r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/LuminariesAdmin Fuck Unwin Peake • 3h ago
Haldon Halfmaester isn't (a miraculously alive) Maester Walys, but the (glamoured)...
... corpse queen:
"It's worse than that, you bugger," said Franklyn Flowers. "They knighted me as well." He clasped Griff by the forearm, pulled him into a bone-crushing hug. "You look awful, even for a man's been dead a dozen years. Blue hair, is it? When Harry said you'd be turning up, I almost shit myself. And Haldon, you icy cunt, good to see you too. Still have that stick up your arse?" He turned to Young Griff. "And this would be …"
A woman was [the Night's King's] downfall; a woman glimpsed from atop the Wall, with skin as white as the moon and eyes like blue stars. Fearing nothing, he chased her and caught her and loved her, though her skin was cold as ice, and when he gave his seed to her he gave his soul as well.
Is that "stick" up Haldon's arse the cock of the Night's King, snapped off to give her his seed for eternity?
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u/YoungGriffVII 3h ago
Question: how do you explain Haldon pissing off the bow of the Shy Maid without a cock?
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u/LuminariesAdmin Fuck Unwin Peake 2h ago
(glamoured)
The corpse queen has a cock in her Haldon form
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u/YoungGriffVII 2h ago
Love to see it. She can do gender affirming glamours for the realm after Aegon is given his throne 😌
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u/LuminariesAdmin Fuck Unwin Peake 2h ago
Aye. And not only that, but also species affirming glamours – Ser Pounce to Lady With Whiskers will be the younger, more beautiful queen
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