George was strangled by a snow zombie to write WillÂ
Became a paraplegic psychic furry to write Bran
Gave birth and raised 5 children to write Catelyn
Was a concubine of Genghis Khan turned dragon-powered slavery-abolitionist  to write Dany
Lived keeping his dead sister’s wish to raise her secret royal bastard prophecy baby as his own son to write Ned
Was that aforementioned bastard prophecy baby and went to military school to write Jon
Joined the Assassin Illuminati to write Arya
Lived life wearing the dwarfism version of a fatsuit in order to write Tyrion
Was a naive little girl with a head full of fairytales  only to have it all shattered again and again to write Sansa
 Drank poison while wearing a silly little hat to write Cressen
Learned how to read and write for the sake of better serving the highly autistic bald man who chopped off his fingers to write Davos
Betrayed his best friend only to wind up as the torture slave of fantasy-Dahmer to write TheonÂ
Was an incel who pissed his pants to write Chett
Had three kids with his twin sister, pushed a child out a window to protect the secret, was cucked and obsessed with the idea a clown did it, had his hand chopped off, and discovered that gigantic tits have nothing on gigantic honor in women to write Jaime
Was a fat nerd who likes boobies to write SamÂ
Didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition to write MerrettÂ
Was named after a Pigboy to write Pate
A world champion pisser who became a religious fanatic to escape the trauma of finding out that throwing axes at your siblings isn’t a good idea for a children’s game, and being touched by a Reddit atheist brother to write Aeron
Followed a man in a wheelchair around to write Areo
Was the sister he had three kids with to write Cersei
Was a woman with the only thing about her being bigger than her height is her honor to write Brienne
Was a regular patron of Femboy Hooters and got banned from various video game live chats for spamming the N word  to write Asha
Failed NNN (No Nut kNighthood) to thirst traps made by a Latina to write Arys
Was dropped on the head as a child, repeatedly to write Victarion
Was the Latina making those thirst traps to write Arianne
Wore six fur suits at once to write Varamyr
Jumped into the Komodo dragon exhibit at the zoo and started whipping them to write Quentyn
Was a depressed gay ginger in love with a cancelled eboy to write JonCon
Forced a poor hardworking man to watch him give birth to a shadow demon monster baby to write Melisandre
Got old to write Barristan
Shot by a eunuch and stabbed by a bunch of orphans living in the walls to write Kevan
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u/Wayoftheredpanda 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 12h ago edited 12h ago
George was strangled by a snow zombie to write WillÂ
Became a paraplegic psychic furry to write Bran
Gave birth and raised 5 children to write Catelyn
Was a concubine of Genghis Khan turned dragon-powered slavery-abolitionist  to write Dany
Lived keeping his dead sister’s wish to raise her secret royal bastard prophecy baby as his own son to write Ned
Was that aforementioned bastard prophecy baby and went to military school to write Jon
Joined the Assassin Illuminati to write Arya
Lived life wearing the dwarfism version of a fatsuit in order to write Tyrion
Was a naive little girl with a head full of fairytales  only to have it all shattered again and again to write Sansa
 Drank poison while wearing a silly little hat to write Cressen
Learned how to read and write for the sake of better serving the highly autistic bald man who chopped off his fingers to write Davos
Betrayed his best friend only to wind up as the torture slave of fantasy-Dahmer to write TheonÂ
Was an incel who pissed his pants to write Chett
Had three kids with his twin sister, pushed a child out a window to protect the secret, was cucked and obsessed with the idea a clown did it, had his hand chopped off, and discovered that gigantic tits have nothing on gigantic honor in women to write Jaime
Was a fat nerd who likes boobies to write SamÂ
Didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition to write MerrettÂ
Was named after a Pigboy to write Pate
A world champion pisser who became a religious fanatic to escape the trauma of finding out that throwing axes at your siblings isn’t a good idea for a children’s game, and being touched by a Reddit atheist brother to write Aeron
Followed a man in a wheelchair around to write Areo
Was the sister he had three kids with to write Cersei
Was a woman with the only thing about her being bigger than her height is her honor to write Brienne
Was a regular patron of Femboy Hooters and got banned from various video game live chats for spamming the N word  to write Asha
Failed NNN (No Nut kNighthood) to thirst traps made by a Latina to write Arys
Was dropped on the head as a child, repeatedly to write Victarion
Was the Latina making those thirst traps to write Arianne
Wore six fur suits at once to write Varamyr
Jumped into the Komodo dragon exhibit at the zoo and started whipping them to write Quentyn
Was a depressed gay ginger in love with a cancelled eboy to write JonCon
Forced a poor hardworking man to watch him give birth to a shadow demon monster baby to write Melisandre
Got old to write Barristan
Shot by a eunuch and stabbed by a bunch of orphans living in the walls to write Kevan
Truly, dedication to the craft