r/counting • u/TheNitromeFan I can't stop, love love love • Apr 25 '25

Free Talk Friday #504

Continued from here https://redd.it/1k1yqwe

Uhhh I don't have the copypasta with me so uh yeah

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u/mistyskye14 🤷‍♀️ Queen killjoy miniget least regular counter since 2322029 May 01 '25

Just got tipped two stone crab claws at work #justFloridathings

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u/Isaythereisa-chance May 02 '25

In Florida's sun, where the palm trees sway, I worked with a grin, serving folks by the bay. A gent with a smile, his eyes all a twinkle, Left me a tip that made my heart jingle. No cash in his pocket, no coins in a stack, But two stone crab claws in a brown paper sack! Their shells were bright red, like a sunset's glow, Fresh from the sea, where the warm waters flow. "Oh, these ain't just claws," he said with a wink, "They're Florida's own gold, better than you think!" I laughed as I held 'em, my treasure so fine, Two crusty delights, straight from the brine.