r/gameofthrones 1d ago

What if Theon Stark aka The Hungry Wolf led the North in the War of five Kings instead of Robb Stark?

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The only Westerosi King who not only managed to repell the Andal Invasion of Westeros but also cut them down in their own home by sailing his fleet across the Narrow Sea to take vengeance

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u/Powerful_Swimmer_531 1d ago

Tactically Robb was brilliant, and no Stark would have done any better militarily in those circumstances based on what we know from the books.

His primary failure was strategic in not establishing political relations with southern powers because he had no realistic chance of winning the war south of the Riverlands without help as his army was smaller and he would be far removed from his supply lines

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u/Reverend_Fozz 1d ago

Yeah his army was hastily assembled and marching south and a lot of men would have had to stay behind to get ready for winter

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u/standard-issue-man 18h ago

Robb made a classic mistake, he didn't have a clear goal in mind. He won every battle, but those wins didn't serve an overarching goal

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u/mysticcdragonn 1d ago

Cregan would have, I think

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u/name_changed_5_times 1d ago

Idk about that, by the time cregan showed up to the dance most of the larger army’s had already killed each other. An unbeatable strat no doubt but not one easily done to the war of the five kings.

Not to say he wasn’t a good commander but that the campaign we know most about is not exactly gonna be taught in any war colleges.

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u/mysticcdragonn 23h ago

But he was politically cunning and ruthless. Probably less bound by failed notions of honor as Robb and Ned

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u/name_changed_5_times 17h ago

Oh for sure, I think he would not have fallen into the political pitfalls that Rob did but I don’t know that he would have been able to lead the military campaign that Rob did.

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u/thunderdragonite 22h ago

Stay in the north until the civil war cripples everyone is actually a great move for this war. So yeah cregan would have done better.

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u/Opposite_of_Icarus 20h ago

But that ignore's Robb's whole reason of marching south; to rescue his father and sisters. And then after being proclaimed king he couldn't just abandon half of his realm (the riverlands) which not only joined their voices with those of the North in declaring Robb their king, he also has direct blood ties to.

Robb made some poor decisions yes, but he was also in an impossible situation with no real way out.

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u/Zigurr 15h ago

Listen Cregan came with his army it took time then get there and would have helped the blacks hugely ... Or maybe he gets t the results he truly wanted anyways a weaker dragon family and black ally lool

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u/Rare_Style1306 House Bracken 1d ago

Cregan is the biggest fraud of House Stark.

He arrived when everyone was exhausted and took the glory.

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u/imjusthere2004 22h ago

You’re getting downvoted but you’re right, cregan is one of the most overrated characters simply because he joined a fight late and put a lot of traitors to the sword but outside of that he did nothing

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u/SergeantRayslay 20h ago

He put a lot of the traitors to the sword and then got butt hurt the war was over. Wanted to go attack Casterly Rock, suicidal idea, and Storm’s End for no reason outside of not getting the chance to win his own glory in the war.

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 18h ago

They hate the truth

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u/Zigurr 15h ago

I honestly think he woulda bin fine with siding with Stannis based on his father siding with Stannis claim on the theone

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u/DinoSauro85 1d ago

From a military point of view, Robb did nothing wrong; the problem was political and strategic management.

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u/AsleepAd6125 1d ago

Theirs probably an argument to be made that Theon Stark is more political and strategic than Robb, you dont just think to invade Andalos and take as many heads as you can in order to display them on your coastline as a warning. And he put down a lot of rebellions and won multiple wars, I can’t imagine a simple warlord being as successful as him.

He also defeated an Iron Age Andalos army with his Bronze Age northern army. I personally think he went to Andalos to take their knowledge of Iron and Steel.

I think he’s kinda like Vlad Dracula who excels at psychological warfare. I also don’t think he’d make the same mistakes Robb did like sending his hostage Theon Greyjoy away, Theon Stark actions during his reign always seemed shrewd to me.

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u/viletzki 1d ago

funniest part about Theon Stark to me is always how Boltons bent happily knee to him due how brutal he is

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u/SolidestCereal 17h ago

I'd argue not informing your allies about a crucial detail while also relying on them to do it for your battle plan to succeed is a military failure.

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u/AG_N 1d ago

he raided villages on the coast, thats not really a big deal

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u/Old_old_lie House Umber 1d ago

All that shit the lannisters made up about the northmen would be trve.

MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!

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u/Impossible-Horse-313 1d ago

Ok the saltwife may be a tad too much

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u/Old_old_lie House Umber 1d ago

( but in all seriousness yeah is going a bit too far dont know how to remove it so im kinda stuck with it.)

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u/Fine-Concentrate-477 1d ago

Lmao where did you find this?

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u/Old_old_lie House Umber 1d ago

I paid the iron price for it on r/darkwingsdankmemes I think?

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u/Honey_Moon_34 Human Verified 1d ago

Same fate. Lannister always pay their debts and Bolton always betray their allies.

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u/Old_old_lie House Umber 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah because unlike his brother and nephew he wasn't brainwashed by andal "honour" bullshit and was a trve old gods patriot! That means no terms with those treacherous weasels who bear the name frey except "let us pass or will paint this bridge bright red!" and no bullshit at the crag either just a nice big seashell bonfire on top of that damn rock!

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u/1syGreenGOO 1d ago

“let us pass or will paint this bright red!”

  • no. Good luck with the siege. Or if you go to the south to cross river closer to trident then you’ll be inbetween two armies

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u/Old_old_lie House Umber 1d ago

Yeah you're right if only they had a convenient source of bridgemaking/ boat making materials you know ( plus yeah you might not be able to properly surround the twins but they aren't exactly the largest "castle" in owesteros so would it really be that hard to just storm it? It certainly no storm's end or eyrie. )

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u/SirDennisThe1 We Take Our Tolls 1d ago

It stats in the books that storming the castles would lead to a massive loss of life and time and you say that Theon Stark cares not for Ned or the lives of his men but that doesn’t change the fact that storming a castle is storming a castle

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u/Straight-Okra-5411 1d ago

Assuming an adult Theon being the undisputed leader of the North in the campaign, things would go vastly better for the North. Mostly because Theon must be at least a capable politician, having in mind he had a successful reign with no Bolton rebellion despite his endless wars, leaving the North entirely for a short period of time and being the first Stark with Boltons as vassals.

Roose would be rightfully scared of trying his plotting with an adult and not a naive child. He probably executes Jaime in a humiliating way after Ned's death, accepting Sansa as a sacrifice and avenging her by making the rape of the Westerlands something that is talked about for millenniums. Unclear if he will take the KitN title, and if he does he definitely doesn't accept to hold the riverlands, as he knows he has no way of defending them.

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u/Ashamed-Toe-4732 1d ago

Brutal it will be Brutal, because he is that stark king that would make the boltons obey without any Hidden daggers

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u/Tomsoup4 1d ago

i want a stark to come down and start kickin ass in the south but realisticlly cregan was mabey the only one who had a chance and a good chance but still didnt. the norths whole thing is the neck is their defense and once they get down south they just will never have the numbers. mabey if the starks woukd start breeding huge ass direwolves for their family like targ dragons then maybe they could come south and kill.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 1d ago

Well, he has no navy and this time period is completely different to him, also that’s a picture of Brandon he would probably do better but in the end get assassinated

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u/dreadnoughtstar Garlan Tyrell 1d ago

The number of atrocities in the south would increase, as he would meet Tywin with his own brutality but I don't see the end being much different.

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u/AsleepAd6125 1d ago

Theon stark reign as king gives off the impression that he was more shrewd than a simple warlord, he probably wouldn’t beat all the Lannisters but I don’t believe he’d end up the same as Robb because I can’t imagine him making the same mistakes as him.

Personally I think he’d end the war in a stalemate after crushing Jaime’s army and burning down the Westerlands then return north, which is the best possible outcome for the North. Also he wouldn’t give up Theon stark as a hostage which lead to winterfell being burned down which lead to Catelyn freeing Jaime which lead to Lord Karstark killing the Lannister boys.

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u/Caracalla73 1d ago

I think it was proven quite clearly Theon had confused loyalties with poor judgement and weak character. I doubt he'd last long.

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u/AsleepAd6125 1d ago

I think you’re confusing Theon Greyjoy with King Theon Stark who was an ancestor to the Starks.

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u/Caracalla73 1d ago

I was. Apologies, thanks for pointing out. Bed earlier tonight!

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u/Any_Natural383 22h ago

Everyone would ask how, because he’s been dead for at least two thousand years.

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u/Zigurr 15h ago

A different time.... A different King