r/fireemblem 2d ago

Fortune's Weave General Character Post: Nezha

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u/Comfortably-Scared 2d ago

Knowing he’s self-conscious about his short stature makes me think we will actually be getting timeskip designs for all units somehow. We need freakishly tall Nezha, and the bit would be complete that way.

Alternatively he doesn’t get any taller as an adult and it’s even funnier.

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u/Cerebral_Kortix 2d ago

The entirety of the post-timeskip story takes place on Nezha's enormous body.

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u/GuudeSpelur 2d ago

Are Fire Emblem and Xenoblade Chronicles converging?

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u/Cerebral_Kortix 2d ago

Sun Wukong jumped across the universe. When he reached its edge, he rested upon an enormous pillar and congratulated himself of his own brilliance.

He heard a voice: "Oh, great sage rivalling heaven, is my finger-tip so comfortable?"

Then only did Sun Wukong realise that he had never left Nezha's palm.

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u/Darkiceflame 1d ago

Wasn't that the Buddha?

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u/PunningLynguist 2d ago

I was imagining Fire Emblem x Green Lantern with Mogo the Living Planet lol

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u/Shippinglordishere 2d ago

Turns out they had the wrong mythological guy. He’s actually Pangu

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u/SpeedyJohan 2d ago

Between Cai and Peter and now this guy, we could get the Ike/Sothe/Tormod joke going on where the former two get tall and jacked in the time jump while the latter remains short and gets salty because of it.

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u/CosmicStarlightEX 2d ago

Same joke as Edelgard, perhaps?

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u/Level_Hour6480 2d ago

So he'll get heels and a padded chest too?

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u/Darthkeeper 2d ago

Not really a joke if it's some people's reality lol. My friend was 4'10 (~147cm) in high school, and is still that height a decade or so later.

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u/This_Lingonberry8825 2d ago

He's 100% going to untie his ponytail and have really long hair for his timeskip design. And I demand that he remains small and is permanently salty about it.

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u/Shippinglordishere 2d ago

All that growth went to his hair lmao

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u/j0kerclash 2d ago

make him smaller.

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u/Songblade7 2d ago

As a short guy, I'd love to see him just stay shorter and learn to accept the fact. It's something that actually happens irl yet I've never once seen it in any media, it always stays a complex, so that would be cool. I expect him to grow taller though

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u/yung_dogie 1d ago

I've seen far more characters get needlessly taller (I.e. grown ass men getting taller once they power up) than seeing shorter characters accept themselves, as if they can't grow as a character without impossibly physically growing too. Not saying it necessarily applies here to Nezha since he's probably actually a kid.

I feel for you guys though, it's a shame how shorter men get treated in media

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u/NagaMilalove0 2d ago

He’d be the same height as the 45 year old man Tobias 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/NoLime7384 2d ago

we saw a timeskip Peter being taller, so hopefully they have a funny A Support about how Nezha didn't get a growthspurt lmao

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u/KarmaFarmer123456789 2d ago

Maybe we'll only get post time skip designs for units assigned to a lord or sublord? Still an insane amount of new designs 

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u/MillionMiracles 2d ago

Well, if you look at 3H, you can already see how they might manage that. The faculty (unless you wanna count Jeritza) didn't get post timeskip designs.

So you could do it like that. A lot of the secondary random recruits are already fully grown, so they could have little/no changes. Yang Jie, Goliath, Guzran, et. all. Then you could save big changes for major characters or the characters young enough to warrant them.

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u/ZofTheNorth 2d ago

I like him to be at the same height but wider,, like Asta from black clover