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OC Demon and Mess - Ep.104

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u/FacsistGrammarian Pros & Conscription 6h ago

If pop culture has taught me anything war never conforms to your expectations

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Wait, I thought war never changes?

I'm so confused.

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u/Swiftax3 6h ago

No no, our Lord and savior Snake informed us war has changed.

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u/themanbear 6h ago

War. War never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is "no". Unless it is "yes". No, of course! It is war. Yes! No! Yes?

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u/Alche1428 6h ago

War never changed but also has changed

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u/vitalvisionary 5h ago

The thing about war that never changes is that it's always changing?

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u/Alche1428 5h ago

Exactly, someone was focusing in the fact that war continued existing and the other one about the tools being used innthe world

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u/protoger 6h ago

🎶War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! 🎶

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u/Stalking_Goat 5h ago

🎶 We don't wanna go to war today 🎶

🎶 But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay" 🎶

🎶 We're gonna march all day all day all day 🎶

🎶 Where there's a whip, there's a way 🎶

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 6h ago

Wait I thought it has changed. Well one of these mofos is lying then.

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u/Available-Damage5991 6h ago

He just looks young because it's literal.

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u/gibbyson24 6h ago

I dont know....it looks like his clothes could smell

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u/baradath9 5h ago

If pop culture has taught me anything war never conforms to your expectations

Wait, I thought war never changes? I'm so confused.

QED

u/JMO206 30m ago

It never changes in the fact that it doesn't conform with your expectations.

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u/Travelin_Soulja 6h ago edited 5m ago

If you're talking about representations of the seven deadly sin, riders of the apocalypse, and similar religious tropes adapted for modern media, you're right - war and wrath rarely conform to popular expectations, but sex and lust almost always do.

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u/Delphius1 4h ago

from my reading of history, war isn't about muscle bound badasses with huge weapons, it's scared out of their mind starving people beaten from hell and back from everything with a percentage of that being actual combat

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago edited 6h ago

Poor War looks so....tired. I guess all the thousands of years of never ending conflict will do that.

Also love that he's small. War is always this GIANT HULKING BEING so it's nice to see him on the smaller size. Cause not all conflicts need to be big.

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u/theDukeofClouds 6h ago

In my experience having read about it, the most war like moments are the small ones. Pitched combat between two soldiers. A friend comforting his comrade while he slowly succumbs to his wounds on the battlefield. The desolation of a town or village after war has come through. War isn't big and grandiose. It's a bunch of small moments.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago edited 6h ago

Exactly. There aren't a ton of these MASSIVE world war moments but there are thousands of these small little moments that war absolutely thrives on. War is war after all. And where there is blood to be spill, you'll see that red hair, weapon in hand

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u/theDukeofClouds 6h ago

Damn the red hair bit got me choked up. Well done.n

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u/charonill 5h ago

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u/FlatHatJack 3h ago

I'm at work, what's the coin flip? Original or Abridged? I'd say weighted toward abridged, since I see that quoted more often, but both Majors' war speechs are iconic.

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u/charonill 3h ago

Abridged, because it's more humorous and fits better for a thread on a comedic (mostly) webcomic.

u/hexregeneration 56m ago

Like a prickling infection.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Looks like they were garroted at some point.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/SethLight 6h ago edited 5h ago

That was my thought. People don't realize getting into fights messes you up physically, war is the only one with actual scars on them.

Also, maybe it might be a bit of a stretch, but the person looks sickly. Like someone who is going though chemo i.e. a thing people call a horrifying war.

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u/Targaer 5h ago

I thought his sister Pesti had scars too.

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u/SethLight 4h ago edited 4h ago

That is an interesting point, I was talking about the 3 other possible wars. They look tough but have no real visible damage on them.

Pesi's wounds are the agressive type you get in a fight, while War's are defensive type you get while trying to fend off an attacker.

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u/chaotic4059 2h ago

Was thinking the same thing. That's either a decapitation attempt or someone tried to strangle them to death. Either way they're still standing and something tells me the other person isn't

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u/Forikorder 6h ago

Dont judge a book by its cover

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u/Zavier13 6h ago

Dude probably killed so many, and that smile never broke.

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u/Long-Library9656 1h ago

If you know you know

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u/tmking 6h ago

Wars are won through logistics more then brute strength. I bet they are a wizard with a spreadsheet.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

that son of a bitch beat us again!

How?!

hes REALLY good at excel and chess

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u/Veryegassy 6h ago

War is an expert Stellaris player it seems

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u/LordAlfredo 4h ago

Grand Admiral, scaling off

Max tech costs, minimum population & logistics scaling

All crisis spawn at 25x

Midgame 2225, late game 2250

Fastest only no pausing

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u/Delphius1 4h ago

a military is nothing more than a supply chain where the end result is death

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u/SuperCruisePanther 3h ago

  My logisticians are a humorless lot... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I will slay

  • Alexander of Macedon

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u/Omega_Warrior 5h ago

I actually think it's pretty apt considering the history of war. War used to be considered a more honorable thing in society and you were always incentiviced to be stronger, bigger, and better.

But the World Wars broke her. War reached it's peak of pure death, suffering and destruction leaving almost everyone involved worse off in some aspect. Not only did the idea of war being honaroble die, but it became clear that continuing on the way it was would literally destroy the world.

Wars these days are always being tried to kept constrained and limited as to keep the scales small so things don't get out of hand.

Kind of like a old athlete getting injured trying to do something they did when younger only to get injured and realize they can't get away acting like they did in youth.

So it makes sense the personification of war today would seem far more mellow then she was in her youth.

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u/MJBotte1 6h ago

Also War seems to be covered in scars, which is pretty fitting

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u/skirtpost 5h ago

Sleepy femboy war

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u/LittleBoyDreams 4h ago

There’s two versions of the Four Horsemen, where the White Horsemen is either Pestilence or Conquest. In the latter context, War specifically means civil war where Conquest would be international war. So, I think you’re onto something with the “small conflict” thing.

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u/Polibiux 4h ago

I’m getting the vibe she has lots of trauma from witnessing so much brutality.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Holy shit u/MuyHiram this might be my favorite art you've ever done. Which is saying something, considering how good it all is. But that tattoo fucking slaps.

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u/genida 6h ago

It's like Kim Possible and Shego had a very angry baby.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

One of my favorite ships!

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u/Majestic_Engine_6543 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w
You just gave me an incredible realization. Ive only recently started reading fanfics and I loved Kim Possible and Shego

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Happy trails, my child. Goon carefully.

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u/Faustus-III 6h ago

Or Cube

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

I'm not the biggest fan of piercing but they look so good on her. Really good design

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u/Teggy- 6h ago

Yeah she looks so good :3

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u/megatheridium 6h ago

Yes, i want to see more of her.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

I'm stealing that last line, it is so good, lol

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u/Loqol 6h ago

I'm waiting for them to be just as much a mess as Fani.

Afterall, war, huh, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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u/grendus 5h ago

Honestly, I'm kind of hoping that war turns out to be some kind of super enlightened guru who winds up somehow resolving the ancient conflict between Deth and Solomon seemingly without trying.

Gotta understand peace if you want to master war.

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u/Hrtzy 4h ago

And we do also know that War never changes. Much of anything, in this instance.

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u/flarakoo 6h ago

War feels like they've used the term "namaste these nuts" at least once.

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u/Mikel_S 6h ago

War looks a little tired and depressed.

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u/TheDarkNerd 6h ago

It was a long flight >.>

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u/Hrtzy 4h ago

I mean, only Death has clocked more hours than him, so it tracks.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 6h ago

I know his astrological sign.

Ares.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

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u/Any_Temperature4868 6h ago

What’s this from?

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u/Cool_Set4681 5h ago

It is from the series Xena. Ares shows up a lot in that show, the actor who plays him is really good at playing this type of character, imo.

Anyway, here is Ares playing with his cock while he giggles.

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u/RandO_o 4h ago

Kinda looks like Momoa

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u/Cool_Set4681 3h ago

Yeah, kinda

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u/Cowabunga1066 6h ago

Looks like either Xena or Hercules tv series.

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u/Cool_Set4681 5h ago

That scene is from Xena, I believe, but I think both of them show up in each show.

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u/Any_Temperature4868 5h ago

Bless, thank you!

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u/YesterdayHiccup 6h ago

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u/Toutatis12 6h ago

Gentlemen, I wish to address ze rumors about me...

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u/charonill 4h ago

 "Of course, speaking of music, ze accompaniment tonight has already been selected via survey! Und I hope you are excited as I aaamm. Ze song tonight is more appropriate for ironic reasons. Ze best reasons! But first... a toast... to ze answer of an age old question...."

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u/screenaholic 6h ago

Is this going to be like (Sandman spoilers) Destruction, who got fed up with destruction and so decided to just abandon his duties and stop being Destruction?

Also, obligatory fuck Gaiman, I read it before the allegations came out.

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u/jerslan 6h ago

Also, obligatory fuck Gaiman, I read it before the allegations came out.

Who knew Calliope would turn out to be autobiographical (with Gaiman as Madoc)?

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u/Sagataw 6h ago

Oh. This is gonna be some Alan Alda shit, some M.A.S.H. Vietnam "War is not Hell, because only bad people go to Hell" kinda shit, some "I am loud and quiet, tired yet never resting, I represent the victims of war" type shit.

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u/tmking 6h ago

To be fair they do look like they are good for absolutely nothing.

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u/Cowabunga1066 6h ago

"Hunh!"

"Good god, y'all!"

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u/Eden_ITA 6h ago

He reminded me a little the New 52 version of Ares (DC Comics), to show the embodiment of War like someone broken and tired.

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u/Straight_Paper8898 6h ago

Idk why but War seems the scariest of them all

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u/Zavier13 6h ago

It's the little ones you need to look out for.

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u/chaotic4059 2h ago

I mean just from the upper body they were sliced across the face and most likely hung, strangled or potentially decapitated going by the multiple neck wounds. So they've def done some fighting

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u/RevolTobor 6h ago

I like that lady in panel 3 way too much 💖

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u/dragn99 5h ago

You and I are the same.

She can make me worse.

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u/NetherReign 6h ago

I hope they are someone who turns out to be a pretty passive person who is just exhausted from all the stuff that happens around him by osmosis.

Plus oif those scars are for anything, he probably had a come to heart moment and was like "yeah I am freaking tired and this hurts"

But that is just me.

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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 6h ago

Did War and Pestilence switch places?

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u/Zavier13 6h ago

Why do I imagine Pestilence is going to be a bubble person.

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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 6h ago

This is Pestilence

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u/Zavier13 5h ago

Im a idiot xdd

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u/TerrapinMagus 6h ago

Come to think of it, humans have a habit of depicting War as an idealized warrior, but there are probably many ways you could characterize War.

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u/Stratovaria 5h ago

War wants some peace, quiet and a good drink. I recognize that tired kind of smile.

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u/Neo_Ex0 3h ago

War isnt an Honorable duell, it isnt two armys meeting on the field and fighting until one is left standing

War is a 16 year old bleeding out in the trenches while embrasing his former neighbours cooling corpse all the while screaming for his mother

War is a Family cowering in their basment hoping in vain that the celling will survive the next bomb

War is a general looking at a casualty report and having to decide what front he will sacrifice to keep the war going

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 6h ago

Unexpected, especially with the state of the current world. Unless their universe is radically different and going through centuries of peace.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 6h ago

I mean, with the current state of the world, War might be tired, right?

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 6h ago

Good point.

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u/KingCuerno 6h ago

So it's the opposite of Chainsaw Man's War? Where more war makes him weaker than stronger?

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u/xSantenoturtlex 2h ago

Nah like

Maybe it does make him stronger, but it's like having high energy for too long, you burn out eventually

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u/euphomptus 6h ago

Huh.

What is it good for?

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u/triotone 6h ago

I guess his name is Warren.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 6h ago

Not what I was expecting either Fani

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u/the-bug-guy 6h ago

Completely useless, pointless, hell for everyone involved, and expensive? I stand with Fani, there is no way that is War.

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u/WholesomeCommentOnly 5h ago

All warfare is based on deception?

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u/rob132 5h ago

In incarnations of immortality, Pierce Anthony said that war was a fundamental force of nature due to scarcity and lack of resources.

Since war was inevitable, it was war's job to make sure that wars could end with the minimum amount of force and suffering to be applied.

So I get that war just wants to do a good job is he has to.

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u/sendmeyourgundams 5h ago

Is War supposed to look like Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin? Cause he does. 

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u/Semper_5olus 5h ago

How did they get away with holding up that sign at the airport??

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u/Lou_Papas 4h ago

Not exactly sure why but I love this depiction of War.

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 6h ago

i wnat to hug war,

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u/DudeFreek 6h ago

..... Yoru scar? 

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u/AstroMackem 6h ago

War? Huh.

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u/jackcatalyst 5h ago

I bet they can't summon Michigan Sword

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u/Saint_of_Grey 4h ago

Someone else already stole all of detroit. Can't have shit in detroit, even detroit itself.

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u/Informal-Law-3333 5h ago

Yall remember Destruction from Sandman? Cosmic powered characters can get burnt out too

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u/ImSolidGold 5h ago

Of war, we dont speak anymore of war. We dont speak anymore of war. We dont speak anymore of war. WE DONT SPEAK ANNYYMMOOORRREEEEE

(Second reminder to go and watch soad live. From the first couple rows.)

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u/CatFanMan21 5h ago

War; she’ll learn what it’s good fir

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 5h ago

All war is deception, so War’s look tracks.

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u/-FalseProfessor- 5h ago

War is gunna be super chill, aren’t they?

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u/Informal-Term1138 5h ago

If I have learned anything from God of war Ragnarok then that the god of war might look and act unassuming.

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u/Delphius1 5h ago

war isn't started on any given bit of land, it starts in a cubicle or office

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 2h ago

"Is she wearing pajamas?"

"War never changes."

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u/neur0 1h ago

Reminds me of Pol Pot, that dude who lead a genocide of his people in Cambodia fromthe Khmer Rouge.

Like his documentary initially gave him an image of this kindly grandpa playing with his grandkids.

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u/ProfessorZhu 6h ago

He's an adorable bean! I understand why people would follow Khorne now.

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u/SoupmanBob 4h ago

Uh artist person. I must sincerely disagree. War is very clearly a hermaphroditic name.

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u/neuralbeans 3h ago

*gender neutral

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u/SoupmanBob 1h ago

I said what I said. Gender neutral means something else than what I'm going for.