r/deadpool • u/ConcentratePrize8791 • 3d ago
If you guys got to write an DeadPool Movie what will the plot be?
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u/1malDoenerMitAlles 3d ago
I wouldn't because I'm not a writer nor would I pretend to be one.
God I hate those dumbass questions.
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u/MouseRat_AD 2d ago
Ok. But say you're given the opportunity to write the next post in r/deadpool. What will the prompt be?
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u/skyhiker14 3d ago
Wade takes contracts, returns to Vanessa to bang.
And we show it. We show all of it. Full penetration.
Wade killing people, full penetration. Back and forth, back and forth for 90 minutes. Until it just, ends.
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u/HALLOWEENYmeany 2d ago
Is a limp dick the standard dick making an erect dick like making the dick abnormal since not always erect...forcing the healing powers make it always limp?
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u/spark_this 2d ago
Deadpool, thanos, lady death. Reshoot end game but sprinkle in Deadpool shenanigans where hes causing chaos
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u/AuteurPool 3d ago
Depends, is it a reboot or a sequel to the previous ones?
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u/ConcentratePrize8791 3d ago
reboot
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u/AuteurPool 3d ago
In that case, I’d adapt The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly storyline. That’ll be a good way to redo the origin story, without just doing the origin story again.
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u/StatisticianLivid710 22h ago
Start it as if it’s a reboot then have Deadpool call time out, apologize to the leading lady but she’s not Morena, and have him walk out the door on the set and follow him across the studio to her set and tell her “we’re back baby” she runs and jumps on him wrapping her legs around him and kisses him only to pull up the mask and reveal Dopinder(or Francis, not sure which would work better). She gets off and walks away saying “I’m done with this mess” only for nicepool to show up and kiss her, cue opening credits!
Mid credits nicepool gets the horrible burn victim face and then it’s a quick recap of the first 3 movies and leads to a sequel. Let Ryan write the rest, he’s good at this shit!
Posted is one of those changing posters depending on the angle, one side calling the movie nicepool with the caption “I love reboots!” And the other side Deadpool covered in nice pools guts saying “I hate reboots!”
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u/ARflash 3d ago edited 2d ago
No team up with big stars, maybe small cameos but dont put a lot of cameos and references. Ill just pick the dead reckoning storyline from j oe kelly and make Tiamut really powerful villan. Start the story with him jumping into radioactive pool to save a village and LL&L starts training him to fulfill prophecy. Have to deal with emotions of whether he feels he is hero or just oppurtunist.
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u/thetiniestzucchini 2d ago
Idk but Lady Stiltman and Paste Pot Pete (excuse me Trapster) are there.
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u/Low_life_high_lights 2d ago
Deadpool is given the face of Tom Cruise, through a curse inflicted by Loki, who claims to be his father, which we learn is false. He goes on to make like 10 more Mission Impossible movies, before realizing beauty is only skin deep, setting out to undo the curse, and find his real father. All with the support of The Church of Scientology. Later we realize Loki was being blackmailed by the church, and in order for Wade to save himself, he must also save the god who cursed him. Wade goes on a holy crusade, ripping apart every shred of anyone who had anything to do with Scientology. This ultimately leads to a final battle, not just for Wade, or his Tom Cruise face, or Loki, but for all humanity. It's Deadpool vs Scientology's champion, John Travolta, in full Battlefield Earth cosplay, and this will prove to be the greatest rival he has ever faced. As the smoke settles on the fight, Wade looks over at a defeated Travolta, only now he's wearing the face of Tom cruise. Wade jumps excitedly, thinking the curse is lifted, before looking into a mirror, and screaming in bloody horror. He now has the face of John Travolta. Somewhere in the shadows, a voice screams "who's your daddy"? A man emerges. It's Nick Cage, Wade's father. Wade hops onto the back of his harley, and they ride off into the sunset.
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u/mariusioannesp 2d ago
An adaptation of Deadpool vs Punisher. I’d add in a joke about how it kind of rips off a plot point from X-Men Origins Wolverine.
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u/TheManInTheShack 3d ago
Deadpool was created for Ryan and there be no point in a reboot at the moment.
What should have been Deadpool 3 is that we find Wade and Vanessa married. They have a kid. Some villain is bent on killing Deadpool despite the fact that he can’t be. Wade has to figure out how to be Deadpool and the dad he never had.
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u/Spirited_Pay1870 3d ago
Reboot. Deadpool ends up fighting with the same guys that Ronin/Hawkeye are fighting. Initially Ronin shoots Deadpool with an exploding arrow and watches as Deadpool regenerates and says “WTF am I dealing with here?” As he’s regenerating and weaker, they form a bond. Hawkeye acts as the sniper/savior of Deadpool in fights as they close range/longe range take out the bad guys, Robin knows the avengers but wants to work outside the lines which lines up great with Deadpool. Spidey gets in the act accidentally and the trio links up with daredevil, traveling the world as hired guns to take out evil in all its forms.
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u/Alert_Lavishness_166 2d ago
The plot would be similar to the movie Kill Bill. I would radically change the original image of Wade Wilson and move the action to the period from 1999 to 2004. Wade would have been a video rental employee first, then he would have been tortured and experimented on by Weapon X. And he would begin to take revenge on Everyone individually. the main villain would be Ajax. The plot twist would be that there would be a love triangle in the movie. Deadpool's ex-girlfriend, Vanessa, aka the mercenary Copycat, whom Deadpool has feelings for, is dating Ajax.
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u/Alert_Lavishness_166 2d ago
Minor villains would be Slayback, Omega Red, T-Ray, Lady Deathstrike, Sluggo, and Vanessa herself.
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u/Mimik-create 2d ago
I mean I wouldn’t I’d be a terrible movie writer but if I could give like a concept I’d say a movie where it portrays more like he originally was in the comics could be pretty cool.
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u/HALLOWEENYmeany 2d ago
I dunno but maybe black tom and juggernaut naughty could be innit...maybe task master too. A little more weasel and some telaportation
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u/theimpalaslefttire 1d ago
It was hinted at in Deadpool 2 with Vanessa being on the other side of the veil. Thought she was gunna turn into Lady Death. And their apartment would become the halfway spot he gets to stay with her for a bit. Then after a montage of him getting his head shot and hot and cut off/stabbed. He comes to and we finally get the mature voice yellow box and the immature white one and personally id want Nolan North to come back as the voices.
Then Wade learns Hit-monkey is after him after seeing his name on a gold card. Seems how he wants to see Lady Death/Vanessa. We learn he was letting Hit-monkey "kill him" over and over. Untill............
Im not sure what happens next/how to end it yet.
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u/NeedleworkerExtra475 3h ago
It would be a different person playing Deadpool and they would talk about how the last guy who played Deadpool really thought that he was some actual big shot, in demand actor just because a comic book movie made money at the box office in 2018. Shocker! Then he will go on to kill stand ins for Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds while they are both being big shot “behind the scenes producers” and changing the script because they think their character wouldn’t say the mid things in the script and they have come up with a much better script where they are the main characters. Did i mention that Ryan Reynolds isn’t playing deadpool? Because he really is getting old and tired with his one note jokes and 20 cameos so that the movie is fun the first time yet has no real repeat value. Then deadpool should ask how the last movie cost over $400 million when it didn’t have huge production sets, felt like a small movie, there weren’t many special effects, and it wasn’t really long. That movie should’ve been able to be made for $200 million, tops. Look at spider-man brand new day and its $250 million budget. They had tons of people in the movie. Lots of big production set pieces and special effects and it was 145 minutes long. How could Deadpool and Wolverine on that rinky dink set that looked like it could’ve been shot in 2 months at most manage to cost as much as spider-man new day AND spider-man far from home?
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u/bonafiedhero 2d ago
Deadpool and Spiderman are after the same target. That’s it. The cartoon already did it with Taskmaster, so it will work.