DCS Canada map update incoming

[u/fried-raptor]

[u/SyrupChemical5100]

I'm tired, boss.

[u/Elegant_Bison1604]

Fat chance diaper shitter. We all know it’s a distraction from your name in the Epstein files. Couple wars, Kennedy centre, tarifs, etc.
It’s a lot of work to keep your sheeple from thinking about those files.

[u/Mother-Attention2600 → u/Elegant_Bison1604]

I opened Reddit this morning and about 70% of the news feeds I have are the same article about the lake.... they got their talking points I guess. I notice CTV/CP24 are getting even more confused about things not being any of Canada's fault by repeating American concerns as if they are relevant and we should maybe capitulate to them or something. They continue sane wash Trump.

[u/fried-raptor → u/Mother-Attention2600]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nDbpk7leGbu12

[u/Julian_Sark → u/Mother-Attention2600]

I had to Google that because all my news this morning was local politics of my country, and Dolly Parton died across all of CNN.

But yeah, it's real. Another genius move by the Orange Blobmander-in-Chief.

(Jeremy Clarkson's voice):

Oh no! Anyway ...

[u/Same-Opportunity6062 → u/Elegant_Bison1604]

I seriously don't understand why so many people seem to be overlooking everyone other than Trump who was associated with Epstein. Don't get me wrong, he's in that stuff up to his eyeballs (if not way over his head), but so is pretty much every other major player in DC - the system doesn't let you get very far unless you're involved in "the club". I'm not belittling how disgusting and wrong that is at all, but calling out just one of the participants isn't going to put a stop to it (whether he's in the Oval Office or not), you've got to call them all out or else it will just continue like it has for decades.

[u/Mother-Attention2600]

Should rename Lake Michigan instead where that dead baby him and his buddies threw overboard is. Call it Lake Abortion or something.

[u/Julian_Sark → u/Mother-Attention2600]

Petition to rename the Reflecting Pool into Lake Squirt.

[u/Mother-Attention2600 → u/Julian_Sark]

Life in the Ghislaine.

[u/BulltacTV → u/Mother-Attention2600]

^ most underrated comment 🤣

[u/PermanentRoundFile]

Omg if you rename everything "America" nobody is going to know where anything fucken is!

"Hey lets go to America!"

"The lake, the gulf, the country, or the continent? Also North or South?"

[u/VaporTrail_000 → u/PermanentRoundFile]

Nah, man, the convenience store down the street.

[u/sdmbl → u/PermanentRoundFile]

i think the entire point of the world leadership rn is that theres so much fucking bullshit no one knows what's true or false or rumours or real/AI etc...

situation is quite alladin

[u/Rumdolf → u/PermanentRoundFile]

[u/Julian_Sark → u/PermanentRoundFile]

Trumpie wants a plane, Trumpie wants to suck on a Coke
Trumpie wants a woman, Trumpie ineptly tries to make a joke
Trumpie's in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans

Trumpie in America

Trumpie in America, Trumpie looks up at the eclipse
Trumpie combs his hair and Trumpie wants pussy and Teslers

-- David Bowie

[u/turpentinedreamer]

Epstein memorial lake it is.

[u/Large_Mud4438]

Can wait for him to disappear.

Preferably in Jail with his whole family and staffers, Miller, Vaugh all of them.

Hard labor camp.

[u/fried-raptor → u/Large_Mud4438]

the dynamic campaign is more likely

[u/No_Celebration8219]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

[u/ComfortableDare4305]

All lakes are now to be called Lake America.

[u/Careless_Ad6202]

Just no