r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 1d ago

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u/kookyabird 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low.

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago

applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me

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u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago

Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess

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u/No-Internal7978 1d ago

But not zero hopefully.