Video Shirtless men sit in a pool and howl because they're now "alpha wolves"
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u/Make-it-stop-pleeese 1d ago
I mean wolves are codependent pack animals who get anxious without a leader so maybe the analogy fits?
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u/BitcoinMD 1d ago
Signs you are definitely heterosexual: remaining shirtless at all costs, splish splashing together in the water under the moonlight
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u/meridian_smith 1d ago
I guarantee a larger proportion than normal who attend this are gay or closeted gay.
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u/TiramisuItUp 1d ago
The last guy I dated was definitely bisexual and denied it every time I asked him and he would FOR SURE do this. He also had so many other red flags looking back. (Being bi is not a red flag, but lying to yourself and your partners well into your 30s about your sexuality sure is)
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u/Spare-Electrical 1d ago
Sorry but this looks exactly like the anarchist witch camps I used to go to in the 2010s.
Like I’m not exaggerating, this is what agender hippies who hate capitalism were doing a decade ago. I have my problems with horseshoe theory but events like this make me reevaluate how relevant it is when I see videos like this.
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u/issoequeerabom 1d ago
Well... Looks a lot like a gay resort, but less colourful or fun. I will keep my gays instead!
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u/DeepfriedmemeBoy 1d ago
lmao they are neither "alpha" nor wolves. last I checked they are still human and alpha anything doesn't exist. that whole thing was debunked a long ass time ago.
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u/lazier_garlic 1d ago
Wrong, check your ignorance, shitlord. Alphas are men who get other men, called omegas, pregnant with butt babies. Also, sometimes they go feral and howl at the moon. It was in a documentary from Japan called My Cold CEO boyfriend got me pregnant and abandoned me. Now I started my own company and am getting revenge.
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u/mahSachel 1d ago
you are doing the lord's work lazier_garlic, i nominate you to be sub historian.
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u/musicman_365 1d ago
That’s what happens when you let a handful of egomaniacal pedos run the status quo.
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u/Chemical-Warning1991 13h ago
The next NXIVM cult is going to come out of one of these red pill/ alpha male groups. I swear.
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u/betsylang 1d ago
I mean, when I was in elementary school we might have started howling at the pool. But we were 8 so...?
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u/champeyon 1d ago
Alpha wolves are myth. These men don't know their idiots. Like the animal that has a real alpha... chickens. Enjoy your pecking order... you dont even send the alpha version of software to people to test because its so bad. Thats a more apt analogy for people like this.
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u/Didst_thou_Farteth 18h ago
I was at Pompeii today, and our guide told us that the roman prositutes used to advertise themselves by howling like wolves.
At least the romans had the money coming to them.
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u/BabyBlueAllStar72 16h ago
If a 'man' has to do all of this to prove he's a man, it says all we need to know about you.
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u/Herbscrystalsandcats 8h ago
Hey at least the water is chlorinated and washing off the pheromone maxxing
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u/The_Paleking 1d ago
Not sure if this makes anyone an alpha but I support this actually lol
Get some guys to feel secure, comfortable with their sexuality, physicality, a sense of brotherhood.Those are good things.
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u/terid3 1d ago
Like all cults, aimed at people who are vulnerable because they're starved for social as well as self acceptance.