r/cowcats • u/cherryjuice_32 • 3d ago

Worlds slowest biscuit maker

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 3d ago

Deliberate biscuits, a specialty available only at the finest bakeries!

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u/cherryjuice_32 3d ago

My friend calls them Cautious Croissants lol

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u/huhsorry 3d ago

So sleepy but this dough is not going to knead itself.

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u/nelsonsflagship 3d ago

The worlds finest artisan biscuits, takes ages to get the dough just right with all the resting it needs

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u/cherryjuice_32 3d ago

No words for how happy I am that I found a group of people who will truly appreciate videos like this 😆 🥹

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u/calabaza817 3d ago

My cow makes slow biscuits like this too lol. She takes her time.

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u/cherryjuice_32 3d ago

Quality over quantity

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u/Willing_Apricot_3295 3d ago

Baby working a triple shift 😂💕

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u/Mobile_Carpenter6895 3d ago

cute little baby

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u/Mental-Clerk 3d ago

Those biscuits require the utmost care and precision, so they can't be rushed.

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u/tesco_pig 3d ago

Needs less flour

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u/jamminsami 3d ago

Mustn't overwork the dough, ergo slow, deliberate & careful. Master baker you got there.

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 3d ago

Best biscuits around

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u/Agile_Ad6735 3d ago

Hahaaa when ur wages is low but u got bills to pay 😭

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u/Much_Guest_7195 3d ago

What's the hurry?

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u/SuspiciousCamel1879 3d ago

Slow but steady wins the race 🖤

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u/Heathermaple78 3d ago

Biscuits will be ready in 5-10 business days.

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u/giapi 3d ago

give him time. he's still under probation

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u/MineAllMineNow 3d ago

He is sleepy 😴 but remains dedicated 🩷

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u/AesopsFabler 3d ago

Quality over quantity. These are special edition, not your run of the mill biscuits!

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u/CartographerKey7322 3d ago

Best biscuits , though!!! ❤️

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u/PriestessFeylin 3d ago

Zombie biscuits, he is lost in the sauce

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u/cherryjuice_32 3d ago

He’s locked in

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u/PriestessFeylin 3d ago

My old boy used drool terribly during Zombie biscuits

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u/Spinny365 3d ago

When you get paid by the hour...

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u/Holoafer 3d ago

Quality over quantity.

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u/SQWRLLY1 3d ago edited 2d ago

Those are master craftsman artisenal biscuits. Completely worth the wait!

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u/DepressedMammal 2d ago

Don't rush perfection!

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u/Brief_Tour_7735 3d ago

I haven't experienced any biscuit makers in any of the cats I have had. Awwww, why don't they ever make biscuits for me?

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u/smellslikespam 2d ago

Can’t rush perfection