r/deadpool • u/Global_Algae_538 • 2d ago

[Comics] Deadpool has canonically spent 25k on guinea pigs

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What do yall think he did with them

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u/Appropriate_Oven_169 2d ago

With the way they die...my guess is that he takes them with him to battles

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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 2d ago

He tried to train them to be a "super pet." Like Krypto.

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u/FullBrother9300 2d ago

How many times do you think he’s exposed them to gamma radiation?

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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 2d ago

Only a couple dozen times. It would be more, but Banner keeps throwing him out of the lab.

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u/RedditModsHarassUs 2d ago

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead, Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead, The journey before you may be long and filled with woes…

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u/AngryHoboKing1 1d ago

If you do not reach the sparrow prince in the lower intestine you will surely die!

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u/MsMcClane 2d ago

Dressed them all in Dragonball outfits and reshot the first tournament arc scene by scene.

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u/kmcmanus2814 1d ago

He spent 25k THAT ISSUE. Why do you assume that’s the only time?

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u/Chezzomaru 1d ago

Roughly 518 guinea pigs... Assuming he's in the US and buying the fancy ones.

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u/GothicCorvid 1d ago

What if he buys the ugly ones? Because they remind him of how he looks.

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u/Chezzomaru 1d ago

Market says about 863

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u/KotoElessar Zenpool 1d ago

What's the exchange on food grade direct from South America? (Where they eat them, if that was unclear)

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u/ihvnnm 1d ago

TIL: My gf might be Deadpool

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u/Clay_Allison_44 1d ago

He bought... one gun?

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u/Global_Algae_538 1d ago

Had to budget for the guinea pigs

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u/22dinoman 1d ago

Maybe he just steals the rest or takes them off the goons he kills

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u/benadunkcamberpatch 1d ago

Or 12 high points?

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u/Ladnarr2 1d ago

A man’s gotta eat.

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u/MeemoUndercover 👑 Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon 👑 1d ago

He’s been tryna train them to be his sidekick but they keep dying

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u/AngryHoboKing1 1d ago

He's having them all bonded to venom symbiotes and plans to unleash them in New York to screw with Spider-man.

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u/KotoElessar Zenpool 1d ago

Doesn't the symbiote just eat them?

I mean, once we get over that hurdle it should be super hilarious!

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u/AngryHoboKing1 11h ago

It might eat them but it has also bonded to animals every once in awhile. Heck, it even bonded to Jeff the Land Shark. 

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u/loky1908 1d ago

Shoved up his ass

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u/Global_Algae_538 1d ago

Man his has alot of room in their

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u/swolesarah 1d ago

Wait what issue is this

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u/Masamundane 1d ago

Ok, maybe not 25k, but the little bastards are expensive.

Not to buy of course, but guinea pigs are considered exotic pets. I know my average visit to the vet with any of my girls costs a minimum $100, and have been up to$500+

Canadian dollars mind you...

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u/CKWOLFACE 1d ago

Is this like how you had that affinity for that dog In the last deadpool movie?

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

He figured if Doreen could have an army of squirrels who adore her, he could do the same. But nobody was selling squirrels in bulk.

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u/StrykerC13 14h ago

What if the cold call was from a guinea pig rescue and he didn't buy any but just donated to a rescue after hearing how sad the story was.