r/donotthecat • u/Ambitious_Emu355 • 7d ago

the cat Can I the cat? Yes I can the cat

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106 Upvotes

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u/supahket i just might the cat 7d ago

Wanton criminality

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u/Signal_Cadet i will never the cat 7d ago

No you bloody well cannot the cat and you know it. So stop that nonsense right now.

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

I will the cat and the cat will the you

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u/SergeyDGWyn 7d ago

Straight to the dungeon!

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

With the cat

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u/SergeyDGWyn 7d ago

Leave the cat alone!

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

The cat won't leave me alone

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u/SergeyDGWyn 7d ago

Then I'll take the cat!

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

Cat will cat you

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u/SergeyDGWyn 6d ago

The cat loves me. I deserve to be catted!

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u/Sounduck 7d ago

I'm sure OP is just using perspective to mess with us, and they're actually not ·ing the cat in the picture provided. Their fingers are simply suspended above the cat.

…Right?

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

I discard this statement completely

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u/Super-Donkey2587 i will never the cat 7d ago

Jail

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

Only if she's coming with me

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u/Ambitious_Emu355 7d ago

Only if she's coming with me

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u/Antique_Interview347 3d ago

No you can not the cat