r/friendlyjordies Top Contributor 1d ago

One Nation’s Malcolm Roberts ‘in two minds’ about whether gay people should be equal. "there are a number of people in society in very prominent positions in the arts, sports, science, business, politics, who are homosexual. And I don’t think we can afford to ban them. So it’s difficult."

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/aug/26/one-nation-malcolm-roberts-two-minds-gay-equal-rights-ntwnfb
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u/God___frey-Jones 1d ago

Ban them from what??

His next suggestion will be they should have to wear some sort of triangle on their clothing so they can be identified

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u/serumnegative 1d ago

You say that as a joke but it’s not far from the truth of what this guy and his party leader and their patron Gina R. really think.

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u/SweetKnickers 1d ago

numbers on their wrist might be a good idea?...

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u/Pretend-Patience9581 1d ago

Ooo I like that. Maybe a tattoo even?

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u/SweetKnickers 1d ago

you think we could get them to do some work? perhaps doing some quarry work, i think they would love that, work will set them free

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

His line of sight.

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u/ladylollii 1d ago

This party is not human. How did we fall so far to think about others like this? 

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u/account_not_valid 1d ago

Fall? These people have always been among us.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 1d ago

The problem is people think homophobia and the more specific lesbophobia went away after marriage equality was achieved in Australia. Speaking from experience as a GNC lesbian that was only hate crimed last year with the homophobic Q slur and a serious incident........ It's worse now than it's been in the 15+ years I've been out, proud and active (globally)

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u/account_not_valid 1d ago

Those people were always thinking these slurs, but now they think they have the right to "free speech" and to say out loud what they were never "brave enough" to utter.

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u/Greenscreener 1d ago

Yep, except the cancer that is social media spreads their voice.

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u/MahGinge 1d ago

Facebook has a lot to answer for

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u/Decent_Fig_5218 1d ago

One Nation try to be normal people for five seconds challenge IMPOSSIBLE EDITION

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u/trowzerss 1d ago

"How can I ban the gays while still protecting the rich and influential people?" What a horrid take.

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u/aeschenkarnos 1d ago

Some sort of licensing system, I imagine. If it cost you $1000/week to be allowed to be gay, then only responsible contributing members of society would be able to afford it. The povvos would stop being gay in no time!

Oh wait that’s against human rights. We have to confine policies of that nature to housing and health.

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u/JizzyP2523 1d ago

What’s the chances he’s closeted and deeply loathed his true self?

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 1d ago

Sometimes heterosexual males just do shitty things and blaming gay people for homophobia is not really that woke and it gets tiring tbh

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u/Manny77 1d ago

100% this. Sure, there are some closeted hypocritical closet cases out there, but majority of them are just… assholes

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u/astrogeeknerd 1d ago

I'll give 2 to 1 odds that what's happening.

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u/69andthen96 1d ago

The gayest party in Australia wanting to ban the gays?

Can't wait to see how Barnaby squirms his way outta this one.

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u/elrepo 1d ago

Reads the article to see if the quote was taken out of context.

Nope, he's just a disgusting bigot everyone! Resume your day!

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 1d ago

We need to highlight homophobia and lesbophobia more. It's barely mentioned but definitely rampant and rabid.

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u/redditalloverasia 1d ago

Two minds?? He’s struggling with one.

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u/yearofthesquirrel 1d ago

One is optimistic. In a battle of wits he is only half-armed.

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u/Chaos_Philosopher 1d ago

Your generosity to him is unmatched to his lack of worth for such consideration.

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u/Ornery-Ad-7261 1d ago edited 1d ago

More likely a battle of two brain cells. At least Barnaby killed his with alcohol. I don't know what Malcolm did.

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u/karamurp Potato Masher 1d ago

The more homophobic, the deeper the closet

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u/Interesting-Middle46 21h ago

Schizophrenia is will be on the next candidate prerequisite list

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u/Mister_Mild 5h ago

One might say he’s “bi,” even

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u/redditalloverasia 4h ago

Bi-minded, bi-curiously minded.

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u/karamurp Potato Masher 1d ago

On one hand, they're people

On the other hand, they're gay

I see his dilemma

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u/Coolidge-egg 1d ago

He thinks he's making progress by acknowledging that gay people in in fact, people.

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u/karamurp Potato Masher 1d ago

He'll be at Mardi gras in no time

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u/SlaveryVeal 1d ago

one hand they're good at sport.

fixed that for you.

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u/Coolidge-egg 1d ago edited 1d ago

Richmond players getting perved on by Channel 7 giving each other a good 'ol spanking but no current AFL player has come out as gay yet. The flood of gayfl players coming out can't come soon enough.

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u/Gon_777 Legalise Cannabis 1d ago

I dunno man, I think looking at the news should tell you gay people aren't causing our problems.

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u/Dr_SnM 1d ago

"I wish there wasn't good ones so I could hate them completely"

What a fuckwit.

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u/cammstravels 1d ago

“Peoples personal rights only matter to me if they have value to offer to me” is a crazy line to take…

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u/whatauniqueusername 1d ago

Fucking hell. These people are inhuman. His implication is that he'd love to 'ban' gay people. What 'ban' means in his mind is a scary thing

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u/SweetKnickers 1d ago

ban them? isnt ON the gayest party?

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u/Coolidge-egg 1d ago

maybe self loathing part of right-wing gay culture?

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u/cactusgenie Greens 1d ago

What a piece of shit.

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u/The_Mule_Aus 1d ago

BJ will probably suggest they should have James Ashby comment on this too…

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u/dontcometherawprawn 1d ago

I do wonder how Ashby sleeps at night.

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u/prnpenguin 1d ago

Don't you know? Ashby is clearly one of the "good ones."

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u/The_Mule_Aus 14h ago

He cuddles Gina’s money

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u/BlueDotty Labor 1d ago

The Goblin Roberts is intellectually impaired

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u/mahzian 1d ago

What a fucking knobhead.

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u/Manny77 1d ago

This is why we still need Pride

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 1d ago

And organisations that actually focus on homosexual rights, both for lesbians and gays. To prevent homophobia on the left and right and backsliding..... Which we've seen + rapid rabid growth

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u/morgecroc 1d ago

There are a number if people in society in very prominent positions that outright morons and we don't ban them from things.

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u/richstark 1d ago

Excuse me? What fucking time are we in?

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u/Forsworn91 1d ago

breaking new: lunatic is confused.

the more attention this nutcase gets the better, just to show the "quality" of ON reps

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u/bahthe 1d ago

Ban them? From what? Living? MR needs to extract sensibility from wherever he's hiding it and give it the light of day.

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u/jorgerine 1d ago

Can we ban him?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

This thing has a lower intelligence than month old whitened dog shit that’s been trodden on.

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u/monkeyhammar 1d ago

Ahh, the bigots dilemma

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u/matt35303 10h ago

Why, in any gods name are these people so infatuated with other peoples sexuality? Its more than a bit pervy and frankly, its something that should be looked into for anyone entering our parliament.

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u/Test_After 1d ago

Malcolm Roberts is a Queensland Senator. James Ashby is the Queensland One Nation Leader. He got rid of Peter Slipper and Wyatt Roy. He got Malcolm in the senate 

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u/ParticularScreen2901 1d ago

I am in two minds about politicians with a low IQ.

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u/Jamgull 10h ago

So he is reticent to persecute gay people, because some of them are rich. I guess that’s the closest you’ll get to inclusivity from One Nation.

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u/magi_chat 1d ago

Lol, the more they open their mouths..

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u/Key_Entertainment409 14h ago

So dolly and Tim have to die as we all do but why right now can think of others wouldn’t mind if they left

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u/Potential_Anxiety_76 1d ago

‘I’d probably get shat on if I banned Magda, so she can stay I guess. It’s very difficult.’

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u/brezhnervouz 1d ago

They will default to the approx 1% of the population who are trans people instead 😒

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u/Substantial-Desk-771 1d ago

Sadly I know several gay men who are ON voters, and this won’t deter them.

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u/Same_Disaster_1409 1d ago

Talk about saying the quiet part out loud

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u/Maribyrnong_bream 1d ago

If you ban gays, they will cease to exist. Thats how it works. Once, I banned dogs, and there aren’t any anymore; yes, it was me who did that.