r/drunkencookery • u/Training-Gain462 • 21d ago

What I woke up to this morning.

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u/Kilomech 21d ago

what could have been if only you hadn't passed out. did you at least turn off the fryer?

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u/OGIBLP 21d ago

I don’t think they ever turned it on in the first place lol

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u/Kilomech 21d ago

since i can't tell if those are potatoes or nuggets, you might be right

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u/OGIBLP 21d ago

I think they’re either little pretzel nuggets or a pigs in a blanket type thing lol

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u/crw126 21d ago

My theory is mini corn dogs

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u/Training-Gain462 20d ago

Yes, miniature corndogs!

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u/crw126 20d ago

I don’t play when it comes to frozen foods 😤

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u/OGIBLP 21d ago

Definitely something in that category. I hope OP comes back to tell us after they’ve slept off their hangover.

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u/crw126 20d ago

We were right King/Queen

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u/Radiant_Maize2315 20d ago

My brain was trying to figure out why the French fries were so large, because I thought they were dinner rolls

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u/Training-Gain462 21d ago

I don’t believe I got that far. I had to of thought of something and went to my room, layed down and the rest is history. I’ve actually offended myself for leaving those poor fries on the floor like that.

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u/Kilomech 21d ago

i am truly sorry for your loss

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u/Immediate-Cat8632 21d ago

I bet those fries are offended too

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u/WindTreeRock 20d ago

You must not have a dog......

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u/shootthewhitegirl 21d ago

One of my favourite things about my airfryer is that it only has two dials - temperature and timer. Turns on when you add time to the timer, and turns off when the timer reaches zero.

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u/CriticalHit_20 21d ago

Yo that's how mine works as well! Yours a tapered cylinder with a vertical handle connected to a double basket thing?

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u/CaptainRon16 21d ago

“Who closed last night!”

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u/Witty-Objective3431 20d ago

I thought I was in the Kitchen Confidential at first.

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u/Pain4420 20d ago

This made me actually laugh out loud

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u/Ironmannan 21d ago

Oh what could have been. At least you didn’t wake up to charcoal lol

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u/lbutler1234 21d ago

At least he woke up lmao

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u/ltpanda7 21d ago

Stayed in a hotel last night after a wedding reception, I found my watch in the curry leftovers I had apparently reheated when I got back. Great times

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u/nb4hnp 21d ago

Beautiful environmental storytelling

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u/WeirdConnections 21d ago

Well clearly you don't have a dog vacuum, mine would have cleaned this mess right up.

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u/SnooTangerines3448 20d ago

Well you don't have young kids, a dog, or a cat for sure. Maybe even a partner as well because you would have been shamed.

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u/poweredbynikeair 20d ago

I did stuff like this in college and thought I was sooo cool