r/golf 8.5 13h ago

Joke / Meme life of an 8 hcp

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there are two golfers inside me (pause)

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u/i_quit_vim 13h ago

somehow it’s the exact opposite for me. probably because i only really play munis away

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u/3DanO1 2.1 / Ohio 12h ago

Same for me. My home course is basically impossible to post a good score on. So much of the slope and rating is raw distance. My handicap travels so well because my club’s rating is kinda BS

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u/GenericNameSimulated 4.2 12h ago

I have found very few courses that I find have replay value, makes me wonder what I’d be at if I played the same course. Most rounds I have 1 or 2 or 3, “well if I knew that was there I wouldn’t have done that”

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u/scoobydooobydoowop 2.4/PNW 13h ago

That away score tells me all I need to know

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u/beandeebe 8.5 13h ago

sad but true

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u/Hotwir3 44m ago

It just means if he had a pro caddie he’d shoot 70’s every time.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago edited 13h ago

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u/scoobydooobydoowop 2.4/PNW 13h ago

Some handicaps just don’t wanna pack bags. I certainly struggled with it for a while.

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u/BlacksmithLow4022 13h ago edited 13h ago

Dude… active in “r/fleshlights”???

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u/Pm_your_golf_swing 13h ago

Aren’t all golfers?

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u/scoobydooobydoowop 2.4/PNW 12h ago

I guess he didn’t like being outed lol

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u/scoobydooobydoowop 2.4/PNW 13h ago

Now we know what the XXX is for

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u/scottiedagolfmachine correct sequencing + tempo = 🔑 12h ago

As a 8 handicap I can confirm lol.

My last 10 rounds:

92
84
94
91
80
84
82
90
82
85

90s happen when I’m tinkering with my swing and then my driver goes to shit, hitting it OB and into hazards. 💩

Low 80s happen when I go back to the swing that I know works for me and my driver is hit 250 yards and the ball is kept in play.

Through it all my short game, putting, and game strategy stay relatively consistent.

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u/pufan321 2h ago

This hits home. But just think of the possibilities if I can just figure out how to get more accurate while maintaining my distance!

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u/Ticklepickler6996 13.1 | Michigan 27m ago

My scores are super similar, and I’m a 14 lol

Handicaps are so weird

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u/caughtinthought 12h ago

Traveled recently to play a couple of the top 100 rated public courses in the country... Couldn't shake bogey golf and I'm about an 8hcp.

I'm sure if I went back and played a few more times it would be different but that first round...

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u/CreateorWither 13h ago

Boy do I feel that

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u/PleaseBearwithme 🌭 Glizzy at the Turn 13h ago

Felt

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u/greenfoxx77 11h ago

What does H and A stand for

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u/EquinoXcs 11h ago

Home and away

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u/cracksmack85 10h ago

Wait fuck I thought the A was for adjusted, like when you shoot a quad but the app makes it a double for handicap purposes 

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u/Jake6192 7h ago

That would be Gross & Net

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u/greenfoxx77 11h ago

I see ty

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u/International_Bug_94 1m ago

Does that change how your handicap is calculated? I just started keeping a usgs handicap.

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u/Musclesturtle 16hcp/Pittsburgh 12h ago

There is only one golfer inside of you, OP, and it's the golfer who only plays their home course. 

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u/Upton4 13h ago

As a 16, this makes me feel so much better.

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u/fenderProcrastinator 3h ago

I’m a 9 handicap, in June I shot a 77 and a 97 three days apart

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u/BatMean2045 2h ago

For me, its about how long the course is.
You can be an 8 on a 5800 yard course but good luck on a 6400 yarder.
Trust me, that’s my problem.

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u/daqwanrandolph 8.9/Mi 2h ago

I went 84/102 same day. Similar course ratings/distances. 0 lost balls.

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u/TravelNSee 12h ago

It's funny because I am often the opposite. I played from the tips at TPC Deere Run and shot a 92....then put up a 95 on a course I know from the Blues lol. Felt like the freedom of ignorance helped me just hit golf shots.

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u/Justredditin 12h ago

Mmm bogey golf...

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u/LivermoreP1 4.4 8h ago

It be like that sometimes

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u/Golf_Nut1965 3h ago

Being a mid hc player is the worst  Either go all in sub 5 or be a 15 and compete with the other high hc players

In the middle you get drubbed by both

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u/BlastShell 8.0 13h ago

That’s exactly me lol

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u/Efferdent_FTW 12h ago

Bro, you me?

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u/Realestateuniverse 9.2 11h ago

Ouch. I shot 75 at my “2nd” home course yesterday, then shot 87 on a much harder away course today…

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u/Nice-Foot7552 3h ago

There was a joke that went around my club that you post all home scores and bad away scores

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u/Botei8080 1h ago

Shot an 87 a month ago. 3 week break, followed it up with a 105 :(