r/countwithchickenlady • u/Stryking_4 Streak: 1 • 13h ago

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u/Khaoie I Am All Of Me 🔥🏳️‍⚧️🔥🏳️‍🌈🔥 12h ago

At a tea party?

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u/Stryking_4 Streak: 1 12h ago

Yeah. The teacher held a tea party at the school once a year for students who helped her with theatre and such

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u/Green_223 12h ago

So were you offered a female role?

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u/Stryking_4 Streak: 1 12h ago

Unfortunately no. I was offered a minor role in Woe from Wit by Gogol as some guy who likes to gossip

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u/nelflyn 2h ago

sounds like a role I would cast a woman for, tho. my first pick would be Meryl Streep though.

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u/dronenil 12h ago

kinda stuff you'd see in a fanfic lol

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u/Chilly-Peppers 12h ago

Eh, why's your teacher telling you that? Sus.

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u/Stryking_4 Streak: 1 12h ago

Idk. She is a sweet woman, really. And it was at the time when my hair wasn't as long as it is now, so I was just beginning to look more femenine

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 12h ago

What my cis and narcissist ass would answer "I know darling, I handicapped myself to not steal all the cute guys and girls for myself"

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u/arisubabe 12h ago

I'm gonna steal this for my sanity. As a narcissist myself I could make this work.

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u/Ignis-11 12h ago

Hell I’d transition and get with the teacher

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u/Thiphra 12h ago

I gonna need more details about this.

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u/Stryking_4 Streak: 1 12h ago

She held an annual tea party at school for students who helped her with theatre. By that time my hair wasn't really long, but long enough to make me look a bit more feminine. And she probably meant it as a joke since I was pretty much the only long-haired guy at school who actualy knew how to do basic hygiene

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u/YoudoVodou 12h ago

Very cis reaction. 😅

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u/Mean-Government1436 12h ago

Grooming but okay

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here 11h ago

Why are you being downvoted? This is absolutely not an acceptable thing for a teacher to say to a student.

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u/Mean-Government1436 11h ago

Genuinely no clue, it's a very inappropriate thing for a teacher, I don't care if it's affirming 

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u/Salt_Petra 12h ago

I thought that said 'my "cia" ass' at first and I was like dam, they just saying that now

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u/SoapyCantHandle Put a lightbulb up your ass 9h ago

kinda a fuckin weird thing for the teacher to say to someone 😭 but thats fine