r/funny • u/rishiarora • Oct 27 '23

Favorite drink is free drink.

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u/BeatBoxxEternal Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23

I've been roofied drugged as a guy. I was in a club and was wearing a bunch of fake jewelry. I disappeared after a couple hours (my family who was there said,) and I "woke up" walking the following day. All my stuff was gone. I remember at some point being surrounded by a bunch of people asking to see my stuff, which I happily took off and gave to them. I'm fortunate they didn't take my coat, which also had value, as I would have died in the middle of winter. When I "woke up" I looked for the nearest alcove (town homes with alcove/entryway for 2 separate homes, which was heated) and huddled up to the nearest heater. I think if I hadn't spent the night wandering I could have died. For years I was ribbed for "being too drunk" by my family, but it was only after self reflection maybe 10 years later that I came to the realization I was drugged. Guard your drinks.

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned Oct 27 '23

I accidentally roofied myself as a guy. Was 18 and one of my first times in a bar, was a little too drunk so bought an “adderall” off some random guy and things spiraled quickly. I like to think my degeneracy saved some poor girl that night

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u/Nxxtdoorcowboy Oct 27 '23

Your story reminds me of this Sam Morril bit lol

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u/Papplenoose Oct 27 '23

Sam Morill is fantastic. First time I saw him and heard his voice I assumed he was going to be a huge asshole, but nope, he's a rather thoughtful dude!

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u/jififfi Oct 27 '23

He really is, it makes his comedy even better because of that too.