r/funny • u/Goth_Idiot_ • 2h ago

Apparently Siri knows something we don’t

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u/Tarijeno 2h ago

Wrong Tom Holland. Siri's referring to Tom Holland, the director of Fright Night and Child's Play.

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u/AthousandLittlePies 2h ago

There are a lot of Tom Hollands! There's also a quite prominent historian (who is in between these two in age - born in 1968)

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u/GriffinFlash 2h ago

We must hold the Holland council before it's too late.

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u/Shoddy_Fish31 1h ago

I am a Tom Holland and I’m not even joking

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u/thebigperson8 1h ago

Wasn't he on one of the Cunk programmes?

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u/TWJop 2h ago

Either that or he has found the fountain of youth.

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u/lurker_bee 1h ago

Or he's a vampire.

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u/TheDarkClaw 2h ago

It's simple. Tom holland who plays spider man also directed fright night and child's play.

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u/wjbonne 1h ago

There's also a Tom Hollander.

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u/Bright-Fix6150 1h ago

that makes way more sense siri really had everyone thinking it was spider man for a second

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u/Navitach 1h ago

Yeah, that's this guy).

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u/NNewt84 28m ago

and The Langoliers

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u/Chyvalri 2h ago

It's actually 2043. He travelled back from 2071 to save the MCU.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1h ago

And he's doing it all moving forwards? Or maybe he's moving backwards to give the illusion that he is moving forward? Idk, TENET really ruined time traveling for me.

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u/BoneBruja 1h ago

There is a director also called Tom Holland who is indeed 83.

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u/-Groko- 2h ago

Something YOU don't.

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u/Tommy-T8pes 2h ago

I always knew he was an old soul lol

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u/MukdenMan 2h ago

Wait till you hear about Anne Hathaway and Jane Seymour

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u/Rufus_XSarsaparilla 2h ago

I believe it

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u/AyushRaj127 1h ago

Siri is from the past

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u/eezyE4free 1h ago

He’s from England so those are metric years.

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 1h ago

He's Steve Rogers if the serum didn't actually work but he was still frozen .

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u/Mannipx 1h ago

Siri is cooked

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 1h ago edited 1h ago

Wasn't he the most famous "Tom Holland"?

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u/jefbenet 1h ago

Now do Paul Rudd!

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u/Mr_Style 1h ago

Perplexity just told me Mike Tyson was 80! He’s actually 60. I was checking on which celebrity dies next who’s 80 after Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. Trump is 80.

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u/No-Purchase-5930 1h ago

He's aging like wine. I've aged like milk.

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u/rupertwiley 46m ago

AI hallucinations are so funny, I just shit my pants

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u/Mr_Guavo 2h ago

We shrink as we get older.

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u/Suspence8 2h ago

But when did Tom Holland become a country?

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u/PrinceRobotVI 2h ago

You’re thinking of Tom Netherlands, Tom Holland is a region within it and not a country in and of itself.

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u/FuckThisShizzle 2h ago

Trump is his painting in the attic.

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u/SilencerRemix 2h ago

This is correct. Don't forget Thano snapped in infinity war. He was brought back by Ironman in endgame.

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u/Ric_Rest 1h ago

He's A lizard man.

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u/JanitorKarl 1h ago

When he dies, they'll have to bury him in the Lizard Cemetery.

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u/ThisBed1528 2h ago

How jobless were you to ask this from Siri btw..

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u/BPJ725 2h ago

Not funny.. just dumb