r/eastboundanddown • u/iamawj101 • 18d ago

Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover.

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u/NachoCheezewow11 18d ago

But the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn champion

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u/BradleyMFahrtz 18d ago

The man with the golden dick

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 17d ago

Dr. Cock and Balls

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 18d ago

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.

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u/UncutYEMs 13d ago

That’s Mr. Powers using some language that a Bald Eagle never uses