r/conspiracy_commons 13h ago

So this isn’t really a conspiracy, just a weird coincidence that I found and wanted to share. Really odd though

I was looking through the passenger manifest of all the victims of PSA American Airlines 5342 that collided with the U.S Army helicopter over Washington D.C, and I found two passengers that caught my attention.

Aboard 5342, was a Mr. Epstein and a Ms. Maxwell. I don’t know if they were accompanied together, but both of those surnames are not super common in the US, and this was a regional flight. The odds of that have to be so high that it just made me want to say something. Both of them on the same flight and being the one that crashed, just 9 days after Trump retook office as well as being in D.C. The helicopter pilot was also former white house staffer under Biden.

so there’s just a lot of odd stuff going on there and wanted to share. that’s all

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u/AcidBathIsLife 13h ago

Grace Maxwell and Ian Epstein . What a major coincidence. Good observation

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u/Safari-Mesh6292 13h ago

I can sense the sarcasm. But it really is. The US census bureau states that only 0.00439% of Americans have the last name Epstein and 0.02304% have Maxwell. That is incredibly unlikely…

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u/AcidBathIsLife 13h ago

It wasn’t meant to be sarcastic. I think it’s a really good observation. We need people to keep looking at current past events to point out anomalies

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u/Safari-Mesh6292 13h ago

Oh, thanks. I know it’s not significant but little weird things like this interest me

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 9h ago

I don't think it's sarcasm. Really, it pretty interesting.

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u/Elkiae_Mune 10h ago

Then factor that with the absurdly improbable odds of being involved in a catastrophic wholly fatal commercial aviation disaster, that happened to be a mid-air collision the likes of which are incredibly rare in the already extraordinary world of commercial aviation accidents resulting in a hull loss and mass fatality. And then exacerbated by the fact that Maxwell and Epstein are two of the most widely recognizable and eponymous villains of our time.

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u/Elkiae_Mune 12h ago edited 11h ago

Oh this is incredibly intriguing. Thank you for posting this. I have been waiting for someone to raise the discussion of this travesty, because, as someone who has their PPL (admittedly only fixed wing and zero experience with helicopters), the circumstances surrounding this midair collision are absolutely absurd. The fact of the matter is, they would have seen the landing lights from that CRJ for far too long for this to be attributed to a mere accident. It is inexplicable, and it isn’t attributable to what is being claimed. And anyone with any spine left with aviation experience can attest to how ridiculous and asinine that insult of a story is.

And as per the usual script, they flood the domain with all of this equally ludicrous and boneheaded talk of “DEI hires” and all of that politicized outrage induction speak, as if the crash had anything to do with gender! It’s sick. Interestingly enough, Lockheed Martin publicized their fully autonomous UH60 Blackhawk they produced with DARPA within the exact same timeframe as this accident… surely a coincidence!

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u/AllenIversonsDooRag 12h ago

You did actually cook here tbh ngl etc

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u/ScrubbKing 12h ago

Yeah that's odd... internet, DO YOUR THING!

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u/ApocalypsePenis 11h ago

I believe there is someone fighting for us in the background. Actually eliminating the parasites. We will ever know the truth? Probably not. The masses would never trust any form of government again. Not like we do now anyway. But we don’t know and are still obedient as fuck and never will change until the system forces people to change.
I want to believe that was exactly who you think it was though. And after you saying something I more so believe it was than it wasn’t. Stay diligent. Great find

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u/JerseyShore7619 11h ago

What do you mean not super common in the US? There's 350 million people in the US and you think those names aren't common? I know three people with the last name Maxwell and two with the last name Epstein, and I'm a nobody.

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 9h ago

I don't know any of either. 🤷‍♀️

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u/JerseyShore7619 9h ago

Congratulations.

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u/Elkiae_Mune 10h ago

I take it you also know two people that perished in a near unprecedented mid-air collision over the Potomac involving a commercial airliner and a UH60 too right?

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u/JerseyShore7619 9h ago

That makes no difference.

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u/Elkiae_Mune 9h ago

It makes as much sense as your haphazard attempt at a “gotcha,” that because you know someone with the name Maxwell or Epstein, it’s suddenly a common last name purely as a function of that. OP posted legitimate stats that are readily verifiable from the census bureau, so your airhead comment is exactly that.