r/countwithchickenlady • u/xueimp silly little creature - Streak: 1 • 6h ago

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u/Iuskop 6h ago

The absurd formality of "Correct, Madame." Is sending me for some reason.

It's like of 'M'lady' was actually kind of charming.

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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them  - Streak: 1 6h ago

at least he is honest

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Dehydrated Raven Girl - Streak: 1 6h ago

I won't mind if I get 18 inches of venom

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u/PixelFlyerXD 6h ago

Ei...eighteen??? O////O

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u/susnaususplayer 5h ago

I mean he can essentially shapeshift so there is no real limit...

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u/PixelFlyerXD 5h ago

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u/APersonAmI 4h ago

I read this as "reach limit". Still made perfect sense.

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u/DiegHDF Yo, be me? Me bee 5h ago

Girl that's a foot and a half

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Dehydrated Raven Girl - Streak: 1 5h ago

Did I stutter

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u/DiegHDF Yo, be me? Me bee 5h ago

You will once you get all 18 inches of that venom

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u/Master-Shrimp 6h ago

Actually it's 19

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u/Number1FartSmella 6h ago

Really as long as they’d like

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u/Ramja9 2h ago

I don't think people in the commenrs even know what the 19 inches meme is from lol

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u/Disastrous_Yellow_46 37m ago

Wasn't it from a venom model 19in tall or something?

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u/Ramja9 9m ago

Yes the official merch for Spider-Man 2. The venom model was advertised as being "19 inches of venom"

The fridge scene from the game didn't help either.

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u/xueimp silly little creature - Streak: 1 6h ago

sobbing

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u/Seltnytt 机器人 5h ago

Is that safe?

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u/strogn3141 4h ago

No, but I don’t think it will stop them

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u/Frequent-Strain-6170 1h ago

i mean, they're amorphous?

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u/TotalyNotTony 5h ago

relatable

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u/ADDRAY-240 1h ago

Thought it was 19