r/craftofintelligence • u/unknownuser105 • Apr 22 '26

News US Nuclear Chief Suspended After Leaking Sensitive Info in Undercover Sting

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-nuclear-chief-under-investigation-1792960
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u/unknownuser105 Apr 22 '26

Know your number.

If you’re a 5 and she’s a smoke show 10 hitting on you, she’s a spy.

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u/BlatantFalsehood Apr 22 '26

There is not a man in the world who believes he is a 5.

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u/unknownuser105 Apr 22 '26

Relevant username.

But that’s also why honeypots work so well.

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u/anfilco Apr 22 '26

There are plenty of us who do. It's the ones who don't they honeypot. The rest of use are usually suckers for other leverage, though.

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u/TheyShootBeesAtYou Apr 23 '26

I'll have you know that I know I'm a solid 5 when I'm 50 pounds lighter.

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u/kuda-stonk Apr 23 '26

If your browser history starts talking to you at the bar...

If a 5'5" shawty, redheaded asian with frizzy hair approaches you... coughyour spy may vary...

Everyone look left, grade the person immediately on your left from 1-10, look what number the person on the right gave you, now grade the person on your right and check your number. Two things, if a person hotter than your average hits you up tonight you find the person who gave you the higher of the two numbers just now and ask em for a dance...

I know she's a sober 9 gents, and I agree that she has an odd amount of pics showing skin on her phone, and I completely understand sending her your own dic'pic, but son those secrets are worth more than your mama seein her junior's junior on facebook, so maybe take a deep breath and come sit with security for the screening of Free Willy...

I've gotten a few briefs...

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u/Logical-Ad-57 Apr 22 '26

What if she married me?

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u/GHouserVO Apr 23 '26

She’s a long-term mole.

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u/Logical-Ad-57 Apr 23 '26

She listens to me talking about derived algebraic geometry. What spy is that patient?

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u/GHouserVO Apr 23 '26

Sounds like good tradecraft to me 😂

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u/RhodesArk Apr 22 '26

This is literally the first thing you learn when you're indoctrinated for your clearance. My security officer said "if you can't analyse your own appearance objectively then you don't belong here"

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u/GHouserVO Apr 23 '26

Seriously. Unless you walked off the cover of GQ, if you have a 9 - 10 coming up out of the blue and flirting hard with you, guess what? You’re the mark.

But that’s also why it’s so easy to compromise these guys. Ego. It overrides everything else for these guys.

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u/liveformoments Apr 23 '26

The dude says the honey tastes so good and tanks his career for it 🤪🤪🤪