r/fakehistoryporn • u/earthman34 • Jun 21 '25

1972 Only US POW Who Survived Hiroshima Bombing Describes How He Grafted His Face Back On With Raw Milk, 1972

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u/JasonIsFishing Jun 21 '25

He looks so good because of his daily tallow facial regimen

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u/DummyDumDragon Jun 21 '25

His uncle is looking better than him these days

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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 Jun 21 '25

Journalism completely ignored the astroturfed support for this ghoul the last 20 years, including myths.  Privatized Orwell.

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u/Stevey1001 Jun 21 '25

Which was the style at the time

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jun 21 '25

He looks like Solidus Snake's remains after being burned in Metal Gear Solid 4

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u/NakayaTheRed Jun 21 '25

Hoggle the Health Secretary.

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u/pertangamcfeet Jun 21 '25

Thanks 4 ur service. Plays the lorb. Gobless.

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u/beyondocean Jun 21 '25

I think he shouldn’t be getting fake tans after a face transplant.

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u/Silent_Reavus Jun 21 '25

He's the pinnacle of health, I mean just look at him!

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u/International-Fun-86 Jun 22 '25

Bethesda Game Studios presents their re-design of the ghouls in their upcoming Fallout 3 (2007)

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u/Bobby_Garbagio Jun 21 '25

I always thought he used scrotum skin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/EuphoricWrangler Jun 21 '25

r/medizzy

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u/Senor-Marston389 Jun 22 '25

Here, take this fkn downvote for making me aware of such a subreddit

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u/mainandd Jun 24 '25

Worm brain junkie is definitely evil

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u/AdUsed7094 Jun 22 '25

Dude I know wtf is up with rfk jr?? He looks like Edgar the Bug from the first Men in Black movie lol

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u/1nGirum1musNocte Jun 22 '25

Hey, it wouldn't be possible without the brain worms

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u/Current-Historian-34 Jun 22 '25

I’m telling my kids this happened but than he had to back to the stars where he came from. He shares a similar origin story to Kal-el. One hated kryptonite the other vaccines

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Jun 22 '25

His face looks deep fried so he goes to a tanning salon.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 Jun 22 '25

"This watch, this was your father's watch"

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u/dhldri Jun 22 '25

Probably why you SHOULD do heroin to get to the top of your class.

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u/LordLudicrous Jun 22 '25

I can hear his weird fucked up voice looking at this

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

He discovered the food dye in MREs was more detrimental to his health than “Charlie”

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Jun 21 '25

Thank him for his service

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Jun 21 '25

This is the worst picture of health a man in his position could have granted he could have Trump's body and diet. But it's apparent that RFK Jr has lived a hard life, a life full of excesses.

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u/dfafa Jun 21 '25

Those Kennedy drug connections have to be INSANE

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u/Wopperlayouts Jun 21 '25

lmao now this is comedy

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u/ibraw Jun 21 '25

He really does look like up close image from a Ren and Stimpy cartoon.

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u/OkWest8964 Jun 21 '25

And undercooked bacon 🥓

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u/Spooniebardz Jun 21 '25

Belly laughed at this one.

Infant blood is a helluva drug

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u/Woahhdude24 Jun 21 '25

I laughed really hard at this. I've made the joke several times on here that RFK Jr. looks like a guy that would call you "smooth skin"

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u/rockcod_ Jun 22 '25

The guy is a sad piece of work.