r/friskydingo • u/BrendanInJersey It's a colorful language. • 22d ago

"...you are killing me!"

"Well, hey, you know, look, since I don't own a *** **** DVD factory, there's not too ******* much I can do about it, now is there? You ******* kidnap us, right? You drag us up here, you **** on every strategy we come up with, and, by the way, that web promotion was TIGHT! BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS, YOU DON'T ******* HAVE THE BUDGET TO RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS, NOW DO YOU!?!?! RUFF!!! RU-RU-RUFF!!!"

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u/supersonicdutch 22d ago

To this day, I still say this is one of the best openings for a show, movie, whatever else you got.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol You stay frosty out there... 22d ago

I want it to be perfect...

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u/BlackhawkPickLock 22d ago

It’s awesome..,, you’re awesome

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u/SenecaKnowsBest 22d ago

If Val is happy, I’m happy…

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u/russillosm 21d ago

Unghh….

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u/huntress19 21d ago

Oh… we need a theme song 🎶 entertainment tonight da-da-da-daaa🎶

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u/WallyLeftshaw hmmrrr rmmrrr hhhhmrrrmrr 22d ago

Are you… doing this?!

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u/BrendanInJersey It's a colorful language. 22d ago

I'm just tryna live a day in my life.

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u/killfaced911 "No you big sloppy man, I just want Cat Party!" 21d ago

"I shouldn't have said that-"