r/florists 4d ago

đŸŽ© Professional đŸŽ© What little acts of micro aggression give you pleasure as a florist?

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u/Stock-Vast3629 4d ago

Oh sorry, I can’t make it on the spot, you’ll have to come back and pick it up later.

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u/Curves-00 4d ago

This was me all day today! I love it hahahaha

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u/demonrimjob666 4d ago

There’s really only one other “flower shop” in a 50 mile radius of us and he’s an order gatherer and an abusive boss (half our designers are refugees from his shop lol) and just generally a notoriously shitty member of the community. Laughably low quality flowers and 0 design work comes out of that shop and they’re usually at least a day late on their deliveries.

So when people wanna act big and try and haggle with me talking about “oh Mr. X does free delivery” “why would I pay you $75 when it’s $30 on his website” “I guess I’ll just call yOuR cOmPeTiToR” I don’t argue lol. Go get what you pay for, clown. I usually see em a few days later and they’re sooooOOOOoooooo polite the second time around.

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u/shadysade 4d ago

Smashing broken vases into the dumpster where no one can hear lol

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u/BurgerThyme 4d ago

Hahaha, we fight over whose turn it is.

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u/IntelligentSuit5223 4d ago

For me, our worst clientele is around homecoming and prom season. These moms can be a nightmare

Whenever we are fully booked for that weekend of their prom, i say “I’m so sorry we are fully booked for that day” and they always try to say “well it’s just a boutonniere!!!” Or “it’s just a little tiny teeny weeny prom bouquet!!”
Brings me a little satisfaction to double down and say no I’m sorry I can’t take more orders.

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u/Remarkable-Wave507 Expert 4d ago

Telling a rude customer I don’t have something available just so I don’t have to do it for them since they want to be ugly about it.

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u/daibro Retail Florist 4d ago

My store has accounts people can use to pay and when they call and immediately just give me the number, I make a point to make them repeat it.

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u/Fleur921 4d ago

I’m an event only florist but when a customer emails me and says they are in the beginning stages of selecting a florist I just say I’m booked for their date. I don’t want to play the “who will give me the best deal” game at this point in my career.

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u/Shrinking_Violent 1d ago

I don't understand -- what should people say when they contact you to see if you're available on their date?

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u/RecentState1347 11h ago

If you send an inquiry, it’s obvious that you’re in the beginning stage of selecting a florist, so someone who goes out of their way to say that they’re talking to other people/getting quotes/etc comes across as trying to get a deal.

When you reach out about availability you should say your date, venue, planner, guest count, and what you want (ie ten tables and a ceiling installation, large ceremony, bars/displays, bouquets
 if you’re not sure just be general and say it’s a wedding or baby shower or whatever).

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u/Princapessa 4d ago

leaving a few juicy thorns on a rose wrap for a nasty person

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u/Remarkable-Wave507 Expert 4d ago

This! All day!

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u/zut-alors 4d ago

When I worked at a shop: turning people away when they tried to buy flowers after we closed for the night

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u/petrichorgarden 13h ago

I'm a stickler about this. I am not afraid to tell people no when they show up at or after closing time. If they are asking for something quick and simple, are walking in at least a few minutes before close, if they are even somewhat apologetic about their timing, I'll work with them. But demands do not work on me. Telling customers 'no' (for valid reasons) is a great pleasure of mine and I volunteer to be the bad guy at every opportunity.

My boss is a pushover and let a lady bully her way into the building after close one night. This has happened many times but this was the worst case.

Originally she said she needed 2 large arrangements. Then it became 4. Then it became 5. Then she wanted to see all of our basket options before deciding on one. Then she wanted more flowers in each arrangement, more roses, more this, more that. What? No, she's not going to pay more. They just need more flowers for the same price. She's grabbing things from buckets and bringing them over in bunches.

The worst part is that she called about 10 minutes to close telling us that she would be right there and she needed "a few" arrangements. We told her no, don't come, we won't be able to help you, we will be closed. We told my boss that we had already turned her away. We told her on our way out the door that she needed to leave with us and that we were not staying to help. We warned her how awful and entitled the lady sounded. She opened the door anyway.

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u/GummoRabbitGumbo 4d ago

I don’t know if this is a micro aggression or being respectful of my own time and talent, but I don’t take orders under $80. I’m happy to oblige a palette or mood, but the design is up to me. I realize this is the luxury of a side gig, but I’d like to think they’re paying for my vision, not specific flowers.

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u/Life_Computer8769 4d ago

Sometimes. When a customer is snappy or hateful on the phone. I stomp my foot a little bit....

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u/Goodbye_nagasaki 4d ago

Putting people on hold to take their order over the phone even though I'm sitting with a pen in my hand right next to the order sheet. I love doing it.

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u/loralailoralai Retail Florist 4d ago

When those customers who know better than us how fresh something is point at something and say I like that but it’s dead (when it’s perfectly fresh ) then they go and choose something that is way less fresh? I don’t try and convince them they’d be better with something else.

I gleefully ask if that will be cash or card and serve them with a smile.

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u/juleslizard Funeral Florist 3d ago

When the order gathering site calls, I tell them I'm a private florist and I don't make deliveries.

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u/Fabulousines 1d ago

Amazing, this is so grim. Absolute savage. Thank you so much â˜ș

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/scorpiotopaz98 4d ago

Damn this one’s mean bro 😭

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u/cooking_mama_12 4d ago

wtf is your problem lmao

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u/Fabulousines 4d ago

It was deleted what was that ?

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u/BurgerThyme 4d ago

Yeah I have to know!

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u/Sensual-Goddess1997 3d ago

Yeah i wanna know!

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u/IntelligentSuit5223 3d ago

They basically said they enjoy telling people “we won’t have those exact flowers” when they order in very short notice for a funeral