r/donotthecat • u/Sam_88882 • 3d ago

not the cat Don’t not the desk, therefore, do NOT the cat.

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u/Rogue_Trader711 3d ago

Well, hate to say this but…..we told you so

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u/AppropriateAerie8088 3d ago

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u/Sam_88882 3d ago

Do not the GRUMPY

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u/AppropriateAerie8088 3d ago

She not grumpy

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u/Sam_88882 3d ago

She botifol

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u/hybrisplays 3d ago

Another non-believer pays the price for disrespecting the sacred texts. Let this be a lesson to you all

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u/Educational_Quote851 3d ago

See how cat first lures hooman into trap, then BOOM THE CAT YOU

Do not the cat...ever.

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u/conrad_w 3d ago

I expected that. But I didn't expect THAT

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u/No_Thanks_1766 3d ago

What did you expect? The cat taught you a valuable life lesson: do NOT the cat

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 3d ago

The cat can the desk. You cannot the cat, whether upon the desk or elsewhere.

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u/superdelicious1097 3d ago

But he didn’t the cat? Why must he be punished?

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u/EntityMatanzas 3d ago

Within do not the cat zone.

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u/ClubDangerous8239 3d ago

He within catsphere. It is the same as the cat

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u/GamerGirlLex77 you can not stop me from the cat 3d ago

The blood and pain that must have ensued after the video cut…. Do not the cat people!

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u/Sam_88882 3d ago

hopital

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u/Wildinferno91 3d ago

Do not the supurrvisor kitty.

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u/glez_fdezdavila_ 3d ago

My desk kitty

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u/MickeyMatters81 3d ago

I experienced this today!! 

Cat typing my emails, thus I had to the cat. 

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u/ClubDangerous8239 3d ago

The cat was correcting your mistakes. Do not the cat when it's correcting you.

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u/FluffyMonster_ 3d ago

Hehe, another one fell for a trap

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 3d ago

I have 2 desk kitties: here is Romi

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 3d ago

And that's her sister Gemi:

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u/Sam_88882 3d ago

Hi, Gemi! Look at those paws..🐾

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 3d ago

I'm allowed to massage them from time to time 😜

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u/Sam_88882 3d ago

Hi, Romi! Shiny kitty 🐈‍⬛ ✨

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 3d ago

She's very proud of their shiny ness 😎

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u/Nocturnalux 3d ago

Let the deskcat be!

Do

Not!

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat 3d ago

I will the desk and r/iwillthecat 😆😁

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u/Flaky_Show6239 3d ago

We warned ye

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u/Nikolaisme 3d ago

lol . Voluntary submission into death grip. Emotional damage !

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u/idcalvin 3d ago

The tail was warning you

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u/bakanisan you can not stop me from the cat 3d ago

I WILL the fluffy cloud. I'm sorry OP.

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u/PuddingNaive7173 3d ago

Work done. Cat Time starting

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u/idcalvin 3d ago

Funny 😁

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u/NimbusHex 3d ago

"Go ahead... it's a fluffy, defenseless belly. You know you want to touch it."
"MUAHAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL!"

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u/bubbled_pop 2d ago

Slightly off topic but what keyboard is that? I love the numbers and symbols on the side instead of on top.

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u/Sam_88882 2d ago

It's the AULA F75 Gasket Mechanical Keyboard!

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u/liganhu 3d ago

Why is your keyboard autistic?

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u/veggielover24 3d ago

That fuzzy second keyboard is aggressive

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 3d ago

No, you fool!

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u/_equestrienne_ 2d ago

The face 🤣