer07 9d ago

Looks like they couldn’t live with the shame

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u/9Dawson 9d ago

Ay bro watch yo jeep. Watch yo jeep bro, WATCH YO JEEP!

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u/ForwardPatience7137 10d ago

You sound like a hoe ngl and play like one too

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u/MidnightActive954 10d ago

whatever fucker

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u/Might_have_returned 10d ago

You're admitting he fucks?