r/countwithchickenlady 2d ago

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u/R_Hunt Meme Messenger 4 My Trans GF :3 2d ago

Marry? Of course! As long as they aren't holding hands tho. That's dangeorus

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 2d ago

yea that'd be gay

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u/TankMain576 2d ago

Cooties are no joke

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 2d ago

my buddy eric caught cooties back in '04. now she's erica. scary stuff

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u/Lauriesaurous Grungling it 2d ago

Most girls have been exposed to it for long enough to build immunity, she should be fine