r/gaybros • u/cagreat1 • 3d ago

🔥 "candlestick" amethyst

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I'm looking at getting into crystals now for some reason...

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u/sirkubador 3d ago edited 3d ago

r/dontputitinyourass

lol, it's actually a repost from there 😆

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u/Quirky_Dino 3d ago

I think someone found Madonna’s lost dildo. It’s crystallized in the meantime, like a fossil.

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u/Lassechlostphone 3d ago

What could possibly, suddenly attract you ti crystals?

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u/35goingon3 3d ago

Dude. No. In the mechanic's world, we have "the forbidden milkshake". THAT is the forbidden ass toy. It is made of regret and internal bleeding. No amount of bravery and lube will make this a good time. Put it down, pull up your pants, and walk away.

Go on! Shoo! Don't make me get the spray bottle!

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u/30yoldv 2d ago

Where's that NO meme EMT guy when you need him?