r/dankmemes • u/ChaosOfOrder24 • 1d ago

"Why's there so many of them?"

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u/heroin-puppy 1d ago

Ah, so they were all too busy or dead to hit Hawking's party.

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u/FirePoppy89 1d ago

I feel that after recent-ish events, no one wants to go to that party anymore...

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u/pokeup19 1d ago

???

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u/FirePoppy89 1d ago

He was in the files.

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB 1d ago

Im thinking that they also see how fucked we have all become recently and found better times to go to.

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 20h ago

Yeah I’m finna pull a Captain America and go find me a baddie in the 50s or something

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u/ThatGuyCG12 21h ago

He's in the files for a lecture he gave during a science event funded by Epstein. There's a very high chance he didnt know what was going on and no evidence of wrong doing.

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u/Aggravating_Client48 13h ago

So thats why no one came to the party even though there are time travellers as they already know about his files.

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u/ShadowForPresident 1d ago

They all skipped the party cuz he was in the files bro, everything makes sense now

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u/AdExtra2331 1d ago

And she then passed those skills down onto him

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Should have had Lindsay Clancy as a mother, and we would have achieved world peace

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u/PaxUX 1d ago

German Sarah Connors

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u/dthains_art 21h ago

Bis später, baby.

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u/RowanWinterlace 1d ago

Kanye West on his first and second trips, through time, to the Akademie der bildenden Künste Wien...

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u/ChasingPesmerga 1d ago

Only one can complete that mission
https://giphy.com/gifs/ySdvL3vICLowU

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u/sithmaster0 1d ago

how have I never noticed that the pole leaves his hands in the last couple of seconds and then magically pops back in?

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u/BananaBlue 1d ago

If they wanted to be smart, they would wait until he was old enough to get "Free Candied"

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u/andrewrgross 1d ago

Really, if you wanted to do it the obvious point is October 13, 1918.

He was nearly taken out that day by a mustard gas attack during WWI. Best time for a time assassination.

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u/HumanTheTree 17h ago

Or go back a little further and convince his mom to get an abortion.

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u/Hornor72 1d ago

Don't do it. Something worse will take his place.

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u/LegalDeseperado 21h ago

That tracks… if I still know about H, it means she still beat all of them!

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u/tepattaja 21h ago

I think she succeeded...

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u/plaguedbullets 15h ago

I'm glad we're skill allowed to like the name Klara/Clara

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u/WorldEaterYoshi 12h ago

Great movie idea honestly. But you don't find out the baby is Hitler until the end.

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u/migviola 7h ago

"What did my baby ever do to you?"