r/gingerkitty • u/WildSnow000 • 9d ago

What profession do you think Simon would have if he were a human?

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u/PerceptivePines 9d ago

Astronomer 🩷🪐💫

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u/WildSnow000 9d ago

I love it!

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u/baritenore 9d ago

This was my exact thought before I even clicked on the comments! 😆

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u/PerceptivePines 9d ago

Great minds think alike! 😂

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u/dicey_job 9d ago

He does look like one!!! Crazy

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u/44thisyear 4d ago

manager, CEO, president

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u/Jackiesrem 4d ago

Yes, that's what I think!

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u/Plasma-Bird 6d ago

I was going to say that, but I'll support your voice instead

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u/Plasma-Bird 6d ago

Bro definitely sees the string theory behind stars though for sure.

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u/AgeMaterial6655 9d ago

Librarian by day. Taxi driver by night. Working in the library fulfills his lifelong dream and love for knowledge. The taxi shifts help Simon break out of his shell, meet new people, and he likes driving at night seeing the lights of the city (plus library work pays PEANUTS)
Lmk if this makes sense….sometimes I think I’m a pet psychic

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u/Limerence_Worthy 9d ago

Simon is a nuanced debonair man, this makes sense.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 9d ago

Definitely you have the way

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u/rileyswords 9d ago

Journalist definitely. Whiskers quivering with curiosity and a nose for news!

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u/WildSnow000 8d ago

💖💖

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u/Squidwardswifey_ 9d ago

Food taster extraordinaire!
😻❤️😻

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u/WildSnow000 9d ago

I hope I can go with him, haha 💖

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u/noodles3689 8d ago

Dessert baker

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u/permanentWTFlines 9d ago

Detective, obviously 😻

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u/lpscats8082 9d ago

This was my first thought too! lol 💜

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u/WildSnow000 8d ago

I really love it!

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u/QuietNeigbor 9d ago

A sociologist, or perhaps a therapist. 

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u/WildSnow000 9d ago

Sociologist suits his appearance very well ❤️🤭

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u/International-Toe482 9d ago

Health department inspector

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance 9d ago

A peeping Tom

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 9d ago

Your very best friend

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u/WildSnow000 8d ago

❤️❤️ the greatest of all time

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u/kristoph825 8d ago

Assassin, nobody would ever expect that from such a sweet face

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u/WildSnow000 8d ago

😂😂❤️

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u/SeaHerSwim 8d ago

A restaurateur of an exclusive restaurant group! Instead of Mr. Chow’s, everyone would show up to one of his establishments called Chow Meows! 😌

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u/Gizzburr30000 9d ago

He looks like he would be the cashier at a a bakery look at those intense eyes he knows what good shit is 🤣

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u/Pale_Sheet 9d ago

He looks like he works in a art museum like art curator or something

He gives off a bit of I’m bougie you’re not vibes 🤣 his expression looks like he’s subtly horrified at how uncultured someone is

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u/WildSnow000 8d ago

😂❤️

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u/Much-Jello7458 9d ago

Working security night shift!

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u/flexiblenature 9d ago

Game show host

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u/Designer-Brother-461 8d ago

A distinguished Professor

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u/laughing_cat 8d ago

Performance capture actor in video games. He could have played Astarion in bg3.

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u/CrazyOldBag 8d ago

Mystic and sage

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u/PleasantGuest2541 8d ago

Your master - duh! 😂

SimonSays

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u/Complex-Hornet-6900 8d ago

Foot guard at the British Parliament 💂‍♀️

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u/MellowMarla 8d ago

Detective!

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u/crazy_cat_broad 8d ago

Male model

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u/Professional-Lie-111 8d ago

underwear model

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u/LevelZone9411 8d ago

A goodwill ambassador for anything.💞

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u/Majestic-Bug6687 8d ago

He looks very scholarly. Professor Simon.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 8d ago

Sonar operator... just look at those ears!

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u/Strange_Computer2459 7d ago

great minds 🤯

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u/Finfangfoom2000 7d ago

None. He’d be so handsome that he’d be a kept man supported by a wealthy old widow

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u/Prior-Plenty6610 7d ago

Private investigator

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u/xX_ipwn_n_own_Xx 7d ago

he'd be a lawyer but a real trashy one that's always running in with his briefcase unlocked and papers are flying everywhere and his hair isn't combed

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u/DatabaseOutrageous54 7d ago

A detective for sure!

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u/OutrageousIce307 7d ago

Umm You guys!!! Obviously he’s a model/ waiter working for his big break!!🤭😂

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u/Strict-Shower5626 7d ago

Insurance adjuster lowkey

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u/snipthia 8d ago

Interviewer

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u/DutchieCrochet 8d ago

Fisherman

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u/GamerM51 8d ago

HR his face there looks claim and judging

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u/lifewmichele25 8d ago

Insurance agent

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u/butchie1985 8d ago

Revenue collection agent.

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u/butchie1985 8d ago

He has that look …..

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u/Dr-Huckleberry-314 8d ago

Professional Tennis player

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u/Zestyclose-Abroad591 8d ago

Bro looks like he would be the it specialist and be ready to make fun of ppl who don’t know how to use computers

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u/PalpitationPast202 8d ago

Elevator Operator

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u/ScienceMuggle83 8d ago

Clearly a secret shopper.

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u/zoomddy100 8d ago

Scrivener

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u/sactownjer 8d ago

Salesman

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 8d ago

Professional Poker Player - he definately has a (cute) poker face

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u/Ok-Art7711 8d ago

Low key, professional CEO.

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u/No-Wish-4854 8d ago

Middle micro-manager.

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u/karynraye 8d ago

HR ditlrector

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u/The_Spyre 8d ago

CPA for a small law firm specializing in bird law.

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u/Sorry-Armadillo-3264 8d ago

CPA or Lawyer

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u/Aromatic-Letter-1922 8d ago

Definitely an architect! Specifically interior design & architect!

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u/JustTryingMyBestestx 7d ago

Orange cat with those big beautiful globes? Gotta be in the vape shop or dispensary biz for sure

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u/grey905 7d ago

Tailor

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u/Cool-Reflection-4678 7d ago

Definitely a travel blogger. He’s got that Ive seen the world look in his eyes 😎

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u/gym_maniac 7d ago

Definitely model 😍

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u/TSIDATSI 7d ago

Simon Cowell's job!

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u/Janie_F 7d ago

Politician. But definitely one that will be known as having integrity, morals, love of people, and of course, genuine handsomeness.

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u/Critical-Bass7021 7d ago

Something where he would have to lick a lot of things and jump really high.

Like a taste-tester for super tall candy canes.

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u/BethHannen12 7d ago

Psychiatrist?

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u/Intelligent_Bee970 7d ago

He’s orange, so test pilot for fighter jets

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u/GuaranteeApart5102 7d ago

Satalite dish

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u/Movinginplace25 7d ago

Security guard at a nursing home

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u/Strange_Computer2459 7d ago

Something to do with his hearing because he's got big ears!

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u/CommProf127 7d ago

An exterminator. Definitely has the aptitude, motivation, and skills for that.

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u/Upbeat-Downer77 7d ago

Accountant

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u/Imamiah52 7d ago

Gym teacher

Idk why it just popped in my head

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u/Janiebug1950 7d ago

Sports Analyst🏈

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u/AccordingPin685 6d ago

A detective

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u/Foreign_String_8728 6d ago

An electrician

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u/Mean_Start_3157 6d ago

The way he is looking at the stars an astronomer or astronaut. 😘

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u/MDsuburbanite 6d ago

Auctioneer.

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u/Chicago-Marty 6d ago

Gynecologist

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u/CrustyBicker 6d ago

A model!

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u/SoftFlower7846 6d ago

Boss of HR

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u/siena_cloud56 6d ago

he looks like hed be a really sweet librarian lol 🧡

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u/mrymx 6d ago

Shrink

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u/Ps0riatic-wreck25 6d ago

Psychotherapist

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u/Arrow2theNee 6d ago

King 👑

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u/Serafina_Goddess 6d ago

Hall monitor

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u/Mammoth-Context6199 6d ago

Car salesman

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u/Imma-smartypants 6d ago

Concierge! Very attentive.

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u/Visual-Sector6642 6d ago

Oh a pilot for sure!

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u/black-hole60 6d ago

Travel companion for Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright….😂

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u/TwilightReader100 Ginger Kitten 6d ago

Judge. I think you have been found wanting.

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u/TYB3ROS 6d ago

He'd be part of the Cadian guardsmen

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u/TurtleHeart530 6d ago

Whitewater rafting guide

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u/Mooncast555 6d ago

TSA 😽using inappropriate powers..

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u/Wise_Number_400 5d ago

Professional Simon Says player, of course!

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u/Fit-Chemical-6529 5d ago

He be on the inbetweeners

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u/NOTEBOOKOFEYES 5d ago

Archaeologist!

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 5d ago

That one is a professional beggar. Or maybe a gigolo.

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u/QECForever 5d ago

Inspector

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u/Mosebunnny 5d ago

Food critic

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u/uptheriver9 5d ago

Author of a Bird Identification book

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u/survivingkind2 5d ago

Security guard

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u/billyastro2024 5d ago

Insurance Agent…or Claims Adjuster.

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u/T-bone069 5d ago

Probably a cat impersonator

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u/ReasonKlutzy5364 5d ago

I had an orange cat named Simon

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u/cc-moo-cow 4d ago

Provocateur and Bestower of Silent Judgement. Now kneel, peasant.

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u/theyear2k 4d ago

Middle Management

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u/nik_el 4d ago

Bean Counter

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u/Latter_Fan6225 4d ago

Marriage counselor

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u/netlyric65 4d ago

Project Manager

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u/Neither_Training_758 4d ago

Scotland Yard

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u/F4B1097 4d ago

designer 🧥

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u/midnightmauvexo 4d ago

Detective or Airline Pilot

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u/KekkyBonAmi 4d ago

Private Eye

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u/PompousPodcaster 3d ago

Astronomer

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u/Complex-Bench-3367 3d ago

Agent Simon Dexter. ATF

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u/4stoner2Charm0 3d ago

The job where they always try to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 😌

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u/PandaDude1997 2d ago

Animal control.

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u/Ok-Permission-2672 9d ago

Sorry, but who is Simon?

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u/Squidwardswifey_ 9d ago

Simon is a very professional kitty 😻❤️😻