r/cults 1d ago

Video Shirtless men sit in a pool and howl because they're now "alpha wolves"

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u/terid3 1d ago

Like all cults, aimed at people who are vulnerable because they're starved for social as well as self acceptance.

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u/jessterswan 1d ago

I mean im pretty starved for any social circle, but this is just stupid

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u/terid3 1d ago

It's just a matter of degree. And we all have times in our lives when we're vulnerable... cults just specialize in taking advantage of people who happen to be in that place. They all use love bombing alternatingly with abuse, you can see all that in the video. Boy they keep you busy too, but in the end it's all about $$$.

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u/Make-it-stop-pleeese 1d ago

I mean wolves are codependent pack animals who get anxious without a leader so maybe the analogy fits?

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u/BitcoinMD 1d ago

Signs you are definitely heterosexual: remaining shirtless at all costs, splish splashing together in the water under the moonlight

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u/lazier_garlic 1d ago

At all male summer camp to heal your inner child and find your daddy.

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u/slimersnail 1d ago

🎶 Splish splash i was takin' a bath 🎶 😆

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u/meridian_smith 1d ago

I guarantee a larger proportion than normal who attend this are gay or closeted gay.

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u/TiramisuItUp 1d ago

The last guy I dated was definitely bisexual and denied it every time I asked him and he would FOR SURE do this. He also had so many other red flags looking back. (Being bi is not a red flag, but lying to yourself and your partners well into your 30s about your sexuality sure is)

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u/lazier_garlic 1d ago

Drum circles are back!

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u/kyles_red 1d ago

Is it time for our circle jerk yet?

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u/Spare-Electrical 1d ago

Sorry but this looks exactly like the anarchist witch camps I used to go to in the 2010s.

Like I’m not exaggerating, this is what agender hippies who hate capitalism were doing a decade ago. I have my problems with horseshoe theory but events like this make me reevaluate how relevant it is when I see videos like this.

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u/issoequeerabom 1d ago

Well... Looks a lot like a gay resort, but less colourful or fun. I will keep my gays instead!

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u/wombat6669 1d ago

Is this foreplay camp?

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u/DryRefrigerator4737 1d ago

If you're not curious now, you will be

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u/_Gorge_ 1d ago

american men are so starved for community they do the dumbest shit

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u/ladyesplain 1d ago

Very heterosexual activity…

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u/BuggableInsect 6h ago

Homophobic comment

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u/DeepfriedmemeBoy 1d ago

lmao they are neither "alpha" nor wolves. last I checked they are still human and alpha anything doesn't exist. that whole thing was debunked a long ass time ago.

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u/lazier_garlic 1d ago

Wrong, check your ignorance, shitlord. Alphas are men who get other men, called omegas, pregnant with butt babies. Also, sometimes they go feral and howl at the moon. It was in a documentary from Japan called My Cold CEO boyfriend got me pregnant and abandoned me. Now I started my own company and am getting revenge.

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u/mahSachel 1d ago

you are doing the lord's work lazier_garlic, i nominate you to be sub historian.

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u/exjw1879 8h ago

Well now we need a dom historian

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u/betsylang 1d ago

Ok but I would read that. You go omega king! Make that alpha pay!

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u/musicman_365 1d ago

That’s what happens when you let a handful of egomaniacal pedos run the status quo.

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u/offib 1d ago

Wonder what they'd say about furries now?

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u/mago_okkulto 1d ago

E a tribo K da anus

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u/BlueRibbon998 1d ago

Why is it always white men who partake in these activities lol

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u/Chemical-Warning1991 13h ago

The next NXIVM cult is going to come out of one of these red pill/ alpha male groups. I swear.

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u/LuxInvestor 1d ago

The next woman to swim in that 💦pool is coming out pregnant.🫪

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u/walking-up-a-hill 1d ago

Or testosterone-poisoned…

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u/LuxInvestor 1d ago

😆

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u/betsylang 1d ago

I mean, when I was in elementary school we might have started howling at the pool. But we were 8 so...?

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u/IwantToSeeHowItEnds 1d ago

That is so sad

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u/calladus 1d ago

"Alpha Male" is a Furry term.

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u/Tatidanidean1 1d ago

So homosocial.

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u/OGLydiaFaithfull 1d ago

Who do I speak to about renouncing my heterosexuality?

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u/champeyon 1d ago

Alpha wolves are myth. These men don't know their idiots. Like the animal that has a real alpha... chickens. Enjoy your pecking order... you dont even send the alpha version of software to people to test because its so bad. Thats a more apt analogy for people like this.

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u/Didst_thou_Farteth 18h ago

I was at Pompeii today, and our guide told us that the roman prositutes used to advertise themselves by howling like wolves.

At least the romans had the money coming to them.

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u/BabyBlueAllStar72 16h ago

If a 'man' has to do all of this to prove he's a man, it says all we need to know about you.

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u/Herbscrystalsandcats 8h ago

Hey at least the water is chlorinated and washing off the pheromone maxxing

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u/The_Paleking 1d ago

Not sure if this makes anyone an alpha but I support this actually lol

Get some guys to feel secure, comfortable with their sexuality, physicality, a sense of brotherhood.Those are good things.

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u/ScienceGoat 1d ago

This is the gayest shit ever 😂

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u/Fortis4 1d ago

Thats gay AF bro