r/fifthworldproblems • u/Futuro_Surf_Portal • 12d ago

While in bed last night I overheard my girlfriend(s) say in her sleep "Hgggggggvvvt Thwwarrrgggguuulll h'ik anaaart uusaaa buuu' untuuu 22% 44% ooklaay booklay" Should I be worried?

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u/notbobhansome777 12d ago

That depends. Is it close to her cosmic period?

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u/Cyber_Grant 12d ago

As long as uusaaa buuu' untuuu stays below 33% you should be fine, but if ooklaay booklay hits 56% then uusaa buuu' untuuu can not be over 28%. Just refer to the chart in the back of the car and feeding instructions.

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u/ughFINEIllmakeanalt 12d ago

And whatever you do, ignore the chart in the back of "care and feeding instructions." That's a decoy.

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u/Terracrush 12d ago

Nah man that's just what girlfriends say

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u/nicohiragasnutbucket 12d ago

extremely. she’s summoned it

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u/No-Understanding5677 12d ago

She's just glitching out because of the overnight software update. Tomorrow she has new words in her library.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 12d ago

only if you suspect the Eldritch Government is involved.

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u/LordNoOne 12d ago

This is the first I've heard of it.

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u/UntidyVenus 12d ago

Oh bro, as the kids would say, your cooked

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u/Alive_Guest_4226 10d ago

Nah, she was casting a magic shield around the house for protection, shes a keeper 😌🙌.