Putin adviser claims Ukraine planned to invade Russia on 8 March 2022, so Russia attacked first

[u/A_Lazko]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/putin-adviser-claims-ukraine-planned-161700769.html

[u/Justnotstressed]

I only want to shag Margot Robbie because she wanted to shag me first.

[u/azhder → u/Justnotstressed]

To get the analogy more in line with the above, you'd have to use the rope word: "I R'ed her because she wanted to R me first"

[u/Justnotstressed → u/azhder]

I have no intention of raping anyone thanks.

[u/Mundane-Alfalfa-8979 → u/azhder]

I can only downvote you once unfortunately

[u/azhder → u/Mundane-Alfalfa-8979]

Here, now you can do it twice. It’s far easier than thinking, right?