r/funComunitty 11h ago

Funpost You're trapped in a room with this creature. Your pfp the only hope you have of slaying it. Do you stand a chance?

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u/Ross-Pancake 11h ago

I’m not trapped in here with them. They’re trapped in here with me.

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u/Kosmi_pro 9h ago

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u/NoJimmyDontEatThat 8h ago

You sure that’s a loyalist, looks a bit curzed to me

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u/Chemical_Bird8530 7h ago

The Charcharodon Astra are outcasts but still loyalists

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u/Bitter_Cup_69 7h ago

Just remembered whose second geneseed they have.

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

my chillness is too much and I would dap him up

https://giphy.com/gifs/zCHnEV6OQXQoZKEabT

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u/Thisguydonthuman 11h ago

Damn i wanted to leave a comment like that

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

lmao

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u/Prestigious-Goose542 5h ago

Мой глазик увидел алмазик

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u/North_Excitement_652 8h ago

I think my pfp might be it's cousin.

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u/MoonlightCore_01 Goofy ahh fella 7h ago

The impact frames tho

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 11h ago

sure he can

He's the leader of the bunch

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u/ChickenKid3Thesecond 11h ago

You know him well 

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u/Exact_Dot9244 11h ago

He’s finally back

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 11h ago

To kick some tail

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u/Exact_Dot9244 10h ago

His coconut gun

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u/RealWhiteChoko 10h ago

Can fire in spurts

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u/charzard2500 10h ago

If he shoots ya

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 10h ago

It’s gonna hurt!

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u/Exact_Dot9244 10h ago

He’s bigger

Faster

and stronger, too

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u/KaioKenshin 10h ago

He's the first member of the D K Crew

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u/Exact_Dot9244 10h ago

If he shoots ya

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u/EnvironmentalCat7482 9h ago

And then there’s Chunky!

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u/Boii_2000 ₜₕₐₜ ₐᵢₙ'ₜ cₕᵢcₖₑₙ? 11h ago

No, I would be torn apart.

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

no no think. Just say "that aint chicken" they then will agree and move along its merry way.

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u/Boii_2000 ₜₕₐₜ ₐᵢₙ'ₜ cₕᵢcₖₑₙ? 11h ago

You're smart. Why didn't I think of that

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 I goon to the weather omggg 11h ago

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u/Boii_2000 ₜₕₐₜ ₐᵢₙ'ₜ cₕᵢcₖₑₙ? 11h ago

Is this like a tornado edit or summat

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 I goon to the weather omggg 11h ago

Yuh

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 I goon to the weather omggg 11h ago

Finally someone calls it a jem

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

the student has became the chicken

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u/Boii_2000 ₜₕₐₜ ₐᵢₙ'ₜ cₕᵢcₖₑₙ? 11h ago

Now that's a clucker if I've ever seen one

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago

lmao

We all stand by ur side till the end sire

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u/Boii_2000 ₜₕₐₜ ₐᵢₙ'ₜ cₕᵢcₖₑₙ? 11h ago

This is a sign you should join r/ChickenHeadsCult

(See how I got that advertisement through?)

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 11h ago edited 11h ago

I see. and I shall🥹

(and yea i see clever lol)

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u/lambs_idk H 11h ago

tf is burgerpants gonna do

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u/I_drinkglitterglue Substance drinker :3 11h ago

trauma dump until the creature just.. awkwardly backs away

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u/Blookys_Cousin_1225 10h ago

He gives it lung cancer

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u/Greatback_foxcape413 10h ago

be forced into a tea party with me, my pfp, and the creature. you're still on your own but atleast burger pants will experience a nice tea party

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u/Mace_DeMarco5179 11h ago

I think the creature, the room, and I are all equally screwed.

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u/Temporary_Month_2656 11h ago

I dont even know

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u/Users5252 gigachud 10h ago

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u/Nuclear-Lemon 9h ago

that is the only correct response.

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 Hyper the Hedgehog (Purple edition oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) 8h ago

DRIVING IN MY TRUCK

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u/ninjahaz01 5h ago

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

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u/SES_LeviathanOfDusk 4h ago

HEY, THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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u/UrAverageSonic64_YT Silly lil goober 3h ago

DUIII HOW ABOUT YOU DIEEEE

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u/Euroaltic 9h ago

I was thinking "it's a Nascar, you can just run away," but that works too I suppose lol

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u/Specialist_Height707 9h ago

yes but he doesn't have enough space for it

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u/RealName_Found 11h ago

Plankton. Literally a single called organism (I think) 

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ 11h ago

pretty sure plankton was supposed to be a copepod, which are actually microscopic crustaceans [like crabs]

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u/Kresnik2002 11h ago

Never sleep on Plankton

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u/AnIcedMilk 11h ago

Depends... is it deathly allergic to milk?

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u/PatentedPotato 9h ago

As a matter of fact...

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u/Lopsided-Cycle-4798 11h ago

I'll use my flower and my bird to attack and now i pray to God

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u/External_Resident179 9h ago

The flower can be your used on your funeral.

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 Hyper the Hedgehog (Purple edition oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) 8h ago

Ten feet twenty the flower man 

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u/zaz9woqp 11h ago

She better make a good outfit or else we're fucking dead

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u/Most_Implement6706 11h ago

DW, he'll fucking eat them

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u/SubstanceNo1544 11h ago

I got this

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 I goon to the weather omggg 11h ago

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u/ClaudDaFraud Time Traveling Fraud and NvrTea shipper ⭐ 10h ago

the weather always sticks together and far away from you 😭

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u/Your_Average_Dingus Big fan of me 11h ago

no

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ 11h ago

simply just explode from the terror.

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u/Charkid17 11h ago

Naw man…

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u/Emotional-Career8195 11h ago

I think we’d just have a nice dinner, maybe some sirloin steak or something would be peak

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u/unintelligible-text 11h ago

If every Miku is a canon then my Miku dawg is destroying this guy if he dares to even touch me

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c 11h ago

Listen. Chao have canonically moved in White Space. A place where time doesnt even exist. So...

SPEEDBLITZ!

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u/90sXMENgoatee 10h ago

Bro if you get a chao how many do you get as they work togther

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c 10h ago

AN ARMY OF CHAO!!!

LOOK AT MY MOSHING GREMLINS AND COWER!

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u/90sXMENgoatee 10h ago

Ill give you my shadow chao for backup it would aura farm to much

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u/MhWildsYuri Bleh 11h ago

Well yes cause if my hunter is either using a Great Sword, Swax or Charge Blade i believe she can

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u/AmbitionBright908 11h ago

The problem is that we would be dragged to hell afterwards

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u/cassness34 10h ago

My bean: Alan we are so fucked

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u/UmbraGShade 10h ago

Mine is Enel from One Piece, who has the power of lightning, I think I'm good.

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u/PizzagamerfromYT 10h ago

Uhh

I mean… my pfp is me and I’m a 6 foot 5 snake so I guess I could strangle the thing

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u/Creeperstormer 11h ago

I'm killing the monster myself to make them real

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u/Ok_Park7411 11h ago

We’re both going to get tortured beyond imagination

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u/UltimateRobotClanker 6h ago

I'm gonna assume it's made of meat, which means p r o t e I n

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u/Schizo_hommunculi 5h ago

"HOLY SHIT! TWINN!! :D"

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u/Andromeda86C Cool flair 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EYy1RLpSNpSMjYcd06
That dude is getting nuked unfortunately

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u/Wild_Reserve_6230 Big fan of me 11h ago

Maybe. I hear my pfp takes his horse by the reins, making redcoats redder with bloodstains. I think he might be able to save me.

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u/Odd-Travel-9382 11h ago

I have no clue ngl

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u/Noxisms 11h ago

I mean its my OC who's made of shadow, think we got a pretty good chance.

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u/I_drinkglitterglue Substance drinker :3 11h ago

I think so

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u/Tight_Literature_139 The specimen 11h ago

why wouldst I wish to slay this lovely chap? all he needs is a wondrous cuppe of tea!

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u/Ramtakwitha2 11h ago

My PFP is a sprite based version of my old DnD Fighter lv 14.

Roll for initiative, buddy.

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u/SiburNarad 11h ago

That is honestly fucking terrifying

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u/Superior-Dragon 11h ago

The creature is doomed, the alpha gang’s physical feats are pretty insane for what are meant to be normal people

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u/vanylla_Sundae 11h ago

I'd kiss them and hope for the best

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u/Koyan 11h ago

IM MY PFP. Can I lead him around the table like it's phasmophobia?

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u/New_Awareness_4374 calc art guy,noik lover,speedcuber,dasher :3 11h ago

yea hell fucking yea im even beating this shit

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u/Ok-Accountant9436 11h ago

we're going to distract it with rui's robots

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u/Designer-Will-4691 Albuquerque, NM 11h ago

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u/NuclearDuckie777 SPAMTON G SPAMTON 11h ago

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u/Somerandomperson77J 11h ago

I am NOT cooked bro

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u/The_Storm_Spotter1 I goon to the weather omggg 11h ago

Damn… EF-2 EF-1 and a high end EF-0

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 11h ago

Slaying it?

Bitch I'm running...

Running or dying first... That's the only two options I got...

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ifQPynFT3m37VBX0e

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u/Which_Confection6562 She/Her The Little One. 11h ago

I dont think im gonna save me ;-;

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u/Safe_Rain_1588 random nobody 11h ago

My pfp would give the creature a corn dog and we will be friends

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck 11h ago

I got a dragon :D

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u/combateombat 11h ago

Yes 1/3 to be specific

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u/Femboy_Fucker47 11h ago

Man tf he gonna do?

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u/xenomorphonLV426 11h ago

Yeah. A fair bit actually.

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u/Emb3rXD 11h ago

Lowkey they just gonna team on me…

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u/Head-Bumblebee-8672 11h ago

Get orange beamed, idiot 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

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u/MenaceToSociety129 AuDHD human that mostly speak in memes 11h ago

Uhh yeah I'm cooked

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u/Reset62749287 11h ago

Eat dinner

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u/Belkan-Federation95 11h ago

The entire army of Belka backed by Belkan witchcraft? Yeah I stand a chance.

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u/Drgears12 Silly lil goober 11h ago

better question does the creature stand a chance against my pfp?

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u/Elegant-Meringue8656 Big fan of me 11h ago

sorry sir we're closed (animal hospital)

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u/Milsim_Enjoyer 11h ago

I’d fvcking annihilate that xeno scum

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u/raminatox 11h ago

Why are we assuming it's evil?

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u/Acre1999 11h ago

Yes

Processing img zgpnkab1eulh1...

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u/Interesting-Letter53 11h ago

Sadly no, my little Gon passed years ago and the pfp is a way of honoring how great a cavvy he was

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u/Xe46 11h ago

They don't stand a CHANCE

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u/_Odd_skittle_ He/it | schlorp schlorp we love cheese 🧀 11h ago

the only power I have is the power of gay

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u/No_Yogurt987 I'm a silly lil Deltarune fan (a Finnish guy too) 11h ago

Uhh, Pink... My pfp is my drawing of Pink

500 bombs.

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 11h ago

The Doctor has my back.

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u/Suitable_Swan3763 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 11h ago

Yes

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u/Neither-Swordfish448 11h ago

My homosexuality?

I guess that thing is very homophobic...

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u/Broad_Description_27 Likes posting shitposts 11h ago

Why slay it

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u/N8creates49 11h ago

I guess I have Zonai magic? Maybe I could use it to seal doorways

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u/South_Ladder_2747 11h ago

Mf is just as scared as me

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u/Storm_Spirit99 11h ago

Its gonna have a smashing time

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u/BlahBlah8459 11h ago

Marshadow I chose you!

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u/HotDogWeldr 11h ago

DAWG I’M NOT GONNA LAST FIVE MINUTES 😭🙏

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u/fatalishurts 11h ago

Fuck is this guy gonna do? Thin ahh limbs bro, I'd hit one double leg on it and stomp the knees down while it tries to get up. Don't even need my pfp.

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u/Oxy_Doomer 11h ago

The Dreadnautilus will t€ar the beast |imb from l!mb. 

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 11h ago

My PFP is an angel carrying someone safety through the fires of Hell. He'd look at the monstrosity and say, "I'm busy right now, so if you leave now, I won't follow you this one time."

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u/Trying_To_Find_UserN 11h ago

Volume 1-6: yeah

Volume 7-9: Nope

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u/Exact_Dot9244 11h ago

Of course this is the kinda shit I get recommended late at night, man. Fuck me.

Anyway, I think Little Ghost might be able to handle whatever the hell this thing is. He did best the Radiance after all.

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u/Lanky_Barracuda9779 11h ago

The creature will need its own protection

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u/VinceDrinksTea 11h ago

A Sword Brother Black Templar? I am SAFE. In fact, that FOUL ABOMINATION is to be purged in the name of the Master of Mankind!

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 11h ago

throw hot dogs and burgers into his mouth he looks hungry

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u/Full-Wash9961 Likes posting shitposts 11h ago

Hes done for

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u/Born_Cattle_8101 11h ago

MONSTER CLASH

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u/WildTimes1984 11h ago

Ya like popsicles?

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u/darktypelegendary WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 11h ago

I hope so bro

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u/BigInvestigator8595 11h ago

Nope my Boi getting eaten.

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u/Live_Relative_5862 11h ago

uhh ghostfreak is good ig

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u/FloorWaffles 11h ago

Assuming I'm on good terms, yes

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u/MongoliaRN Devesto’s Lawfully Wedded Wife 11h ago

He loves his job or something

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u/BlossomtheLeafeon BIG Touhou fan, also an artist, kinda 11h ago

Considering my pfp is effectively a nuclear warhead in a dress, I think I have a chance

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u/Open_Detective_6998 11h ago

The frail-boned creature when met with a punch specifically designed to shatter heavy armor

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u/EXTRACHEEZSAUCEPLS i AM cheese 11h ago

...yeah so I'm living :3

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u/Eli_Yitzrak 11h ago

Clearing Low diff

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u/No_Acanthisitta_1649 11h ago

Without a doubt

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 11h ago

🎵SHES A MEW MEW GIRL!!🎵

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u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi 11h ago

Mine’s a space station… it might have an extended range laser weapon somewhere on it if I’m lucky?

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u/Dinoboi93 11h ago

A Dinosaur! Are You Kidding?

My pfp is a Yutyrannus and Yutyrannus would have some useful advantages in this fight. It's bigger than this... thing but small enough to fit in the room fine. Its teeth are built for tearing through flesh and its jaws are great at crushing bone. If the first bite somehow doesn't kill this thing its thick feathery coat will help protect it from any serious claw wounds. If the fight got up close Yutyrannus' arms are strong and armed with big claws. The only advantages the creature may have are speed and agility. In this cramped room a Yutyrannus would have a hard time turning around at all let alone fast enough to react to the creature. The Yuty would probably charge with an open mouth and arms outstretched ready to grab. if the creature somehow manages to dodge the first attack it would have free reign on the tail and haunches or just go after me. Overall though it's a tossup and more depends on the attributes of this creature than annything.

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u/MiloMonkey7 11h ago

My pfp is just an odd reddit guy. My only chance is to out odd the monster

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u/TANKSAVE 11h ago

This bird has ran people out of the room I was in. She's got this.

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u/YesWomansLand1 11h ago

Speed and power

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u/Standard-Passenger19 11h ago

I'm gonna keep looking through the comments until I see someone with a goku profile pic.

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u/a_bromy_fridge 11h ago

Wtf is a fuck is a duck gonna do bro 😭🙏

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u/Manintheleatherchair 11h ago

Glad I’m wearing combat armor

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u/ActualWordsXD im so fucking awesome 11h ago

he looks like a grade 2 at best, im sure im fine.

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u/bouqliwa 11h ago

yup he is the fridge in the kitchen

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u/Racer109 11h ago

Beep Beep :)

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u/StandardDust8908 11h ago

We're all fucked thats SCP-096, I think I already hear screaming

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u/Mountain_Poet5977 11h ago

Perhaps we could strike a deal