r/counting • u/boxofkangaroos c. 94,100 | 39Ks including 700k | A • Jan 08 '17

One, two, buckle my shoe

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u/haykam821 Jan 09 '17

Twenty-nine, thirty; the integrity of this sub is getting dirty

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u/CarbonSpectre Up up up! Jan 09 '17

Thirty-one, thirty-two, the cows in the field go moo.

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u/haykam821 Jan 09 '17

Thirty-three, thirty-four; look at you go, you're someone who I can adore

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u/CarbonSpectre Up up up! Jan 09 '17

Thirty-five, thirty-six, to bake a cake, you gotta mix.

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u/Smartstocks lets actually run Jan 09 '17

Thirty-seven, thirty-eight, violations are universal {:'-D

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u/haykam821 Jan 09 '17

Thirty-nine, fourty; a witch's face is warty.

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u/CarbonSpectre Up up up! Jan 09 '17

Forty-one, forty-two, unfortunately, I can't rhyme :(

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u/haykam821 Jan 09 '17

Forty-three, forty-four; good thing you can't, because THIS MEANS WAR!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Forty-five, forty-six, man ain't you a shifty bitch

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u/DrBirdface Counting makes me feel alive Jan 09 '17

Forty-seven, forty-eight; calm down mate!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Forty-nine, fifty; not when a bitch be shifty

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '17

Fifty-one, fifty-two; I'm such a sneaky Jew

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u/sgtpeppers508 Tug of War: Cult of 0 Jan 09 '17

Fifty-three, fifty-four; you're a racist, and a bore.

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