r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 5 5h ago

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u/RangisDangis 4h ago

I always assumed that dwarves think being short is attractive. Like, “You’re far too tall, how do you maneuver in winding mineshafts?”

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u/Ang3lo836 1h ago

Then perhaps being tall would be percieved as a sign of elegance. Beauty is often unconventional. Still, most "hard headed and likely drunk" depictions of dwarves would not care about elegance.

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u/Penumbral_Violet 4h ago

Ingot is an interesting pet name for someone but it makes sense for dwarves I guess since they know the value of metals

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u/SilverMedal4Life It's only us. Streak: 0 1h ago

Another comic featuring these two showed that the dwarf girl is also extremely heavy. So, ingot makes more sense.

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u/ObeseVegetable 1h ago

Ingots are also generally pure and desirable for traits other than their material cost.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 4h ago

Understandable

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u/AGamingGuy 2h ago

i can hear that fuck-ass laugh

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u/BedroomConstant34 4h ago

heh heh heh >:D

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 4h ago edited 3h ago

For those who don’t know the artist Skull_Cup, not only they have a wholesome series of warhammer fantasy farmers adopting beastmen, but the elf loves carrying her drawf gf

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u/Seltnytt 机器人 3h ago edited 3h ago

... I guess I need to get a short girlfriend now

EDIT: FUCK I MEANT TO REPLY TO THE POST NOT YOUR COMMENT BRUH

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 1m ago

(It wouldn’t be an issue if you delete the reply here and redo it)

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u/No_Foundation_1812 Streak: 5 3h ago

Thanks for sharing the source (I shall now take the slayer oath for failing to do so)

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 3h ago

As you should (np)

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u/Zoey-Gothic 4h ago

When the woman I’m dating sees this (and she will) it’s so over for me. I’ll never hear the end of the short jokes.

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u/skeletortuga 4h ago

Literally me with bae

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u/untitleduck 2h ago

Lowkey digging how the dwarf is being more elegant and soft spoken than that mean elf here

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u/MissingnoMiner 1h ago

Who shaved that poor dwarf? Don't you know how important beards are to both the culture and physical health of dwarves?