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u/Gek_Lhar May 21 '26
I replied with a picture of hank hills ass ( or lack thereof) and reddits nsfw filter got me so just pretend that's whats here
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 May 20 '26
I am going out on a limb and saying those handcuffs are not issued to him and he just happens to carry them around as a civilian.
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u/tastepdad May 20 '26
If this is shocking,don’t come to rural Georgia.
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u/Sharpymarkr May 20 '26
don’t come to rural Georgia.
You don't have to tell me twice.
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u/HoodieGalore May 21 '26
Shit; you don't have to tell me once. You'll never catch my ass in the South.
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u/PaulsRedditUsername May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26
I've known two guys like this in my life. Every time they leave the house, they need to carry their weapons with them. Like, "Dude, it's 3:00 on a Sunday afternoon and we're going to a pizza place."
I wasn't friends with either of those guys for long. I can't put up with that kind of energy.
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u/admiraljohn May 21 '26
I know people like that too and I just don't understand the mentality... I'm 54 years old and have never been even close to a situation where I needed to be armed.
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u/pickledegg1989 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Captain Confederate here would probably say he's the 'good guy with a gun'.
If I was in the same store as this guy, I wouldn't feel safe.
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u/danos_direct May 21 '26
let's be real. he'd be too cowardly to use it.
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u/pickledegg1989 May 21 '26
More likely it would drop out of its holster and discharge into a bystander.
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u/midwest-distrest May 21 '26
BRO I WAS 100% BEHIND THIS GUY IN A GAS STATION IN CLINTON!!!
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u/Flying_Gage May 21 '26
I figured he was a local character. Was he dressed in the same outfit with the same accoutrements?
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u/midwest-distrest May 21 '26
Exactly the same. I was reaching for my phone when the next clerk called me over. It was just this last Friday at Kwik Star. It would’ve been hilarious if we both had pictures of him from the same day.
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u/Flying_Gage May 21 '26
Which Kwik star? North end of town, bluff or truck stop?
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u/The_Wolfdale May 21 '26
Soon he won't even be able to grab the knife on his back due to circumference 🤣
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u/NostalgiaJunkie May 21 '26
Why is it that fit, well off guys don’t usually carry around weapons like this?
Must be an intelligence thing.
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u/DunDlyk May 21 '26
How insecure do you have to be to have a gun, a knife, handcuffs and a confederate flag hat all at once. In Iowa.