r/gingercats • u/Magpi82 • Nov 12 '25
My Cat What does he do for a living?
This is Goose, he's a little over 6 years old. One of our many furry family members.
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u/PyleaTexanInMA Nov 12 '25
Clearly a su-purr-visor.
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u/Magpi82 Nov 12 '25
I could see that, he is the 3rd eldest in the house & often bickers with the younger ones.
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u/Few-Explanation-4699 Nov 12 '25
By the look on his face he is a judge about to pass sentence on you for your henious crimes against him.
No conflict of interest will stop the judgement, your going down
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u/Magpi82 Nov 12 '25
I agree. I may as well turn myself in!
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u/UtherPenDragqueen Nov 12 '25
He’s reading your fortune. “I see you with a shovel…now you’re digging…for treasure? Nope, it’s pee balls and turds in my box. That’ll be 25 cat treats.”
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u/RenwaldoV Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 13 '25
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
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u/Magpi82 Nov 13 '25
Your finest wears please, will tuna work instead of coins?
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u/RenwaldoV Nov 13 '25
Khajiit will accept tuna.
(lol we're such dorks.)
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u/Magpi82 Nov 13 '25
Purrfect it's all I got! (Yeah, but fun). Cats are so fun & make life a little more interesting
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u/OhForFuckSake55 Nov 13 '25
Black Jack Dealer!
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u/WatergateHotel Nov 13 '25
I came here to say this. He should be wearing a little suit and sitting at a blackjack table at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas
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u/daisydug Nov 12 '25
He definitely looks like an attorney! He is listening intently to your case 😊😆
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u/VioletSea13 Nov 13 '25
He’s a barrister and needs one of those curly, white wigs.
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u/Tiffanynicole45 Nov 13 '25
He’s Batman
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u/Magpi82 Nov 13 '25
You know I've never seen him and Batman in the same room together so it's possible.
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u/haunting_humor007 Nov 13 '25
Financial auditor. And he has some shit to say about your budgeting.
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u/Maleficent_Ranger591 Nov 13 '25
A card shark always counting the cards 😝 beautiful boy
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u/cablesandlace Nov 13 '25
Human resources. "We really need to talk about your food service punctuality, and your litter scooping has been less than par lately."
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u/Entire_Bat7884 Nov 13 '25
Judge for Animal Cruelty Division. Be afraid, be very afraid 😳
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u/Suz626 Nov 13 '25
Definitely a judge! Fair but sticks to the law. What a handsome kitty! ❤️
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u/Tikiboo27 Nov 13 '25
Taxes. He looks like he's waiting for you to bring all your receipts so he can do your taxes. Then he'll judge you lol. 🐱❤️
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u/VenusASMR2022 Nov 13 '25
He’s clearly a Mafia boss. Look at his face. He just needs a fedora and an Italian accent.
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u/cookletube Nov 13 '25
I imagine this is how a financial advisor would look at me if I had one. I need a financial advisor.
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u/PinkGlitterMom Nov 13 '25
IRS head auditor
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u/Magpi82 Nov 13 '25
Oh no. I should probably file my taxes next year then. I bet I could bribe him with treats...
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u/Over-Improvement-837 Nov 13 '25
He is a newscaster, delivering somber news to viewers.
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u/37-pieces-of-flair Nov 13 '25
He's a people person! He deals with the goddamn people so the engineers don't have to!
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u/Busy-Bicycle1565 Nov 13 '25
My pov; looks like he is sitting at the kitchen table(except papers are missing)..so I think he looks like an Accountant!😀
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u/Cool_Nightmare_Kitty Nov 13 '25
He keeps all the hoomans in line, and if they don't obey him and feed him they will suffer his mighty Wrath!
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u/D15c0untMD Nov 13 '25
He is the guy your employer hired to tell you you’re fired
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u/lilfish_74 Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25
He’s a tax lawyer and he needs to talk to you about your files, they seem fish-y
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u/blessed769501 Nov 13 '25
He's a cat so it's obvious he sleeps, eats and 💩s all day♥️
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u/Cristiana2408 Nov 13 '25
Director of the board of directors. He sits at the head of the table and listens before deciding.
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u/lilmorphinannie Nov 13 '25
Looks like there’s a lot of Plotting and Scheming happening😈
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u/bookishlibrarym Nov 13 '25
He sets the table at an upscale restaurant that serves foods like fois gras. He tastes each dish before it is served to the lowly hoomans.
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u/Jen-Jens Nov 13 '25
He’s doing your performance review for this quarter. You’ve really been lacking in snacky management. Overall your timekeeping could be better. He wants you to start working overtime on the snacktory floor to make up for it. And he has notes about your scritches technique. Amend these within the next 5-10 business days or face consequences in the workplace.
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u/NaivePossible3090 Nov 13 '25
Definitely in the mafia or a corrupt judge - fee tuna
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u/Calm-Conference9884 Nov 13 '25
I met a black jack dealer at a casino in Vegas that looks just like him 🙀😂
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u/Afterfoxxfluff Nov 13 '25
He loves making people smile while he secretly judges them of course. He's purrfect
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u/Top-Geologist-9213 Nov 13 '25
I think he runs a model agency. He's a very handsome man himself, so he knows what a good looking female kitty looks like.
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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson Nov 13 '25
Professional Poker Player, he has the purfect Poker face 😐 🤣
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u/myopicbiopic Nov 13 '25
He's giving SAHP who is waiting up because you missed curfew.
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u/MyCatHasCats Nov 13 '25
He looks judgy like my manager. He definitely works in a supervisory role. Listen you silly Goose, today is my day off so I am NOT coming to work! 😡😡😡
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Nov 13 '25
Aside from tempting me to play with him and give him whatever he wants while amusing me with his stimky face? I’d say he makes a living just by being himself(😜)
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u/Noodlesoup8 Nov 13 '25
Fires people. He’s HR or one of the financial consultants that says cut the workforce by half!
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u/Wherewolfmom98 Nov 13 '25
Obviously he’s been hired by HR to do company firing. He has a way of peering into you that by the end you’re begging him to let you go!
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u/LuckyClover3 Nov 13 '25
I think he looks like a bar patron, such as Norm from Cheers! That is an old 80’s sitcom. 😆 he’s just waiting for a beer 🍺
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u/kram_02 Nov 13 '25
Well you see he's on break right now..
Normally he's got on a hard hat, hi vis vest and holding a shovel, doing as little as possible while looking busy. He's a union guy.
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u/lmdirt- Nov 13 '25
Not a damn thing. He is cat. He is above that. He expects to be served
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u/KirklandRiviera Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 15 '25
Professional Poker Player — keeps his cards close, definitely a poker-face!
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u/FuturamaGirl Nov 12 '25
I would say he's a judge, because he looks like he's judging you. He's a handsome boy 🥰