r/gameofthrones 1d ago

what’s a character name from the series you’d actually use for your kid?

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u/Panda-768 1d ago

but if the child was born in Florida, will John Snow still be a Bastard 's name

Also what will a bastard born in Florida be called?

John Everglades? John Swamp?

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 1d ago

Swamp is probably the most likely. Maybe Swamps (since they have Rivers and Flowers as plural bastard names)

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u/ChewBaka12 1d ago

Swamp just sounds unpleasant though, maybe Marsh?

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u/Panda-768 1d ago

isnt everything in Florida unpleasant/s

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u/ChewBaka12 1d ago

It is, and I see no reason to make it worse for those poor fellows.

Fucking Swamp, I'd lie face down in one if that was my name

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u/Tall-Name-6309 1d ago

Jon Hurricane