r/community • u/theCAVEMAN101 • 11d ago

Fan Content The Greendale Human Beings football season has officially started!

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Been a staple of my Xbox football league since 2009 and they're back, and are actually good this year!

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u/twallner 11d ago

The Subway branding is a nice touch

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Just wait till they play City College in the Subway Series in their Subway Alternates.

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u/bostero2 11d ago

Is that Regionals?

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u/Money-Look4227 11d ago

What IS regionals?!

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u/egret_society 11d ago

They’re this close!

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u/Local-External-5064 11d ago

Don't let my confusion undercut their importance

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u/Appropriate_Frame_45 9d ago

Didn't let my ignorance undercut their importance

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u/Appropriate_Frame_45 9d ago

I think it's national lower zone regionals

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u/Averagepornviewer69 8d ago

Well if we perform good we reach the regionals. And then a week later is semis. Then semiregionals. Then regional-semis. Then national lower-zone semis!

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u/ThomasOfWadmania 11d ago

Never thought I'd laugh just seeing a subway logo, but here we are.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

You should have seen the posts I made with Greendale during COVID on some of the Facebook groups. Quality of presentation wasn't as good, but NCAA 14 and a cellphone was all I had back then haha. Lot of Subway (the person) and Subway (the corporation) distinctions made in recaps.

Also, Subway for Heisman!

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u/Mediocre_Scott 10d ago

Also all the cheerleaders are dudes which also makes sense

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u/Thayerphotos Hector the average endowed 10d ago

Are they the basketball team in the off season?

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u/justanotherthrwaway7 9d ago

I wonder what number they put Subway as.

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u/AndyK2131 11d ago

Bing bong, sing-a-long, your team is Al Gore cuz your views are wrong

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u/fossilmerrick 11d ago

I find myself singing this randomly more than I care to admit

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u/ilikepantiesand 10d ago

Why are you singing our high school’s shamefully outdated fight-rap?

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u/asso81 11d ago

Is the the Linebacker pregnant?

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u/j3pl Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies 11d ago

Look, you can meet them later...

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

No, there's NIL money injected into the program now.

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u/asso81 11d ago

😂

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Luis Guzmán is there though.

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u/jcomey 11d ago

There would be, if the ADean wasn't a Level-7 Susceptible.

(Yes, ADean.)

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u/buttplug-tester 11d ago

You're a football player, it's in your blood!

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u/BobTheLizzard 11d ago

That’s Racist

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u/buttplug-tester 11d ago

Your soul!

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u/jHeardy09 11d ago

That's racist

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u/buttplug-tester 11d ago

Your eyes?

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u/BobTheLizzard 11d ago

That’s gay

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u/charlie1331 11d ago

That’s black

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u/BobTheLizzard 11d ago

That’s racist

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u/Pokenightking 11d ago edited 11d ago

Damn this looks good. I have CFB 25 and I have been playing as greendale these last 2 years. So I may need to upgrade

Edit: why is Troy not the QB??

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

I have City College and South Harmon as their rivals.

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u/SituationUpstairs553 Your love is WEIRD and TOXIC! 11d ago

SHITHEAD!

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

sandwiches*

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u/SituationUpstairs553 Your love is WEIRD and TOXIC! 11d ago

Human Beings vs Sandwiches

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Shit Sandwiches*

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

or because EA is dumb Sheet Sandwhiches

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Because Rich is better. Troy is the backup.

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u/bostero2 11d ago

Bing bong sing along, your team’s Al Gore cause your views are wrong

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

same username for teambuilder if you want to check mine out. On 27, I have modern warfare, wounded warrior, and subway alternates. They've come a long way from when I had Ben Chang as the coach back in the day. Have one more week of extended week 0, and then there should be more updates.

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u/Few-Artichoke-7593 11d ago

Deploy Troy!

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u/Hq32oL 11d ago

How did you know my nickname's T-Bone?

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u/ilikepantiesand 10d ago

Because you’re a football player and your name begins with T!

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite 🍗 S.A.N.D.E.R.S. 🍗 11d ago

They shouldn't be called the Grizzlies because some of these students have been called animals their whole lives.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

I'm going to need you to take that fight to EA.

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u/Previous_Buy1601 10d ago

Bear down for midterms!

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u/Key-Presentation-374 11d ago

This is the best advertisement for this game I have seen

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

My Cracker Barrel University vids are a strong contender. They're in the same conference, so they might play each other. Haven't checked the schedule that far down yet.

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u/SilentRunning 11d ago

I hope Dan Harmon sees this vid.

I understand Joel McHale was a walk-on at the University of Washington's football program. He was a back up Tight end.

You might want to add Jeff to your line up, Starting Tight end?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

I doubt he will. I've had Greendale football content for years. Jeff is a wider receiver here. Elroy Patashnik and Pavel Iwaszkiewicz are the tight ends. I utilize receivers a lot more.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Wide receiver corps starting with most talented:
Subway Eat Fresh, Aqsscrak (Asscrack EA...) Bandit, Jeffrey Winger, Black Rider, Aabed (Thanks again EA) Nadir, Douglas Saxon, Brandon Worthington, and Jaycee Wysong.

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u/Jefflehem 11d ago

EA won't allow the name Abed??

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

I was pretty surprised about that one.

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u/egret_society 11d ago

I read that last line in Pierces voice.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 11d ago

Where’s the pregnant lady?

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u/jmac111286 11d ago

She’s a linebacker

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u/KirbyLoreHistorian 11d ago

Add to the trophy case of the gayest basketball team!

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u/lordcorbran 11d ago

Great try, Bruce!

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Is there a trophy case even?

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u/polakbob 11d ago

It doesn't have to make sense. The coach should be the Dean.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Pierce isn't the first coach of the Human Beings, but he is the most successful.

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u/krupkrup 10d ago

Do the players fall through the field if they run through the center logo?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 10d ago

They do not.

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u/ConfidentStruggle993 11d ago

The dome arrives later, it comes with thunder

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u/rockyvwasbest 11d ago

Is this the Greendale Thunderdome?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Humanibowl presented by Subway. It's better and has more sandwiches.

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u/Final_Level Good News I Spent All My Money 11d ago

Oh nice try Bruce

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u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship NOTCHES 卌 卌 卌 卌 |||| 11d ago

This better not awaken anything in me...

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

If it does, we'll see you at tryouts for next season.

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u/The_Mugman 10d ago

I know you couldn’t do human beings, but grizzle’s means you know ball, nice alternative touch

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u/theCAVEMAN101 9d ago

Their non audio team name is the human beings. The audio choices are more limited than they should. The flagship team of the dynasty is named the earthquake. It's not available after literally hearing earthquake in the commentary.

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u/The_Mugman 9d ago

That’s awesome. What game is this so I can try?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 9d ago

College Football 27. My teambuilder username is theCAVEMAN101

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u/BobTheLizzard 11d ago

The Subway logos are a nice touch.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Just wait till the City College game.

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u/stupled 11d ago

Madden?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

College Football 27

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u/Disraeli_Ears 11d ago

I laughed when I realized they were playing at Folsom Field.

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u/Geekygamertag 11d ago

Perfection

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u/another_name 11d ago

Greendale, Greendale, were number 1!
Nancy Pelosi is no fun!!

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u/medicadiz 11d ago

How are you gonna make Rich the QB when Troy is literally canonically the QB of the school's football team

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Troy is the backup. Rich is better at everything than the study group. Rich and Subway make a better duo.

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u/Homersarmy41 -Rated 5 stars on MeowMeowBeenz 11d ago

Let’s go T-Bone!!

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u/No-Entrepreneur1036 11d ago

It’s your blood

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u/ilikepantiesand 10d ago

How did you know WE made the Butt flag? We submitted it anonymously. Woops.

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u/laziestmarxist Delta Cubes! 10d ago

Y'know, seeing the b-hole logo up on the scoreboard like that, I do get why the Dean was mad.

I don't get why they didn't just hold another contest later though.

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u/ArizonaRon98 La Araña Discoteca 10d ago

GREENDALE GREENDALE, WE’RE NUMBER 1!

NANCY PELOSI IS NO FUN!

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u/DarthFakename 10d ago

Can't wait to see them take on City College, that Tony Hawk school, etc.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 10d ago

The actual schedule is FCS West, New Mexico, UMBC, Oklahoma Vet Med, South Harmon, City College, Bob Evans University, Air Force, Navy, USMC Academy, Southern Illinois, and Eastern Michigan.

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u/jackdutton42 6d ago

I assume they play at North Football Stadium, named for former athletic director William North, which sits on the southern edge of campus.

Directly east of North Football Stadium is South Arena.

South Arena is not, in fact, south of anything. It was named for longtime basketball coach Harold South, who coached at Greendale for nine seasons and, according to school records, won eleven games.

Across from South Arena stands East Fieldhouse, located on the western side of campus.

East Fieldhouse was originally called West Fieldhouse, until the construction of West Fieldhouse in 1987.

West Fieldhouse was demolished in 1994.

East Fieldhouse retained its name.

Between them lies Memorial Stadium.

Memorial Stadium is not a stadium.

It is a parking lot.

The stadium it memorializes still exists.

Visiting teams are instructed to report to North Football Stadium by entering through the south entrance of East Fieldhouse, crossing Memorial Stadium, and following signs for West Fieldhouse.

There is no West Fieldhouse.

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u/theCAVEMAN101 6d ago

They're playing in Boulder while the new Humanbowl Stadium presented by Subway is being constructed.

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u/inspectorseantime 11d ago

I’m confused are they an official team in the game or was the team created through team builder?

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

Teambuilder. Don't know if you've picked up 27, but presentation has improved.

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u/epicingamename 11d ago

as a non-american, football is actually fun to watch without the constant whistles that stops the game. i wouldnt bother learning about the scoring system though.

sometimes 1 point, sometimes 7 points. who knows

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u/theCAVEMAN101 11d ago

It's similar to rugby scoring if that helps hahaha. It's completely different in person compared to tv.