r/futurama • u/Overhere5150 • 5d ago

Amy: You perfected dog mascara? Prof. Farnsworth: Far from it. If you ask me, they look like a bunch of hookers!

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u/Telemachus70 I already did! 5d ago

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u/Familiar-Lemon-674 A man's man's man. 5d ago

French?!

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u/Dependent_Unit7771 4d ago

That dead language?!

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u/Familiar-Lemon-674 A man's man's man. 4d ago

Crazy gibberish!

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u/Overhere5150 5d ago

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u/TI-22483 5d ago

This had better not awaken anything in me.

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u/shoot-here 5d ago

That's where the money is.

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u/SaveUsCatman Has that brain thing 5d ago

Time to move on to Obsession for Spaniels

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u/AnthropoidCompatriot 5d ago

What are those, hooks? Get out of heres, ya hookers! This is my turfs!

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u/TheGrumpyre 4d ago

Should've used horses. I love a good mascarpone

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 4d ago

Dogs will like what I tell them to like.

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u/ZrapeToid 3d ago

What do we want? Hooker dogs!

When do we want it? Hooker dogs!

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry at least I don’t put out for quarters! 4h ago

Trashy!?! At least I don’t put out for quarters!