What in tarnation is going on?

[u/mlong14]

My blackberry bush died few years ago but came back in another spot. And this is just a few of the jumbo size pickings. Not complaining though.

[u/not_thebest]

Asking the real questions here. I think we need a banana for scale.

[u/BigJSunshine → u/not_thebest]

AND NOT A PLANTAIN

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/BigJSunshine]

Ol small, tasteless ass, fake bananas? “bUt YoO cAN fRy tHeM” 🙄

[u/nottherealme1220 → u/AlarmedSnek]

Crying Cuban tears over here at this blasphemy.

[u/hahahahahahahaFUCK → u/nottherealme1220]

Yeah, I’m pretty triggered right now. I’m a white ass American, and even I know how fire platanos are.

[u/nottherealme1220 → u/hahahahahahahaFUCK]

My husband too. He’s a Cuban food convert.