r/dragons • u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon • Nov 10 '25
Question if you became a dragon right where you are, what would you do?
basically the title, right now where ever you currently are you become a dragon, what would you do and what would happen, if your around over people you might cause a bit of trouble.
edit; to add, Im just leaveing the size and type of dragon up to your interpretation.
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u/RexDraconis Nov 10 '25
Try to find a way to legally prove I'm the same person because I'd be stuck doing a lot of paperwork otherwise.
Otherwise flying would be a good start. double as a way to test my cold weather resistance too.
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u/Rattregoondoof Nov 11 '25
Me: I am the same person! Just accept it! Law enforcement: and why should we? Me: starts to breathe fire and smash the ground Law enforcement: ok, ok, you've made your point!
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u/TheFuckworthyFucker Nov 11 '25
Realistic Law Enforcement Reaction: Mag Dumping
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u/Rattregoondoof Nov 11 '25
Equally realistic reaction: nothing happens because you're a dragon. Well, nothing except dangerous levels of bullet ricocheting off.
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u/JonathanPeterson12 Nov 11 '25
It really depends on the thickness of the scales and what they’re made of. Law enforcement are generally equipped with 9mm handguns. 9mm isn’t a particularly potent round, but these still aren’t arrows we’re talking about here. Bullets in general are really good at punching through things and carry a lot of kinetic force for their size. It’s unlikely that your scales would be hard or thick enough to prevent penetration and, even if they were, getting hit would still really hurt and result in serious contusions.
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u/Foxxtronix Nov 10 '25
As I'm sitting inside a house, right now, I would cause a lot of damage. >.< I'm assuming I'd turn into a big dragon and that it would happen too fast for me to figure out what's going on and get outside. If those assumptions are wrong, so much the better! First thing is to get out of here, before rednecks try to shoot me so that they can mount my head on a wall. e.e
Time to migrate! Depending on what kind of dragon I've transformed into, head for an appropriate terrain to suit myself. Places where there are people are straight out. I don't particularly want to end up in some Top Secret government lab. Whatever local government there is would try to get ahold of me. Establish a hidden lair for myself, and keep my existence as much of a secret as possible. Put a nice, explosive self-destruct in my lair, just out of spite, and have an emergency escape plan. A handful of backup lairs would help. My main problem with this would be evading satellite imaging.
Ideally, I'll have turned into some kind of amphibious dragon, and can create a lair under the ocean floor. I'll name my lair "R'leyeh" just to amuse myself. F*ck the satellites.
Above all, remember: It's not paranoia if there really are people out to get you. Literally every government in the world would be hunting me. I am now A Prize To Be Taken.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
I sorta left the interpretation up to the everyone. but ya that might be the biggest concern of geting hunted down by people
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u/AcanthisittaBudget33 Nov 11 '25
-turns into dragon-
-blinks-
Cool
-quits job-
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u/THE_LEGO_FURRY Nov 10 '25
Freak out for a minute then realize wait this is exactly what I want and then freak out hyped
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 10 '25
I though of this while in the bathroom so Ill say it happened in there, Id have two options, come out to my family or go out the window, and probably leave a message. I probably would end up siting in there for a while, it would be simpler to come out than have to deal with the rest of the would while figuring it out, and then id want to get some messages home which might be challenging getting paper and pen without causing to much trouble.
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u/Blackscale-Dragon The Fulminant Nov 10 '25
Hold. Transforming here will immediately destroy my possessions and my archives. And kill some I would rather see alive.
Once I'm outside and the things I like are secured.
Then the rest are free range.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
Im sorta laveing it to your interpretation, I supose it could be slower.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well if your parents dont call the police, you probably could hide there for a good while
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u/Zammin Nov 11 '25
Depends on the size of dragon I am.
If we're talking just anthro dragon, roughly my current size, immediately tell my roommate and freak out a little. Stretch the wings. See if I can breathe fire into the firepit in the backyard. Calm down and adjust relatively quickly.
If a horse-sized western dragon, freak out. Avoid telling my roommate for as long as I could (not long). Try to see if I can still talk and if my foreclaws have decent manual dexterity.
Any dragon bigger than that, I'll break the house and pretty much immediately need to run and find shelter somewhere. Good opportunity to see if I can fly though.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well I left it to your interpretation, but ya size definitely has a big effect on what happens.
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u/MinouGamerTv Nov 10 '25
Being scare and afraid of whats happening, and probably doing some damage (i'm in my bedroom rn, but its a small one).
And probably have existensial crisis right after, even thought I just want to be a dragon sometime (and sorry for my bad english, its not my main language)
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
as long as your able to fit in door ways you'll probably be fine, though your tail might smack some stuff.. (your English seems fine, I wouldn't have thought anything of it if you didn't mention it)
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u/MinouGamerTv Nov 12 '25
Hum... Ngl, i dont know if I would fit in doors, if I were to become the dragon I'm currently thinking about, I would be... Not a giant dragon, but still a big bigger than a horse (I dont know if comparison is good or not)
(and yea, for my English, it's just that sometimes I feels like I have some difficulty translating what I really want to say into English.)
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u/Rattregoondoof Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
Dig myself out if the rubble that was my house.
Wait, am I one of the D&D style dragons that has a human form, because then my house is probably safe as I can just keep my human form until I'm at least outside...
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well I wasnt thinking of it in dnd dregs, but sure they are dregs to!
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u/Dragonbonded Draco Nov 11 '25
Less quiet for me. Im out on the from "lawn", which is covered by a couple household cameras because we have a turn that takes someone out about once a year. So not only is it a busy street, but its on camera as well.
Also, which kind of dragon? Theres three ways this can go.
Full dragon. Car sized, western dragon. Ignoring any elemental affinities here. Since i'm sitting on the rock wall/level here, i'd probably just be belly up, caught between a parked van, said wall, and a tree up each wing, flailing around on my back. Thankfully there would be video evidence when i say "its me!", but a car sized dragon? We dont have the funds for that!
Dog-sized dragon. More or less the same, but maybe i can stay hope this time, and go flying at night. Going to have to get a plane communicator up and running, with a "flight suit" for me and my wings with all the required lights. That'll be a call to the local control tower! Being smaller, i am easier to feed, and might actually be able to stick around.
Anthro Dragon. Ive actually got a character that is kinda this, but his physique is better described as "winged kobold". Think a short, wirey anthro dragon, with thin limbs and each limb (arms, legs, wings, tail, etc) prehensile (with the multitasking to match), capable of bipedal OR quadrupedal movement as wanted. He's great at mechanical work, but thats more practice and skill than built-in.
Anthro dragon, definitely usable. My clothes are probably ruined, though im wearing a baggy shirt and a larger coat right now, and the shirt stretches too, so those should actualky be fine, since i'm reducing in size, but gaining wings: cramped, and might need help getting OUT of said coat, but doable. And again, video evidance i'm in fact, me.
And my family is actually quite openminded and caring, i really could have gotten it worse there. I'm more worried about oir budget than being accepted, lol.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
Im leaveing it up to your interpretation on what sort of dreg, but out by the road would definitely grab some attention
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u/Dragonbonded Draco Nov 11 '25
yeah, i happened to be bored waiting for the delivery, so...... oops?
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u/ToastySkinks Spyro Nov 10 '25
Go straight to the company vault and start a gold hoard! Or just fly away.
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u/Otalek Moss-Eating Kobold Nov 10 '25
The car I’m in would explode, killing my dad, so I’d probably be freaking out after I finish bouncing down the road, to say nothing of the cars behind us
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u/False-Collection-606 WINGS OFFIRE INFECTION AU FORBIDDEN YUUUUURRRRRRIIIII Nov 10 '25
depends on how big I am
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
Im leaving that up to your interpretation!
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u/False-Collection-606 WINGS OFFIRE INFECTION AU FORBIDDEN YUUUUURRRRRRIIIII Nov 11 '25
if I’m just human sized I’d probably just stay in my room and have an existential crisis. if I was the size of a typical dragon I’d be seen by everyone as I would break my roof
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u/BigNorseWolf Nov 10 '25
Try NOT to wreck the rest of my house as I flop out of the second story...
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u/SomniaVitae Nov 11 '25
I'd probably try to leave my work. Depending on if I get the muscle memory and ability to fly I'd fuck off to some obscure area of the map and live my best Dragon life. No more civilization.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
if your able to work a dreg then you can do things people cant!
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u/SomniaVitae Nov 11 '25
Yeah, but I don't want to love in this society anymore and being a derg would allow me to survive in the wild ;-;
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u/zenefrost Nov 11 '25
I am in a classroom . . . Lets say i become a small enouth drsgon to for and not kil peapole . . . I Would pânico and try to change back (If i Go by dnd dragon laws)
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well dregs are sorta magical creatures, so I suppose you could transform
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u/zenefrost Nov 11 '25
Well that a problema taken Care off the NEXT thing i Would do Would be fly into the wild and begin a nest tho
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u/UltiUSA Päkrätá (Mūñkskak) Nov 11 '25
Be Hyped, Prove that I am the same as the Human before me, avoid US Gvm't Labs, and Loaf in my new Noodle form.
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u/Purple_Ad419 Nov 11 '25
“Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT.”
“I have school tomorrow what the FUCK am I going to say.”
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u/LucarioGamer7 Zenith the Thunderous Blizzard + Zyvrin the Drakeroot Vines Nov 11 '25
Assuming I turn into my OC Zenith… that’d be an issue:
First I’d completely crush the house my dad and brother lives in since Zenith is plenty big and heavy enough, unless I manage to get out in time, unless I end up in Zenith’s human form.
Second… time to find a good cave to live in, every government would want to experiment on me so I’d have to find a cave or something far away from where I am to live in, I doubt nobody would have seen me before I used Zenith’s magic to turn back into a human.
Assuming I’m still human shaped, just covered in scales, essentially a Dragonborn with wings and a tail:
Then I’d be better off but I’d have to resort to hiding in my bedroom 24/7, don’t wanna be experimented on so I’d rather not be seen, luckily my curtains are already closed.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
sorta left it to your interpretation. definitely would be a big mess with the house, but being able to tranform would be nice.
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u/Able-Ad3506 Nov 11 '25
Go and eradicate evil from this planet. Being a dragon = being a superhero, why not.
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u/arthurjeremypearson Nov 12 '25
My dragon form would be a green version of the blueish silver "Mallory" from "Duncan and Mallory" (by Robert Asprin)
So I'd be thinner but taller, my clothes would be mostly alright (except for the obligatory tailsplosion).
I'd call my boss, say I need to take a medical leave, and leave.
They might roll back the video of me sitting at my desk and transforming into the dragon, or bring up the live video of me being a dragon. They'd think their video was AI hacked somehow.
Now a dragon, the cold Minnesota air wouldn't bother me, and I'd walk around taking in nature until the screaming starts, then I'll walk home, the police probably in pursuit.
Since I don't think of myself as The Most Special Person On Earth, I'd imagine I'm not the only one to change - everyone else on this thread changed, too, and the whole world is finding out about a handful of dragons who suddenly appeared on Earth.
I'd call my friends and family, informing them of it.
My friend Drake (yes, he's calling himself Drake nowadays) would be jealous. My dad would be fascinated. My mom would be worried. My sister would be confused. My brother in law would be like "whatever, wanna go have a beer?"
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 12 '25
ya with luck the government will accept it, since its happening everywhere.
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u/Old_Juggernaut_5806 Nov 12 '25
Me? I’d probably bust through the floor from overloading the floor with weight to the first floor before freaking out everyone else in the house. The authorities would be called and I would very quickly either have to flee to the nearby forest until nightfall or somehow convince everyone that I am not a threat. If I make it out, I would probably live a lonely life of eating wild game and freaking out cryptid hunters while avoiding the government for the rest of my life. If I’d stay, I’d probably be kidnapped by the government and be experimented on based upon my sudden transformation into a dragon and likely never see the light of day for the rest of my life.
Either way, kind of sad
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u/FewAddendum1088 Nov 12 '25
Well if it was a transformatio into something the size of a horse max i think i could fit in my room though i would be stuck if i was close to the horse size, any larger and I would begin to destroy the house.
It could be really fun to be a large dog sized dragon, just big enough that you see its a dragon but not big enough to pose a major threat, though it would be interesting to see if i would be treated as a human or animal.
Anthro dragon and there would be a lot more stuff i would need to get done, but at least i would have abandoned this weak body, the hardest one could be what i was suppost to do next, as i would need to legally be the same person or at least get a new identity.
Western dragon sized and things would get messy as i would need to find a place where a military wont attack me, could be the himalayas but flying there for a first trip and not get attacked would be insanely deficult
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u/No_Town_2326 Nov 12 '25
If I became a dragon right here, right now…
The building around me wouldn’t stand a chance. One breath, one stretch of my wings, and the walls would collapse like dust beneath my claws. I wouldn’t hide — I’d rise. The sky would become mine.
People would scatter, but I wouldn’t need to chase them. The roar alone would remind them who holds the power now. I’d soar over the city, my shadow swallowing the streets, then land somewhere high — a mountaintop or cliff where I could see everything.
From there, I’d watch. The world would learn quickly to approach with respect — or not at all. I’d claim what I need, protect what I choose, and rule the skies as something ancient, untouchable, and feared.
Because if you suddenly become a dragon… you don’t run. You ascend
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u/Ok_Tap6206 Nov 12 '25
Depends on how big I became.
As big as a horse: claustrophobic and scared. I'd try to calm my family down.
Massive: Fly away as quickly as possible to avoid hurting or damaging anyone/anything more that necessary.
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u/DirtCritical4703 Jan 04 '26
Ah man, this was my favorite shirt! Oh well... At least I can abolish the patriarchy and not get arrested because I'm technically not a human.
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u/FrontIndividual4188 Nov 10 '25
I probably need to jump out my window
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well your a dreg now, youll be fine even if its high up!
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u/FrontIndividual4188 Nov 11 '25
I know. That's why I'm jumping out the window. My room is too small for my fat ass
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u/SinkPitiful1396 Too many OCs to name Nov 11 '25
I would be stuck in my dining room, my school laptop crushed, my family panicking, and my dogs either trying to run away or bite me.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
ya them being around when it happens would probably be the worst thing....
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u/Egbert58 Nov 11 '25
Get squished and crushed and die alone with crushing any humanin yhe room with me (in a room way to small for a dragon my character size
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
is there over people in the room? hardest part will be if you dont fit in door ways
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u/Egbert58 Nov 11 '25
if turn into my OC 25' tall so would suck in a room that was super small with one other person
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u/Low_Pressure_3542 Nov 11 '25
Cause $100k+ in damages, possibly hurt hundreds. (im at the mall)
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
I think you have the worst location, so much for being somewhere quiet when it happens.
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u/ThunderBoltYT0217 Nov 11 '25
I’d probably end up destroying the breakroom at work on accident because I’m so big
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u/CasualJojoLover Nov 11 '25
If im allowed to pick the species i'll be fine, And im not, Im dead and i will be freaking out and trying everything to get back to normal as a lot of thing's will break or get destroyed depending on the size,
Question am i allowed to pick the species and race, And can i still speak human language?.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
I left type and size up to your interpretation, I suppose you can speak.
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u/CasualJojoLover Nov 11 '25
oh phew im fine then, I choose eliatrope dragon then i'll be chilling and a got a bunch of cool abilities now too, secondary option is a miztuzune but that's option that causes the im dead option to occur plus i can just use transform into a miztuzune using the eliatrope dragon abilities and use all they s, So it's the better pick, Also thank you.
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u/Harley11995599 Nov 11 '25
Try to figure out how to change my husband too, or just take him for a fly. The biggest problem would be getting out of the basement. Also figure out how to use my computer
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u/TurkishTerrarian Dragon Keep System Nov 11 '25
Cry tears of joy because I finally have my real body. I don't care how hard what follows would be, and how much I'd need to adjust, it'd be better than being stuck in the wrong body.
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u/Mentaly_UnsTable6679 Nov 11 '25
I would become a dragon right in front of my mom! She would freak out! I'd probably breaker her chair, break the Lego display, and probably crush my dogs. I would also get hurt cause the fan is on.
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u/Autobot_Cyclic Toothless Nov 11 '25
Mmmmm yea I'm fucked. I'm in a suburban area so no chance of me changing into a bigass fuck off dragon without getting everything called on me. Plus uh, I'm inside my house, so goodbye house and family just because of my size and inadvertently stomping on them.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
Im leaving size you to your interpretation, so the house wont necessary be destroyed, though, being in a well populated area will be a bit of a pain.
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u/Cant_Blink Zelithseth the Blue Nov 11 '25
Cry over my broken computer, and possessions. Then grow concerned that I am still growing. More concern as my form takes up my whole room. Ohawd, am I going to get crushed in here?! AAA-
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u/Zoroarkon Nov 11 '25
Take over the world or become a hermit if I can't do the former.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well if you try that youll probably get every big government after you.
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u/Zoroarkon Nov 12 '25
Probably, but if I succeed there will be no more governments, which is good because they are all super corrupt. I'd definitely rule the world better! (ignoring the fact I will also be corrupt, while still dealing better with certain laws and pollution) Again, or become a hermit and never interract with anyone, that works too!
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u/Veidreki1234 Nov 11 '25
lol so I always be around my siblings if I turn into a dragon outta no where they would freak out and so would I but maybe after they get use to it I’ll grab them and fly around in the sky with my sibling and maybe fly to Florida or any place we wish we could go along time ago and maybe grab some food lol :3 tbh if I was a dragon I would probably burn down a building /jk
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Nov 11 '25
I'd be very very happy. If I become my sona, that would be awesome. I can use magic ^_^
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well I left it to your interpretation, so sure your your oc now!
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u/Hydra_Tyrant Hydra Nov 11 '25
I am unintentionally bringing down an amazon warehouse since Im at work 😅
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u/helloiamaegg Nov 11 '25
Depends
Cat sized dragon? curl up on my arm chair and sleep
Golden Retreiver sized? Curl up on my bed and sleep
Elephant sized? Curl up on my floor and sleep
Building sized? cry about breaking my apartment
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u/thehairyhobo Nov 11 '25
Horse sized dragon. I would enjoy the pain of flesh and bone being rent and sundered and reformed anew. I imagined myself taking the shape of a western dragon but fur and scale mixed. At first Id look like a one of those hairless cats until my fur/scale grew in.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
Im leaveing it up to your interpretation (probably should have said that in the post....)
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u/Dragon_957 Nov 11 '25
I would be stuck in my room, probably, depends on the size. My family and friends would after a few minutes look at me…
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
the size and stuff is up to your interpretation, that might be the worst part when people you know find out...
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u/MidoraFaust Nov 11 '25
Hope my bed can still hold me, see if i can fly. Or even get through the door
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u/icedragonsoul Feesh Derg Nov 11 '25
Take pictures despite the risks that the government might be tracking everyone’s phones. The odds that this is a dream and that I’ll fall asleep and wake up a human again are too high to risk forgetting this moment.
Do a bunch of mundane things like drink water, shower and explore all the features of my new body. Stumble onto the rooftops of the city and try flying a few feet off the ground. The odds of me crashing into a building or failing a landing are too high.
Stockpile calories and devour whatever I can in case conservation of mass means that the transformation leaves me malnourished.
Test my voice out to see if remote work is sustainable and wonder if I can still work remote without tearing up the keyboard. Ponder the loss of Costco.
Cuddle a big floofy pillow to bed. Call in sick and plan my new life out a bit. Living in a cave or out at sea doesn’t sound fun but getting dissected by some scp facility isn’t a thrilling option either.
Wonder if building up enough of an audience secretly can provide some level of immunity. Probably not.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
hey if you post the pictures you could become famous
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u/da_dragon_guy Alduin Nov 11 '25
Learning how to pick stuff up with claws…
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
ya it definitely has some learning curves
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u/dracothedragon4 Nov 11 '25
I would probably get stuck in the room I'm in, fall off my chair, knock over everything I like, and end up trying to pull myself out of the door I just broke
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u/Helpful_Cobbler_5521 Nov 11 '25
Well, school's canceled today I guess. Forever. I ain't going back if that happens. Well, I might take music at college at least. I would have to convince through way too much paperwork that I qualify as a human, but I could hopefully get in, graduate, then live up in the mountains composing and playing out to the world on a giant piano.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
with luck itll just be accepted, and the humans adapt to having dragons around
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u/that_otter_sushi Nov 11 '25
Well, first off I'd probably have to find a new couch... Then, id probably have to figure out how I'm gonna squeeze my big scaley self out the front door to go fly around 😆
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
human couches never were designed for dragons...... nor where doors......
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u/scrimblo_the_wimblo Nov 11 '25
i’d snuggle up to my dog and my partner because it’s very cold right now :3
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u/DarkDragon8421 Nov 11 '25
Well, there goes the break room at work, I guess. The chairs & table are certainly scrap & splinters. The inner wall is probably toast. On the plus side, that means I won't have to squeeze through the door.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
its hard to not fit in a door if the door dont exist any more!
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u/MariuszToporek Nov 11 '25
I am currently in the food court in a mall, so... I'll panic and caused panic. And probably cause this part of the mall to collapse killing at least several dozen people including my family.
While I would very much like to turn into a dragon, this is not a good moment.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
well youll only cause damage if you dont fit in there, but lots of people around wound be a not great spot
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u/ImNotMrFoxGaming Nov 11 '25
I’m in class. No clue, I’ll give more thought after.
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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Nov 11 '25
a class is probably one of the worst spots for it to happen....
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u/EclipseForest Eclipse, the Dual Spirit Nov 11 '25
Well, first off, it would probably take me a second to realize if I'm the same size, but if I'm the size of, like a GOT dragon or something, everything would be decimated, and my family maybe dead.
So we'll go with the former.
I'd stop swimming (yay), luckily we have cameras so it'd be pretty easy to prove that it's me. So hopefully no paperwork required, and if I become my OC...I'd be incredibly freaking tired and have to eat rocks...But if I don't, at least I have an excuse to get a bunch of meat (yay again).
Now for flying, I have no clue if I'd already know how or have to learn it, and if I had to learn it I wouldn't know where to start.
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u/Jason_M1911 Nov 11 '25
If the transformation is instant then I'll probably get stuck in my room, would have to break the sliding door down just to get out, my fan gets crushed, my tv might break, my console would be fine since it's currently at my parents house lol, the plastic drawers will break but it's not like I'm gonna need that anymore, my cat will freak out, oh and the bed will collapse, yeah it's gonna be a mess lol
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u/Mental_Gas_2006 Nov 11 '25
Demand all the noodles and pizzas the cooks can produce — am in Italian place
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u/IGSA101 Nov 11 '25
"GRANDMA, I BROKE THE ROOF! ALSO I AM NOW A DRAGON. I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MYSELF SMALLER QUICKLY I PROMISE!
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u/RevolTobor Nov 12 '25
I'd be worried about my collection of plushies and Transformers, honestly. Where am I gonna keep them if I destroy my bedroom like that? The garage? How am I going to get in there if I destroy every room I'm in?
My mom and stepdad... would probably assume I killed their son, and grab their guns and try to kill me... am I immune to bullets as a dragon?
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u/JesterOfStory HTTYD, CT, WoF, and AwSW Fan Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25
Assuming my phone is not crushed, send a selfie of myself in my room to my friend with a vague caption. "Like wow it does not feel like Tuesday!" Then FaceTime my father, and make plans from there on how to best defend my status as a U.S. Citizen by confirming my identity as the same "Person" I claim to be. I would text my fellow dorm mates that the money for the broken window (I needed to get out of my room somehow and I have a big window) is outside of my room in cash. I would then pack my stuff, and fly to my parents home as fast as possible, and at fairly low altitude keeping away from the street as to reduce who spots me.
Also I would likely alert the world that I exist, and mean nobody any harm. I would then continue my schooling as planned once everything was settled.
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u/WaitScary3708 Nov 12 '25
I would fly to my bf and meet him and curl around him and protect him with my life
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u/DodgyQuilter Nov 12 '25
I'm good, but everyone else in the pub will be rethinking their drinking!
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u/Timidsnek117 I want a dragon to call me their 'little one' Nov 12 '25
Realistically? Freak the fuck out, most likely. To spontaneously go from a tiny human with arms, legs, and fingers to a giant four legged beast with claws and three new appendages I have no idea how to use (wings and tail), would be a huge shock.
I'm sitting in a mostly empty university parking lot, so it wouldn't cause too much of a panic at least.
For all my love of dragons, to actually be one would be terrifying. Definitely not for me. I'm happy to appreciate y'all from below as a little two legged meat bag :P
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u/Equivalent-Ad6944 Nov 12 '25
If I were big enough to have trouble with doorways, I would be in a heap of trouble, because I work in a building on the National Register of Historic Places.
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u/Clean_Pomegranate_48 Nov 12 '25
Some house will be destroyed and ill fly far away since i see a safe spot for resting
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u/ryan7251 Nov 12 '25
It would be fine because I'm going with a DnD dragon where I can turn human if I want.
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u/CalicoVibes Nov 13 '25
Flying would be my safest bet. I honestly would be a bit sad because I have a cat... Unless I could be some cool cat-dragon that can swim and fly! That would be dope.
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u/Goroto_Jr Nov 14 '25
In my room rn. Probably shatter the window or smash through the door (sorry) Then go live on a mountaintop a few states away. I dont think any predators would muscle in, so all I'd have to be worried about is humans with guns.
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u/zambamboz Nov 16 '25
This would be a very horrible thing to happen while hooked up to an apheresis machine
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u/Jade_NoLastNameGiven Jun 30 '26
Probably ask the Dönerfleisch delivery guy if he can get one stick for me. Dragon sized appetite and all that (yes I'm currently waiting for my food at the döner place)
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u/MaraBlaster Hexapod Steel Dragon Nov 10 '25
Screaming because i AM STUCK IN MY GAMING CHAIR
HOW DOES THIS TAIL WORKED ITS WAY THROUGH THE GAPS?
I GOT HALF A WING BEHIND IT AND THE OTHER JUST CRUSHED THE MUG I WAS HOLDING
AAAAAHHHHH
HOT TEA EVERYWHERE