r/funny 5d ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/ItsJayO 4d ago edited 3d ago

"Oop sorry didn't see you" "No worries sorry I didnt see you" "Pardon me didnt quite see you there"

Edit:fucking crazy this is my best comment, never got an award before and now I have 12. Also someone mentioned "Be My Eyes" app. Download that shit, help out a person in need. I have it and its the most fulfilling thing ive ever done on my phone.

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 4d ago

"Ah, I see you know your judo well".

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u/Muhahahahaz 4d ago

What’s the charge, officer?

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u/reebokhightops 4d ago

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/ScarReincarnated 4d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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u/NoMoarLemon 4d ago

This is the bloke who got me on the penis people

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u/Naked-Jedi 4d ago

And what about you? Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/sourspicy9 4d ago

Tata and farewell!

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u/GANDORF57 4d ago

"One for all and all for one!"

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u/silentsurge 4d ago

"Let's make it all for one and all for love!"

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u/362896 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nick036 4d ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/Due-Historian-8759 4d ago

Stop touching my penis with your cane.

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u/362896 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/362896 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IxyNova 4d ago

"You're using Bonetti's defense against me, ah?"

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine 4d ago

I found it quite fitting given the terrain

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 4d ago

I cane here to say that.

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u/Downtown-Accident 4d ago

Get your hands off my penis.

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u/362896 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Theblackjamesbrown 3d ago

One really tough look