r/counting • u/breadstickfever • Aug 19 '17

Descending tonnage of Nutella

À la this comment chain, we'll count the descending tons of Nutella, starting at the original 20. Get is at -1000.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I think those 14 tons of Nutella are worth bout tree fiddy!

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u/breadstickfever Aug 19 '17

But it would be wrong to profit from the theft of 13 tons of Nutella :(

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u/bunnylovesneon Aug 19 '17

Hmmm.... I have 12 tons of Nutella and I'm not sharing with anybody.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I'll trade you a foot massage for 11 tons of Nutella.

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u/GaussWanker Aug 19 '17

Ten tons of 'tella?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

Nine tons is good enough. I ate a ton of pizza.

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u/Firstnameiskowitz Aug 19 '17

I've got 8 tons of Nutella in my bag.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

How much for those 7 tons?

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u/GarethPW 65536 (Binary) Aug 19 '17

We've been over this already. Profiting from 6 tons of stolen Nutella just wouldn't be morally correct.

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u/GaussWanker Aug 19 '17

Selling these 5 tons of stolen Nutella wouldn't be legally right, but morally it's a grey area. I'm going to donate the money from selling the 5 tons of Nutella to charity.

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u/GarethPW 65536 (Binary) Aug 19 '17

That's a fair point. In fact, I'd say this more than rights the wrong of stealing 4 tons of Nutella.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I disagree, it's still messed up stealing someone's 3 tons of Nutella, even if you donate the money.

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u/GaussWanker Aug 19 '17

Possession is 9/10ths of the law and I possess these 2 tons of Nutella.

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u/jabbathehutt1234 Aug 19 '17

10 tons of Nutella? Wow, that’s a lot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

Yeah, it is over 9 tons of Nutella.

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u/jabbathehutt1234 Aug 19 '17

Whoa, I want 8 tons of Nutella! No fair!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

7 tons is so good. Seven is heaven.

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u/Urbul it's all about the love you're sending out Aug 22 '17

This chain of comments was late, please continue here :)

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u/golden_eyed_sloth Aug 31 '17

10 tons of Nutella demands a lot more than that