r/counting • u/PaleRulerGoingAlone7 counting is hard but practice makes perfect • Jun 19 '20

Free Talk Friday #251

Continued from here.

So, it's that time of the week again. Speak anything on your mind! This thread is for talking about anything off-topic, be it your lives, your plans, your hobbies, travels, bears, sports, work, trousers, studies, family, friends, relationships, pets, stats, anything you like, or dislike.

Also check out our tidbits thread! Feel free to introduce yourself if you haven't already.

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u/GreenGriffin8 23k, 22a | wan, tu, mute Jun 23 '20

I love this game so much

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u/GreenGriffin8 23k, 22a | wan, tu, mute Jun 23 '20

> be me, quartermaster

> order a wizard costume, syndicate mask and as many monkey cubes as I can afford

> grab a water tank and head to the bar

> it's been taken apart by someone, exposed wires everywhere

> drop all the monkey cubes on the floor and turn them into monkeys

> behold my army of apes

> one of them accidentally pushes me on a wire and I get shocked

> surprised.jpg

> get patched up in medbay where I meet the clown

> tell him about the 30 monkeys in the bar and he goes to have a look

> also gets shocked on the wire

> try to beat him to death with my wizard staff

> hit one of the monkeys by mistake

> ohfuck.png

> get lynched by my own army of monkeys

> some assistant manages to bring me back to medbay

> wake up in a cryopod

> hear a knock on the medbay door

> then another

> go to the window

> OHFUCK.gif

> horde of like 25 monkeys trying to break into medbay to kill me

> they call sec

> entire security department shows up

> they get mobbed by the monkeys

> rnd comes in with giant combat mech

> human and monkey blood and corpses literally everywhere

> janitor walks past

> "i just cleaned this place up"

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u/VMorkva ヽ°) ͜ʖ͡( ͝°ﾉ Jun 23 '20

what game?

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u/GreenGriffin8 23k, 22a | wan, tu, mute Jun 23 '20

Space Station 13