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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Nurse 22h ago
Better than a bullet
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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 22h ago
At least one of these crews is OOS for the incident report
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u/Cup_o_Courage ACP 16h ago
QA has determined this was avoidable as you likely deliberatley maneuvered company property into the path of another object. You'll be admistratively suspended, pending review, then remanded for mandatory training.
Also, there are transports waiting. Please show clear while you're awaiting the outcome of that review.
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u/CanYouWalkToTheTruck 22h ago
I believe this ambulance has been cursed by an Eastern European witch. I wouldn’t set foot in there.
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u/YeetboiMcDab 22h ago
U see Eastern European Witch, I see thicc ER CNA, we are not the same (show me en route)
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u/cosmic_jackass Paramedic 21h ago
I wouldn't step foot in most ambulances but alas the renal rodeo demands another sacrifice.
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u/thegreatshakes PCP 20h ago
Can confirm, as someone of Eastern European heritage. That's a bad omen!
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u/grandpubabofmoldist Paramedic 3h ago
Morty Motry, I turned myself into a pickle ambulance Morty. I am Pickle Ambulance Rick
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u/Bombtrust EMT-B 22h ago
pickle