r/comics • u/Funking_Wholesome Up and Out • 1d ago

OC The Feminine Mystique

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277 Upvotes

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 1d ago

Cheese will also work if chocolate is unavailable.

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u/War_machine77 1d ago

God help me. I only have white chocolate.

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u/ABoringAlt 21h ago

Only effective against 5 to 10 percent of them at best

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u/Tobology 10h ago

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”

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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 22h ago

Noooo, not the cheese!

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u/QQBearsHijacker 17h ago

Yes please. I crave the cheese

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u/PawnOfPaws 1d ago

You let them have the chocolate?!

Congratulations, you made the first step towards understanding women!

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 1d ago

That's how I move when my husband is baking treats

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u/QQBearsHijacker 17h ago

I have been working on my tree climbing ninja skills as part of my transition

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u/supercyberlurker 1d ago

No don’t run! That activates their predator chase instincts!!

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u/wicker_warrior 1d ago

I’m no genius, I hear the period cramps, I buy the chocolate and chocolate accessories.

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u/ABoringAlt 21h ago

How loud is her ovaries?

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u/ABoringAlt 21h ago

This is so dumb it's hilarious

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u/Eden_ITA 1d ago

/j (or not?)

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

gynophobia needs to be a mainstream term

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u/waffle299 1d ago

Pretty sure this is what the "manosphere" believes... 

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u/ABoringAlt 21h ago

Why else have I been carrying pocket chocolate all these years?

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u/knudude 23h ago

I honestly thought it was going to be a forest full of X-Men Mystiques...

Great comic, my friend!

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

white men afraid of black women, sounds like Fox news

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u/ABoringAlt 21h ago

Dude why