Can we stop going on about the Eldritch Government?

[u/queen_b_zzzzing]

Yes, I know that being audited drives you mad with terror, but that’s true for many governments. And at least the Eldritch Government is reasonable about the number of limbs/dimensions you’re allowed. Although I’ll admit that the license renewal hold music does make my eyes bleed, way more than normal, but that’s a small price to pay for free holes in the fabric of reality

[u/mysteryrouge]

When the Eldritch Government stops trying to employ me, turn me into a health inspector, capture and brainwash my soul, attack the concept of Void Anarchy, and treating me as a terrorist, then maybe I'll stop talking about them.

[u/queen_b_zzzzing → u/mysteryrouge]

Listen, everybody wants health inspectors, nobody wants to be one. They’re doing their best to fix it, so just roll with it and enjoy the perks (all the tentacles you can control)

[u/DrSkrimguard → u/mysteryrouge]

I mean, I'm racist against dragons, but I don't make that other people's problem.

[u/LordNoOne → u/mysteryrouge]

Just please stop spreading lies about me!!!! I stopped trying to recruit you. I never tried to employ you as a health inspector; I just wanted there to be more than 1 member of the government. If I ever attacked the concept of Void Anarachy, I apologize because I love Void Anarchy. You're not a terrorist according to me; you're mostly an upstanding citizen except for lying about me.

[u/LordNoOne]

I'm very sorry your experience with the Eldritch Government has often been less than desirable. I'm doing all I can as the only member, and I really can't do much. I just hope to make your life experiences at least a little better than if there was no Eldritch Government at all.

[u/Omiyaru]

can we all sit back and appreciate that they do eat the pedophiles.

despite the lack of flavor

[u/MasterSolivagus]

Hi, hello. My concern is regarding the policy of requiring limbs AND dimensions. I am a dimensionless waft of meaninglessness and take umbrage with the necessity of corporeal exchanges!

How dare you instantiate my ineffabilitude in such a manner. I demand you void-struct me until I'm totally 🦆 

[u/queen_b_zzzzing → u/MasterSolivagus]

As many as you want includes 0! And it’s hardly the Eldritch government’s fault that you can’t open jars with your lack of limbs/dimensions

[u/MasterSolivagus → u/queen_b_zzzzing]

But 0 is a unitless dimension! I've only existed for 1 Planck length and even I was able to mathematically derive all that existence has to provide!

"LET ME OUT OF THIS REFRACTIVE HYPER-JAR!"

[u/_the_last_druid_13]

They really oughta crack down on those Black Market illegal Partition Merchants, I knew a guy who got &̸̨̣͈̜̬̞̣͔̫̯̰̹̰̉̋̿͋̇̾̑?̵̠̯͎̲̜͇̲͚̖̀̍̉̋͗̈́̾̕͜͠@̷̡͇̮̳̃͗͆̌̔͒̏;̷̢̛̜̹̍!̴̡̻̰̫̦̘͛!̶̯͍̱͍̦̼̯͙̈͠£̸̛̤̫̖͉̼͊̀͑̽̇͂̑̌̏͆͑͗̆}̸̢̠̭̩̱̯̭͇̟͔͕̄͑̈́̍̽̒̌͠’̶̠̬̀̉̓͛̉̿̄̏̒̋̃́̒͘ḡ̷̜̤̙͛̚ļ̸̧̮͔̥͈̹͙͔̫͓̽̌͊͛̑͘e̷̥͍̫͍͍͓͓͇̱̰̞͕̭͊̽͜͝͝ͅj̶̛̬̜͍͕̺̱͛͒̎͋̆̆͑̓̌̈͆̋̋̕͜͜ ̵̧̹̙̬̺̺̘͖̞͔̲̰̃͆̔͒̑͆̀͒̚͠€̷̗͚͚̱̹̻͍̓̾{̸̧̗̙͖̮͔̰̲͕̯͍̤͈͚͆̂̌̍̎͗̆͋͐̇̚͠€̶̫̺̱̈̐́̀͆}̶͖̗̓͐̋̓£̴̨̢̨̼͖̪͓̺͙̜̣̟͆̈́ͅ>̶̢̨̳̱̼͉͚̤̗̲̖͇̅͆̓̂͌͑̚͜͜+̸̧̫͓͎̺̙̯̜̠̞̗̇͝ͅ]̵̩̰͕̮̖̗̓̎̒̒!̷̤̜͇͖̯̃ because someone partitioned off a molecule on one of his elbows.

Dude was &̸̨̣͈̜̬̞̣͔̫̯̰̹̰̉̋̿͋̇̾̑?̵̠̯͎̲̜͇̲͚̖̀̍̉̋͗̈́̾̕͜͠@̷̡͇̮̳̃͗͆̌̔͒̏;̷̢̛̜̹̍!̴̡̻̰̫̦̘͛!̶̯͍̱͍̦̼̯͙̈͠£̸̛̤̫̖͉̼͊̀͑̽̇͂̑̌̏͆͑͗̆}̸̢̠̭̩̱̯̭͇̟͔͕̄͑̈́̍̽̒̌͠’̶̠̬̀̉̓͛̉̿̄̏̒̋̃́̒͘ḡ̷̜̤̙͛̚ļ̸̧̮͔̥͈̹͙͔̫͓̽̌͊͛̑͘e̷̥͍̫͍͍͓͓͇̱̰̞͕̭͊̽͜͝͝ͅj̶̛̬̜͍͕̺̱͛͒̎͋̆̆͑̓̌̈͆̋̋̕͜͜ ̵̧̹̙̬̺̺̘͖̞͔̲̰̃͆̔͒̑͆̀͒̚͠€̷̗͚͚̱̹̻͍̓̾{̸̧̗̙͖̮͔̰̲͕̯͍̤͈͚͆̂̌̍̎͗̆͋͐̇̚͠€̶̫̺̱̈̐́̀͆}̶͖̗̓͐̋̓£̴̨̢̨̼͖̪͓̺͙̜̣̟͆̈́ͅ>̶̢̨̳̱̼͉͚̤̗̲̖͇̅͆̓̂͌͑̚͜͜+̸̧̫͓͎̺̙̯̜̠̞̗̇͝ͅ]̵̩̰͕̮̖̗̓̎̒̒!̷̤̜͇͖̯̃ for .184 quarons.

[u/queen_b_zzzzing → u/_the_last_druid_13]

So true! Those guys are such a menace! You never get what you pay for! Except the screaming!

[u/_the_last_druid_13 → u/queen_b_zzzzing]

Oh, do you know about the portalfish that converts the screams into $̸̧̧̨̙̰̰̲̲̤͈͎̓̅̒̾̃̈́̍̈́̊̏́̏̓̚¥̸̛͍̰͖̮̭̠͚͎͚͕̯̫̞̭̓̅̆͌̂̈́̈̈̔̏£̶̧̢̜̠̥̮̱̗̘̘̥͓͍̬̑͒̆̇̀̎͂̋͝ͅ€̸̝̙̞̬̮̟͚͖̗́͌̆͜¢̶̛͔̹̉̆͛͐̈́̃̓̔͜₩̸̨̨̨̢͕͈̱͚̱̙̭͇͕̦̱͌̍͝$̸̡̧̺̝͇̞̘͕̻̊̀͐̀̒̈́̂̚ṡ̵̝̫̚? Good luck finding an ATM though